AEW Dynamite 3-26-25 - Omega vs. Blake Christian

 

The set is gorgeous and the Blake Christian vs. Omega match is starting off! Black's a dickhead and flips him off and gets chopped hard. BODY SHOTS TO OMEGA! Middle rope Fosbury flop hits! Pair of snapdragons and a cross-legged ushigoroshi! DRAPING V TRIGGER! ONE WINGED ANGEL WINS IT. This was a blast! Speedball thanks Kenny for being an inspiration. Ricochet getting married to Samantha Irvin! And they've got him off by like half a second on the lip sync. Jericho bitches to his guys to PROVE IT! 

MJF and MVP are mid-ring and MJF wants to do business and GODDAMN ARE LASHLEY AND SHELTON IN GREAT GEAR! Lashley tears the card up and MJF leaves before Bill and Keith are out. Toni and Rosa are backstage with Renee  and Thunder Tits is already over. Goddamn she is just ON. Brody King is out to face Kyle Fletcher. BRODY CHOPS HIM after lurching behind him.

CHOPSAPLENTY and a boot by Fletcher. PLANCHA BY BRODY KING! HBK Elbow by Fletcher gets 2! Apron DVD! Stalling tombstone by Fletcher gets 2 before eating a giant lariat. Turnbuckle brainbuster ends it! Hobbs is out to have Davis vs. Hobbs now. MEATY LARIATS and a Davis suplex! DAVIS GETS AN ENZUIGURI BUT A SPINEBUSTER ENDS IT. Short and sweet - too short. Nick Wayne says things make sense now - but he'll say more when Christian's around. Cage and Cope taking out the Patriarchy to start and then winning the tag titles at ALL IN would be a fun story. 

Hangman and Swerve bicker backstage. Also Von Wagner was on-screen briefly in the brawl with Hobbs and Davis. Tony chatted with Rated FTR and Dax rambles a bit before Cope shuts him up thank God. Dax looks like a giant G. Gordon  Liddy. Dynasty now has a trios tag match with Rated FTR. Swerve calls out Mox and talks shit before Claudio stands behind Nana. Willow counters Marina and this was money overall. Jay White enters the Owen. Top Flight gets a squash win. 

Mark Briscoe vs. Takeshita is up! Big forearm and a stalling superplex get 2 for Takeshita. Froggy bow misses and a German hits for Takeshita! Forearms shivers and a JAY DRILLER HITS! 2.9 WITH THE FOOT ON THE ROPE! Raging fire win and the Death Riders accept the Rated FTR challenge. MVP adds MJF to the group and IT'S TIME TO HURT PEOPLE! Rosa and Toni do a legdrop version of the Demo Decap for 2. Back and forth forearms from Ford and Rosa. HIP ATTACK TO BAYNE AND SHE'S UP! Bayne pump kick hits Ford by mistake and a cradle gets 2 on Bayne. f5 hits and wins it!

WWE Raw 3-24-25 - Penta vs. Breakker for the IC Title

 Raw is live from the Hydro and has a loaded IC Title match with Penta facing Breakker. Women's IC is on the line with Lyra facing Raquel. Cena is out to boos to start alongside JOHN CENA SUCKS songs and a SHUT THE FUCK UP chant. He rambles on and is going to retire with the title and steal wrestling or something and now Cody has to save it. Cody comes down and calls him out before putting the belt down and offering him to just take it - but Cena walks away.

Usos reunite to face A-Town down and even on the ad tier, I'm getting the live feed. 1D ends their first tag match in 18 months. Backstage with the Judgment Day and Liv can't be heard much. Vaquer is hyped up for double title matches tomorrow. Women's IC is hyped up after they shill the soccer belts and hype EL GRANDE AMERICANO from The Gulf of America. Racquel boots her hard and gets a slingshot jackhammer for 2. Lyra rolls her up through the tejana bomb and wins it. HHH Summerslam '98 hype video airs. 

Jey sulks and Jimmy hypes him up and Gunther faces Jimmy next week and slaps him. Women's title bickering and they brawl after Pearce announces Rhea gets a match next week with Iyo and the winner faces Bianca at WM. Dom chats with Penta and his slick red jacket about joining the crew. Dragon Lee is out to face EL GRANDE AMERICANO. CHOP BATTLE! Grande wins it with a moonsault and ankle lock. Punk's out and we get a sneak peak of STEPH'S PLACE WITH HIM. Punk says that neither Seth or Roman have beaten him without the other's help and he brought them into WWE and he'll take them out - good stuff there.

