Wednesday, June 26, 2024

AEW Dynamite 6-26-24



It's the first Dynamite after the epic Jeff Jarrett promo and my goodness it was incredible. I loved seeing him live in Fairfax with Lethal against The Outrunners and they're incredible together. It was a perfect Memphis-style tag and it's something I hope sees the light of day. MJF is out and Tony's voice sounds shot before Daniel Garcia comes out in Buffalo and thanks MJF for chatting with him nine months ago and that he saw him as a pillar of AEW. He thanks him - but if he talks shit, he's gonna look two-faced tonight. They go back and forth and MJF pitches Garcia vs. MJF for ALL IN! Ospreay comes out and pisses MJF off by saying he's going to give Garcia a shot for both the International Title and the World Title - before Swerve says you're putting the cart before the horse backstage. 



BCC is out to face LIJ's Hiromu, Titan, and SHINGO! CLAUDIO IS INCREDIBLE WITH TITAN and catches him for a backbreaker and then a swing! Mox and Shingo stiff each other with elbows and lariats before Shingo gets a double DDT/Lariat combo. TIME BOMB to Yuta gets 2 before Mox eats a superkick. Mox chairshots Hiromu for a DQ! Naito comes out to pose! So Danielson draws the line at SHINGO STEALING HIS ELBOWS TO THE HEAD!? Okay then. Weird finish.


BY ORDER OF THE BANG BANG GANG - GUNS UP! Jay White vs. Fenix is up! MASSIVE USHIGUROSHI BY WHITE GETS 2! Sheer drop brainbuster and the bladerunner ends it. The Patriarchy is out to call their shot with the trios champs. The Bucks say that THE ACCLAIMED CHEATED to beat them and they'll win when the belts are on the line! They're also going to put a new Wild Card into the Owen to have all the power and the gold. 

Acclaimed calls them the Young Cucks and says they can't run the company right or run from a fight. Okada tells them to SCISSOR ME, BITCH! Acclaimed and Daddy Ass is teased for the PPV and INSTEAD WE GET TANA INSTEAD OF BILLY GUNN! YES! That will be a lot of fun. Mark says he's got two shoulders and one title and he needs to add the TNT Title to his other shoulder! KOR cuts a Mark Briscoe promo on ZSJ. Toni Storm and Mariah May are out with Mini and Mariah goes back to do the dance with Mina to face Saraya, Anna, and Harley. Mina and Mariah get an edge and shake their tits mid-ring before Toni does it on the apron. Saraya takes a hip attack and tags out to lead Harley to landing a backstabber. MINA DRIVER TO ANNA JAY after a Judas effect ends it! This was a lot of fun.

Mariah offers up champagne and they all dance before Mina BONKS MARIAH WITH A CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE WHEN TONI MOVES! Jericho and the Redwood are out and THE BAD APPLE IS HURT and has a partner set who LIKE HIM IS A WRESTLING OBSERVER HALL OF FAMER - MINORU SUZUKI. But Suzuki doesn't want to team with him - HE WANTS A SHOT AT THE FTW TITLE GUYS! 

KOR faces ZSJ in a fantastic technical showcase with OC on commentary and Taz telling him to amp it up a bit. ZSJ gets a tap before the UK comes out and Ishii stands by OC! Swerve and Ospreay vs. the Gates of Agony are up to tie up a loose end for Swerve. AVALANCHE JACKHAMMER BY KHAN GETS 2 ON OSPREAY! SWERVE STOMP OFF THE APRON ON LEONA! Arm snapper and the hidden blade end it! 


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