Wednesday, May 27, 2026

AEW Dynamite and Collision 5-27-26

 


We see Kenny and Ospreay talk about the Death Riders and Kenny tells him that they could turn their backs on him and he'd have helped train him too. THE JET starts us off with a sea of boos. He told Darby not to let THE JET DOWN and the people down AND HE DID! Speedball confronts him in a bright yellow coat - maybe he's picking up Curious George, and shoulderchecks him and shoves him down.


JERICHO vs. Ricochet with a walls and too little belt for Jericho. Low blow and the Ricosault gets 2! Codebreaker, Judas, and LIONSAULT wins it! Ciampa attacks him - now there's a fun program. Superstation Showdown with OC, Brian Cage, Rush and Lio Rush! DA HURNS to Lio and Rush wins it. MARK BRISCOE HYPE VIDEO! MJF is out and Mark interrupts and Rush says Mark's a chicken farmer and MJF is just a chicken SHIT! MJF speaks another language, SENOR! Rush vs. MJF next week in Richmond!



Claudio vs. Brody King! Stiff chops and lariats aplenty! Brody suicide dive meets an uppercut! BOOM LARIAT OF DOOM Brody wins it! Cope and Cage are out and Taz bitches about Cope owing him for a Super 8 fare eons ago. Cope hands out cameras and THE DOGS ATTACK! 



TayJay win a squash against Allie Katch and Ava Everett to hype them up for Divine Dominion. Katch went from WWE ID prospect to this. DUNKZILLA with Awesome-style text on his gear against Perry in ANNA JAY'S YELLOW PANTS is up. I should make Davis in the Backlash NM ROM hack thanks to this new gear. 



Davis dominates and nixes his shoe to stomp on the bare-ish foot. Piledriver and THE SNARE TRAP! Davis yeets him up off the knee strike and hits an elevated lariat! LARIAT HITS FOR THE WIN! NO 2.9! AVALANCHE RHINO DRIVER WINS IT! Don says that Ospreay was never chosen IT WAS FLETCHER! Davis vs. Will next week too. CONGLOMERATION HELP FOR TAKESHITA! Ospreay/Death Riders trios match with him telling him "my intro is here guys..." with Mox and Pac doing their thing - nice story beat there. Rascalz are out and fellow pot enthusiast Marina is like WELCOME TO DEATH MOTHERFUCKERS! Reed and Mox rule the world together - killer split sell for a piledriver by Reed that gets 2 before he gets a cutter! Ospreay wins it and Mox hits 200 wins in AEW. 

 


THE OPPS promo and Joe is shooting stuff in Hollywood - HOOK is in charge and Shibata has pachinko parlors in-canon now. Backstage, TAYJAY IS BEATEN DOWN as Lexi asks if they're okay. LIKE CLEARLY NOT! Andrade and the sweet Global title are out to face Ace Austin. Good little match here. Sunset bomb, elbow and DM win it.





AT 11 PM THEY START THE MAIN EVENT! SHIDA BEST AROUND vs. Stat Daddy! Shida kicks her with an apple before RUNNING OVER HER HAND WITH A BICYCLE! LIGHT TUBE TO STAT AND THE FALCON ARROW GETS 2! Night Fever off the apron and mid-ring gets it! Jesus this was nuts. 









Sunday, May 24, 2026

AEW Double or Nothing 2026

 


Some fun matches on the undercard, but TayJay getting setup against Divine Dominion should be fun. Mick is fantastic on the pre-show and he cuts a killer promo with MJF, who low-blows him and Darby saves and Mick puts him over huge. Well, this one pre-show justified whatever they're paying Mick. Cope and Cage vs. FTR starts the show off - which is good for the sake of stip because an I Quit match can kill a show's flow. Great song singing for Cope and Cage gets trapped by Dax and tells him to go fuck himself. Stoke takes the top rope off and Nigel says he's got a lot of wrist experience. They choke Dax and Stoke AND THE WATCH save before BETH returns. 







They empty LIGHTER FLUID on a table and STOKE EATS A SUICIDE SPEAR FROM CASH THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE! BALLSHOT TO DAX from Cage, Beth and a Cope piledriver and then a sharpshooter from Cage and CROSSFACE FROM COPE! AND BETH HAS SPIKE AND THEY WIN IT! Well that was outstanding. 



Takeshita vs. Okada is ONLY THE SECOND MATCH and we get forearms and then an APRON RAINMAKER! DDT ON THE FLOOR! POWER DRIVE GETS 1! Raging Fire falcon arrow wins it and the International Title! The PROTOSTAR returns and HE ATTACKS TAKESHITA! So there's ALL IN for the International. Kyle gave him the belt AND THEN A LARIAT! 