Penta vs. Breakker is up and Penta eats a big knee on the apron. Diving sliding lariat by Breakker on the announce table. Gut check turned into a backstabber and then he hits it for 2. Breakensteiner gets 2. Spear to Carlito and Dom jumps Breakker for a DQ and Balor chairshots Bron and Penta superkicks a chair into Dom's head before Balor attacks both Breakker and Penta. Coup de grace to Penta. 

AEW Collision 3-23-25 - Slam Dunk part 2

 

Death Riders' Trios title defense starts things off. THE 2022 HOLIDAY BASH is used to hype up this 2025 TITLE DEFENSE. Holy hell. That's a Mr. Fantastic-level stretch but I love it. Pac tombstone and a Yuta splash wins it. Top Flight and AR get jumped by Action and Lio. Johnny TV vs. Bandido and boy do they both have killer themes. INVERTED GTS BY BANDIDO and a 21 Plex wins it. Bandido wants Jericho and they all come out and BANDIIDO STEALS HIS MASK after Jericho wears it and gets slugged! Toni cuts a killer promo about the Greek gods and Bayne that can't be done justice. FEELTHEWRATH! HER FINISHING MOVE ends it! 

Harley will do commentary on the main event BUT FIRST IT'S DON CALLIS! Los Titanes Des Aire are out to face Mortos and Dralistico! MID-RING TORNILLO BY MORTOS! Dralistico and Komander have incredible chemistry with their chops and flips! HARLEYGRAM distracts Mortos for a Komander ropewalk! Portal Bomb into the ropewalk SSP! THIS RULED!

AEW Collision Slam Dunk 3-22-25 - Part 1

 

Adam Cole vs. Danny Garcia is mid-ring to start. Cole avoids an armdrag and gets in an ADAM COLE BAYBAY! Cole is seemingly working heel and throws him ass over teakettle into the steps. Cole works  the knee on the post but Danny gets a twist and shout on the ropes for 2. Danny is knocked down  on the floor but FIGHTS HIS WAY UP THANKS TO HOLDING THE HAND OF A FAN - who is now a fan forever. time limit draw ends it. MAX CASTER is out and we get a Bowens chant and Caster says he ran him out of AEW. HOOK is out and crushes him. Deeb shows Aminita her GIANT BINDER OF ADVICE to set up a feud. Julia goes for cradles and gets 2. SPIDER SUPERPLEX BY JULIA! Moonsault evasion and a clonking headbutt gets 2 for Queen. Queen misses a hip attack and gets cradled for the win by Julia!

Mark Briscoe, Hobbs and Rocky Romero are out to face the Murder Machines and Takeshita! Cage catches Rocky on a dive and suplexes him into a Takeshita apron bomb! Hobbs and Cage engage in MEAT WARFARE! Falcon arrow to Rocky ends it. This ruled! 

AEW Dynamite 3-19-25 - BLIZZARD!

 

AEW is dealing with a blizzard impacting Omaha and I've been sick all day - so this may be lean coverage. Dynasty 4-way to face Omega starts off! Baseball slide rana by Bailey to Ricochet before Bailey eats an apron bomb by Davis and an apron toss to  OC! Davis avoids a stundog, but eats Bailey knees. Davis tackles everyone down. Ricochet gets 2 off an SSP. Davis hits a one-arm powerbomb and then a pop-up powerbomb! Bailey gets a backslide,  but RICOCHET CHEATS TO CRADLE HIM TOO! And since both guys got a pin, THEY BOTH GO TO FACE OMEGA!

 Hurt Syndicate hype video and it's time for Billie vs. Mone! Billie hits a tope and a somersault senton standing! Swanton gets 2! BACKSTABBER BY MONE! PCO apron swanton misses and the mone maker wins it. Cope vs Mox is the hour 1 main event! Brawling in the truck, brawling on the table and a paradigm shift on the desk! Cope gets spike and eats a cutter.  Spike to the gut of Mox and back! IMALER TO IT AND IT'S STUCK IN HIS BACK! Yuta and the BCC attack COPE AND FTR SAVES! Cope spear through a corner table! Patriarchy jumps him and Cope is choked out by the choke. Feels like the end of main event singles matches for Cope. 

