They're shooting the show wisely here and MJF starts off with Hangman and tells the people he doesn't speak poor. He got screwed by Page in the first battle royal in AEW history and he beat Hangman for the ring. MJF points out that Page burned a man's home down and they'll chant cowboy shit but HE ISN'T THE MAIN CHARACTER! He ended the career of his mentor - THAT JOBBER HACK and that's a bridge too far for Hangman. Daniels' retirement match means so much more in hindsight than it would have had they billed it as a retirement match.
Page says that CD is a hero and MJF is a coward and that's how he'll be remembered. CD tells Hangman that this is what he fought for and then he gets his thank you chants and flowers. Grand Slam recap showcases the Cope theme singing! Patriarchy is out to face the OPPS! The OPPS have their own theme and tron now
JOE BEATS EVERYONE UP! Cage throws Nick to the wolves and he gets choked out. Hangman vs. MJF is up for Revolution! ROH GLOBAL WARS RECAP with Bandido beating Jericho and he bitches about it. BIG BILL AND HIS BACKPACK face Hobbs in a street fight. Bill clonks him with a reinforced keyboard and Hobbs avoids a giant wrench shot. MASSIVE chair shot from Hobbs launches a new meme.
Hobbs hits a one-armed chokeslam to Keith through a corner table! BRICK FILLED BACKPACK TO THE HEAD OF BILL! Hobbs hits one a choke toss slam to Bill through a barb wire board and that should do it! HE'S STUCK IN THE WIRE and it's over! Murder Machines want the tag titles and they announce Double or Nothing for AZ in May! Toni is THE TRAMP AND YOUR NEW CHAMP! She faced a woman who broke her heart, took her title and stole her soul - SHE'S A SICK BITCH! SHE RAILED HER WITH THE BIGGEST PACKAGE THERE HAS EVER BEEN - Mariah May has been compromised to a permanent end and it's time for a cheap plug - QUEEN OF THE RING ENJOY! IF YOU'RE WILLOW, KRIS OR EVEN WENDI RICHTER, SHE'S HERE TO GO TIT TO TIT OR LIP TO LIP!
GABE KIDD IS COMING TO COLLISION!? Willow calls out Renee's husband. Bayne beats Stat thanks to Penelope! Rosa makes an awkward save with a chair and just kinda leaves. THE BEST WRESTLER ALIVE OPEN CHALLENGE hits Collision - it must be Gabe Kidd! Ricochet is out and cuts a money promo on WINNIN GOLD BABY! Nana comes out and says that he needs to talk to him tonight because he's been in the business throughout three decades. The robe stands for honor and Ricochet doesn't have that.
Roddy vs. OC is up WITH JR ON COMMENTARY! OC takes Strong down for a thumbs up and hugs KOR before everyone else hugs! Stundog turned into a backbreaker into an armdrag! ORANGE PUNCH WINS IT! OC gets a title shot on next week's Dynamite! Tony is mid-ring with him for a post-match interview! BUT FIRST, the DCF interrupts! They attack OC but Kenny saves! STUNDOG TO TAKESHITS AND A V TRIGGER!