Athena beat Mina with a tombstone and then the O Face. Mox vs. KOR and JR is on commentary! Ankle locks back and forth but Mox has an ankle lock anchored on and he taps out and as Mox and Marina leave, we get Ospreay OSPREAY out putting him over. Joe is out in pure fun retirement run energy. 




Swerve beats Bandido and it's the women's 4-way with Shida and Kris fighting and Shida getting a nice ankle lock on Hayter. Shida canes Kris after the Sunday night fever and Thekla's stomp wins it! Babyfaces get a cool hype video set to "Devil's Dance" by Metallica. Bunch of crazy shit with the bus, OWA through a table for Andrade! EVERYONE HITS THEIR FINISH ON RICOCHET AND THAT'S JUST MEAN! Kaun saves Ricochet but EATS SEVEN SUPERKICKS AT ONCE! LIONSAULT WINS IT! 











MJF vs. Darby is up and MJF has a PPV robe on and the stips would seem to indicate an MJF win - maybe with Hangman giving him the assist and leading to MJF ending the stip. MJF DOESN'T COME FROM A BOROUGH HE IS FROM A MANSION NONE OF THE POORS CAN AFFORD - HE IS MJF!







Darby gets a flash 2 off a headlock takeover! JESUS DARBY RAGDOLLS HIMSELF OFF A TOPE! PACKAGE PILEDRIVER ON THE STEPS BY MJF! A TRILLION 2 FALLS OFF CRADLES FOR 2! CODE RED GETS 2! Darby tope into a TV camera and MJF carries him around AND HE GRABS THE CLIPPERS! FRONT GUILLIOTINE CHOKE BY DARBY ON THE STAGE! OH MY GOD COFFIN DROP OFF THE DON STAGE THROUGH A TABLE! And Darby's head is all sliced! 







COFFIN DROP HITS FOR 2.9! Avalnche tombstone and the side headlock takeover wins it! Goddamn what a fun show this was and this was a very rewatchable classic and they cart off Darby, who took punishment that still seemed lesser than Foley at Superbrawl. MJF stands tall and KEVIN KNIGHT UFO SPLASHES DARBY ON THE GURNEY AND MJF IS SHOCKED! 














Friday, May 15, 2026

ROH Supercard of Honor 2026


 

Ian and Caprice are incredible live! Sammy is here and they joke about Beast having visa issues, so Sammy is solo here against Action Andretti. Andretti gets a series of topes before eating a spiral dropkick. GTH wins it and I'm switching to Youtube because it looks so much more vibrant. Sammy calls out Rush and he kills Andretti and a jobber. STP congratulates themselves and wants an open challenge against ANYONE BUT MANCE, KINGSTON, AND ORTIZ. Lacey Laine and Janai Kai are out to face Mina and Queen Aminata. Outside-in twirly splash by Mina gets 2. Chocolate kisses/roundhouse kicks on the mat. Figure four/cloverleaf stereo lockups win it. Premier Athletes are out and ATHLETES RULE against the Rascalz. App goes wonky and I'm glnna prsume the Rascalz win it.



All right, it's good by hype video time. Nigel in the opener against Josh Woods! Nigel as the legend is a good role for him and he's getting some fantastic career-closing work. Everyone including the ref hops on commentary! Nigel is in an ankle lock and it's over. Honor Club crashes. Viva Van is out for the Women's TV title match. Viva avoids a dragon sleeper after eating a knee missing a wonky kick. Viva goes for a cradle and it gets countered and Velvet wins. Switching to MyAEW and OH MY GOD IT LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER!



TV Title time with Lio Rush and he's now got like branches of evil. Final Hour frog splash gets 2.5! Andretti prevents belt usage by Rush and the Bloody Sunday and 450 win it for AR Fox. Women's pure match with Diamante against Deonna. Venus tapout win for Deonna and Andretti wants Lio and Sammy gets a title shot against Darby tomorrow.  Lee Moariarty vs. Ace Austin for the Pure belt is up and this should be a cool style match for Ace. Red Velvet challenges Willow for Collision. OGK is back to face Bustah and the Brain. 



Six man tag challenge time with DALTON AND THE OUTRUNNERS! Slam from Turbo gets a pop and Dalton wins with the bangarang and the SONOFABITCH elbow. STP attacks after and OC SAVES! With Mark! Davis faces Xelhua for the National title and Davis escapes an ankle lock with a rope break. Driver wins it. Bandido vs. Blake Christian is up and Blake eats a deadlift suplex on the announce table THAT DOESN'T BREAK FOR 2! 21plex wins it. Swerve attacks. House call and a vertebreaker on the chair.