Ospreay vs. Fox, 450 misses, hidden blade wins it. Hangman has entered the Owen! Toni is a bit off on commentary for the main event. Sliding dropkick to Bayne by Kris. Falcon arrow to Kris gets 2. F5 on the floor! Another one mid-ring ends it. Toni tapes up and fights her to close the show.

WWE Raw 3-17-25 - BRUSSELS!

 

Balor faces Breakker and BALOR IS A TWO-TIME IC CHAMPION!? They're in Brussels and we get an epic Cody vs. Cena hype video and Cena standing mid-ring to a LET'S GO CENA/CENA SUCKS chant that is so lout is cool. He starts off with a Twitter Cena quote and says he's been a victim for 25 years. Cena says that he changed himself for the people - BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH. He worked hard and began to win and win and win and he spent a decade giving away everything and it wasn't enough. HE TRIED TO DO ONE NICE THING ONE LAST TIME AND THEN THEY RUINED IT! The fans sing the goodbye song! Cena cuts an avoidant promo that stings so much now.

Cody is out to a CODY/CODY RHODESSSSSSS song! Kaiser walks out backwards to face PENTA in a no holds barred match. Barricade-walk rana by Penta on the floor! ROLLING DVD BY KAISER ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! Rolling DVD IN THE RING GETS 2! BACKDROP OVER THE TABLE BY PENTA! Blindside forearm to the neck of Penta got 2! The Sacrifice hits! Penta superkicks a chair into his head before a Mexican destroyer on the chair! Penta driver wins it! Penta wants the IC Title! Finn wishes the JD girls well next week and Dom and Finn's distracting grey beard are something else. Dom wants Penta to join and I like that Finn is mad because HE'S GOING TO WIN IT! 

Ivy beats up Kai with some ground and pound. LOW GERMAN BY IVY FOR 2! GTK by Kai wins it. Iyo and Bianca are out to sign their WM contract before Rhea comes out and signs too after kicking ass, much to the chagrin of Pearce, who was so happy that a contract signing worked well. Jey vs. Theory is up and Jey wins quick with a spear and superkick. GUNTHER CHOKES JEY OUT! Jey choking out Gunther should be the Mania finish. 

Bron BEATING DUDES VIDEO PACKAGE RULES! Pearce says you can't just write your name on the contract and Rhea says you can get the contract when she's in the match. Creeds face Rey and Dragon Lee. "That could have been Del Wilkes or Tom Brandi - HE COULD HAVE SOLD SOMEONE THE GIMMICK!" - okay now THAT is a deep cut for WWE commentary. 619 and the frog splash win it for the LWO. THE MYSTERY LUCHADOR IS HERE! Delayed German to Lee and then a flip German from Rey onto Lee and a diving headbutt onto Lee! 

Seth and Punk recap leads to Seth coming out and getting his song sung SEVERAL TIMES. Okay, he's annoying as is the song, but that ruled. Seth says he's coming to SD to chat with Punk and Roman. AJ and Kross is here to stir shit up and Kross says it took AJ 17 years to get to WWE and it took Logan Paul a lot less in record time. Balor is a great heel chickenshit and gets a lot of flash cradles before eating the draping slingshot elbow lariat to the announce table! PRESS POWERSLAM GETS 2 FOR BRON! BREAKKENSTEINER AND SPEAR WINS IT! Nice Penta staredown to close the show out - a classic Raw overall thanks to the vibes of the venue.

AEW Dynamite 3-12-25 - International Tourney Begins

 

We have an International Title Eliminator up and we have Kenny starting out glad-handing and clapping with fans. He thanks doctors, fans, and Ospreay, he's back and he's International Champion! He thanks Takeshita for pushing him into deep waters again and Shibata STARES DOWN OMEGA with the Opps! They wreck jobbers and Hook chucks dudes around. RUNNING CORNER BOOT BY SHIBATA! PK ENDS IT! IT Professional Ricochet says he wants the International Title and he'll give Shibata the option to just quit and forfeit! 

