Work was pretty draining, but I rested up a bit afterwards and got some food in me and that helped. Saraya's rules match is up and SARAYA SLAPS HER AND HITS HER WITH A VCR AND KEYBOARD! Harley chokes her about on the floor before Saraya empties a backpack of matchbox cars!
Harley and Hayter hit the table! Saraya wants a count out! FINLAY ROLL THROUGH THE TABLE BY JAMIE! MID-RING TOMBSTONE BY JAMIE! HAYTERADE HITS AND WINS IT. This was a blast! Ricochet and Ospreay interview with Renee and Ricochet points out that he's here to showcase himself in ways people hadn't seen. CONGLOMORATION TIME against the Learning Tree. Bryan Keith works over OC in the corner nicely. Jericho FUs Mark onto a chair! Kyle and Bill go at it on the apron! Jericho beats Mark and he wants the ROH Title again. Brody King is out to DO BRODY KING THINGS WITH ACTION ANDRETTI! This is all-action with Andretti hitting a high kick but eating a bullhammer off a dive and the ganso bomb ends it!
Archer and the Righteous jump the faces and Andretti saves! Jack Perry arrives in this bus and new gear! MINORU SUZUKI ACCEPTS THE CHALLENGE! OH MY GOD! Suzuki is just incredible in AEW - like he'll never win a big one, but he's also never have a bad match. Suzuki wants forearm shots and gets them, then goes HAHAHA and just forearms the fuck out of him to knock him down. Chops from Perry have no effect and goddamn, this is a perfect match structure. Suzuki does NOTHING in terms of bumps, but every single thing he does matters. Inverted DDT gets 2 for Perry before he lands some mounted elbows. DROPDOWN CHOKE FROM SUZUKI! Perry avoids the piledriver with a backdrop before a hanging armbar from Suzuki! Suzuki hits him with a chair in the ribs and nails him with knees to the ribs. Draping DDT to the floor from Perry and he hits the running knee into the steps AND HE WINS VIA COUNTOUT! Wow - perfect!
SHIBATA SAVES SUZUKI! Claudio, Pac, and Yuta are out to face Komander and Private Party. Claudio hits a cheapshot on the apron before Yuta argues with his allies. ZAY SLAPS THE SHIT OUT OF YUTA and Yuta wrenches on the broken hand! Cattle Mutilation ends it! Killer new theme for Claudio and A NEW OUTRUNNERS VIDEO HITS with strong "Rock America" vibes.
HOLOGRAM vs. Dralistico vs. THE BEAST MORTOS is up! Slingblade armdrag from Mortos to Dralistico and then one from Hologrma to Mortos! RANA OFF THE TOP BY DRALISTICO TO MORTOS ON THE FLOOR! WHO ARE YOU TO DOUBT EL DANDY REFERENCE BY DADDY MAGIC! SHOULDER-STEP POISON RANA BY HOLOGRAM AND A CRUCIFIX DRIVER HITS! DOUBLE LARIAT BY MORTOS! BLIND DIVE DESTROYER BY DRAILISTICO! Ghost trap pin by Hologram ends it! THIS RULED! Rush, Drailisto and Mortos beat up Hologram!
Kris Statlander says she won't beg for chances - she'll just dominate because she's not insecure. The MXM Collection is out and IT'S NOT EVEN TIP TOUCHING TUESDAY! They bust a nut over the models and HANS is perfect and he has vascularity and striation! HANS IS BILLY GUNN and runs wild! IN A THONG!
Hangman vs. Jarrett is up! MAGNUM TA SIDE BELLY TO BELLY GETS 2 FOR HANGER! An apron slugfest and...then technical issues hit and Hanger is on offense in the corner. Russian legsweep by Jeff and HANGMAN GETS STRAPPED! Rope gulliotine! JEFF JARRETT DIVES ON THE PILE ON THE FLOOR! Karen comes in and Hangman teases a strap shot AND HE HITS JAY! HANGER GETS STRAPPED! babyfaces strap hanger! Low blow and a deadeye end it! THIS RULED!
Okada vs. Sammy is up and should be fantastic. MASSIVE sliding dropkick by Okada gets 1. Hangman vs. Juice is up for Dynamite. CUTTER OFF THE STEPS AFTER ARROGANCE FROM SAMMY! Red ink is on and escaped by Sammy before a backdrop on the steps to Sammy! DROPKICK BY OKADA! RAINMAKER TURNED INTO THE SPANISH FLY FOR 2! GTH sends him into the buckle and a springboard is met with a rainmaker and a win! This was a riot!
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