AEW had an all-timer of a show with Revolution and Dynamite is back. It's funny how things can work out because two days ago, I moved forward a new potential job, interviewed yesterday over the phone and in-store today so it's been a fun whirlwind. It's a sales job that fits in with what I did with Best Buy nicely, but for more money and commission - so we'll see. Just having a job right now is key and being lean with spending has helped a lot. PPV recap made it feel like an all-timer and Ospreay starts us off against Blake Christian!
Ospreay launches off a headlock and knees him in the jaw before a dive to the floor. Ospreay eats a DDT and some stomps on the neck before landing a hidden blade for the win. Mox is out and we get a brawl and he goes for the tiger driver but Pac jumps him and puts him in a brutalizer! And now it's time for the Bang Bang Gang against the Death Riders. Fosbury flop to Mox by Ace! Punches aplenty to Yuta before Danny comes down and gets attacked. LEFT HAND OF GOD TO YUTA! Death Rider to Ace Austin wins it! Gabe Kidd edgelord promo for the coffin match tonight. Or next.
Kenny wants Swerve to put his title shot on the line against him one more time at some point. They fight in the parking lot area, which is brightly lit and choke each other on a car. Gabe gets ethered up and Darby drives him to the building. Or rather off a sorta ramp into a car crash. Sure whatever. Okay so this is not WWE '13 and they're apparently still having this match. Darby pushes a roadcase into the venue with Gabe on it. Gabe is put in a straitjacket but not well and Gabe chucks him around. Gabe smashes his hands in the coffin for a break. Boy this show has just...not been it.
Avalanche code red hits for Darby! Darby bites Gabe's nose to avoid the coffin. Gabe eats a few skateboard shots! Coffin drops and suicide dive win it and okay cool whatever. DYNASTY IS ON 4/12!? They need a lineup for that ASAP. He wants the title and gets no theme playing. Yikes. Swerve says he holds all the cards for the match with Kenny, so he wants his EVP status if he gives him this shot. Bailey promo about toughness. YAY DUNKZILLA! Davis vs. Bailey is up.
Standing SSP after corner kicks get 1. Triangle moonsault to the floor lands flush for Bailey. Davis wants the gutwrench driver but Bailey fights out and eats a killer chop. THE DUNKZILLA DRIVER GETS 2.9! Spike piledriver gets 2.9! Pop-up rana gets 2.9 for Bailey! MOONSAULT WITH THE KNEES hits for 2! Corner high kick hits and Ultima Weapon wins it. Collision has Robbie Eagles vs. Fletcher for the TNT Title. MJF after the show says he had the greatest iron man, dog collar and Texad death match of all time HE IS MR. REVOLUTION! Adrenaline helped BUT HE WON AND HE STILL HAS THE TRIPLE B! And he's 30 and already a legend.
Okada buries Takeshita and Trent buries Jack's bus! Marina vs. Mina is up and Mina has a bat and the charisma of 200 people just holding it up. Marina hits a uranage and some grounded elbows. Back suplex off the apron to Mina and Marina runs wild. Mina GRABS A BOTTLE AND SMASHES MARINA! STORM ZERO WINS IT! THE BEAUTIFUL ANDRADE IS HERE and Jon Cruz gives him something - and it's a lot of money and Don wants MJF's money to take out Darby. Perry starts off strong with an Orihara moonsault before the heels heat up with the Bucks with fast-break offense and eat kicks! SHARPSHOOTERS AND OKADA IS IN THE SNARE TRAP!
MELTZER DRIVER MEETS AN OKADA DROPKICK MID-MOVE FOR NICK! Rocky hits sliced bread and Tret gets a busaiku! BTE TRIGGER AND THE LAUNCHING KNEE WINS IT! Nick says they had fun tonight but blew it on Sunday, and their dad gave them a pep talk and there's no one to stop them getting the belts again. ENTER CAGE AND COPE!
Cope says he's back to rectify things with FTR and look at his wife again. Cope and Cage get another tag titles hot at Dynasty and Cage wants MORE MONEY! And FTR is out and gets beaten up.





















