COPE VS. MOX IS SET FOR DYNAMITE NEXT WEEK FOR THE WORLD TITLE IN A STREET FIGHT! Cope and Swerve have a post-PPV promo and Mox says he'll take out Cope next week and take his excuses too. Hologram is out with HARLEYGRAM and is teaming with Hobbs to face Dralistico and Cage. Cage hits a powerslam into a suplex on the floor and does some curls with Hologram. HARLEYGRAM DISTRACTS THE HEELS! Hobbs hits a Worlds Strongest Slam on Cage for 2! Dralistico fucks around with forearms on Hobbs! SUPERKICK/GERMAN BY THE HEELS! HOLOGRAM MOONSAULTS OFF OF HOBBS' CHEST ONTO CAGE ON THE FLOOR! Hobbs spinebuster on Dralistico wins it! Mark Davis is in a suit and looks 400 pounds. 

Alicia Atout chats with the Hurt Syndicate about beating some asses! MVP wants to party and Lashley wants to hit the gym - MVP gives them a week off. TIMELESS TONI STORM hype video! Goddamn that Hollywood Ending ruled! Toni says she has stitches in her lip and head and glass in her ass and THE TRAMP IS STILL THE CHAMP! She won't meow because she isn't a pussy - but she wants to put some keys in the bowl and get the orgy started! Megan Bayne jumps Toni - good, she's a fine challenger for the PPV in three weeks.

Mortos vs. THE WILD CARD IS UP and the Wild Card is MIKE BAILEY! SPEEDBALL/WOO WOO is already over. NAOMI KICK COMBO hits before Mortos runs wild. Flip dive by Bailey! Pop-up Samoan drop gets 2 for Mortos! AVALANCHE PRESS SLAM GETS 2.5 FOR MORTOS! Spinning backbreaker after a headbutt and a kneeling discus lariat hits for Mortos! Crescent Kick hits to win it! Bailey is over on day one! Renee ANNOYS Christian by asking about his cash-in and he DEMANDS HIS CONTRACT BE RETURNED TO HIM! HE AGREED TO A ONE ON ONE MATCH AGAINST COPE! Nick Wayne calls him out on his shit and calls him a liar. Christian says he could have been a coward like your dead father who died in front of your mother's face! 

After the show, MJF punches a mirror and blames himself. MJF is out and his orange hair and purple suit are distracting. He wants Hangman BUT HE'LL THE HURT SYNDICATE! MVP is out! They hug for a bit and MVP tells him he's proud of him. MVP talks about MJF giving him a ride for the low price of giving him a chance to learn when he was 18. He's proud of him as a person, but he isn't proud of that loss on Sunday. MVP hands him a card and he knows that everyone knows that titles follow the Syndicate. MJF turns it down and MVP tells him to focus on the "was" in World Champion. Well that's a new thing I didn't know I wanted.

PLATINUM MAX IS HERE FOR THE MAXIMANIACS! MAXAMANIAC shirts should sell like wildfire...Tommy Rich. Takeshita comes out for murder! Caster says he's obviously here to introduce him to the DCF and he can main event the Tokyo Dome! Forearm and raging fire end it. Caster having the max logo on his gear is fantastic. Jericho's assault on Gravity is shown and he cuts a promo on Bandido. WILLOW is out for fun wrestling time against Penelope Ford. Willow lands a snap suplex before falling to a double knee on the apron from Ford! I like them bringing up Ford winning over her twice - good stuff, it makes their history feel important now even if it didn't seem like it in real-time. 

Gori Special by Willow before an eye rake ends that. Draping triangle by Ford! Gorgeous crossbody by Ford gets 2! Powerslam gets 2 for Willow before a cradle by Ford gets 2. STUNNER BY FORD! POUNCE BY WILLOW! WINS IT! Ford...glances her with a chairshot before Kris makes a save to make amends with Willow! BAYNE RUNS WILD ON THEM! F5 TO STAT! Mercedes has Renee do her CEO bit with a bad throat. Billie walks backstage with them and mocks Mercedes for getting kicked in the throat. SHE WANTS MERCEDES NEXT WEEK! Ospreay's out stitched up and taped up. He says he pissed the missus off and got 15 calls from her and she was mad he did stuff off the cage! He wants to be the guy! Cope has his title match, Swerve has his...so he wants to call his shot. He wants the world title shot at ALL IN! He wants to be the guy because HE'S WILL OSPREAY AND HE'S ON ANOTHER LEVEL!

Jay looks disappointed that a store didn't accept an expired coupon. Herchicero dominates but OC comes back and winnss it! Speedball is out too!