We get some early stuff on Max before they cut it off for the usual blue screen. Dammit - I loved Taz saying he's gonna suplex a baby. MACHINE VS. BEST BOUT MACHINE starts us off! Kenny starts off with the Fire Pro junior heavyweight hop - he's feeling it! FUCK DON CALLIS chant before Cage hoists Omega up. Cage presses him onto the announce table before Callis gets in cheapshots. POWERPLLEX by Cage for 2.
OUTSIDE IN POWERBOMB BY CAGE thanks to the ramp! Sunset bomb by Kenny and a V trigger gets 2. One Winged Angel using the ropes to bring him up and he wins it! This was a ton of fun. Archer and Fletcher attack! OSPREAY saves! This will be a great tag match. TAKESHITA BRAWLS WITH OMEGA! Private Party and Mark Briscoe face the Hurt Syndicate with MVP debuting in-ring tonight. Jericho hypes up the 12-man tag on Collision and Big Bill rules.
"EVERYONE SHOW SOME LOVE FOR RICOCHET!" Okay so we were promised MVP here but okay. Ricochet shows himself stabbing Swerve before SWERVE COMES OUT after Nana jumps him with a chair and dances! Mercedes Mone TV show hype and shopping spree. Finally it's trios time and MVP looks good with Mark. MVP eats a lariat over the top before Shetlon eats his own complete shot from Quen! Lashley launches Mark on the floor and he launches Quen with the spinebuster. Hurt Fall wins it - just belt the Syndicate already.
Cope vs. Pac for Dynamite next week! Swerve vs. AHABITCH Ricochet is happening on 2/5 on Dynamite. JJ is out and MJF interrupts. MJF cuts promos on skanks - boy vintage Bully Ray there. And he wants to screw Karen too. JJ thanks the fans for awakening a passion in him in the Owen. JJ says that Max's mother was a whore and his father was an ambulance chaser. He says that MJF's mother made his dad pay for that shit and Alicia was going through a train when MJF had his iron man match. "YOU NEED ME BECAUSE YOU'RE DROWNING IN YOUR OWN SHIT - BUT AT YOUR CORE, YOU'RE A SCARED LITTLE BOY!"
MJF takes credit for record ratings, ticket sales and ALL IN and he was the best in the world. He says no one has ever given a shit about Jeff and he's nothing but a carny leach riding the coattails of his deceased friend! They hype up Daniels vs. Page and I think they ran long because they didn't even have a recap of it but we get one for Okada-Ishii!? Weird - feels like they're rushed for time.
CAGE VS HOOK IS UP and Hook jumps him before Christian bails and hugs Mama Wayne. Christian trips him on the steps and gets 2 off a splash off the top. SPEAR GETS 1! Fisherman suplex gets 2 for Hook. Christian drops Shibata with the falling inverted DDT on the floor after posting Hook. The goons
attack for a DQ and Taz says THIS AIN'T HAPPENING AND JOE RETURNS! Casino gauntlet is up. Dustin and Jeff meet and I guess we'll get Dustin and MJF soon. "OUTLAWS NEVER DIE!"
Mariah May is out for commentary and Kris is the first person out and then Hayter is out too. Mariah is great on commentary as Kris and Hayter just go through a starting sequence when everything should be a finish. MEGAN BAYNE IS HERE! Falcon arrow to Stat gets 2. DDT counter to a suplex by Hayter and then Julia Hart is out. Suplex on the floor to Julia by Hayter! Willow boots Bayne before Willow and Stat chop and Willow pounces! IT'S TONI TIME! SNAPMARE TACKLES FOR EVERYONE! EVERYONE PREPARES TO FEEL THE WRATH OF HARLEY CAMERON! Hayte breaker to Harley! Harley feels the mist and a rabbit lariat hits for Julia! TONI CRADLES HER TO WIN AND TONI WINS IT AND WILL GO ON TO GRAND SLAM AUSTRALIA! Timeless Toni's grey hair is back...
Hobbs gets a killer presentation and the goons surround the ring for the title match. Taz hypes up his ex-Team Taz guys being in big roles tonight and Mox chops away. They hype up Hobbs HAVING A BULLET IN HIS BODY still and he blew his knew out with Mox last year. Hobbs bites the earring out of Mox's ear and a Most Dangerous Slam gets 2.9. Mox gets a cross armbar and Hobbs stacks him but a rope break ends the hold. BUSAIKU KNEE BY WHEELER! SPINEBUSTER BY HOBBS! Torture rack turned into an RNC and Marina case shots Hobbs and it gets 2! Paradigm Shift gets 2.9! BULLDOG CHOKE IS ON! And that's it. Okay well that kinda hurt both guys at least in theory. Post-match, the goons attack.
They Pillmanize the leg with Claudio stomping and Rated FTR finally saving.