ALL IN is in theory heating up and it's a bit cold before the show. Crazy week for me though as Darian's family seemingly wants to take the house away from me and move me into a condo while also stringing me along on rent. Ospreay and United Empire vs. DCF is up with FUCK DON CALLIS chants without him even out there. Cage and Ospreay have a slow exchange that would be faster 6 years ago for Cage. HENARE VS. ARCHER IN HOSS WARFARE! Henare lands a punch/chop combo in the corner before Archer hits a series of overhands! Cage and Archer work over Akira with gut shots during the break. Cage does the bicep curl fallway slam WITH ROCKY BEING FANTASTIC!
Henare avoids a blackout and gets a deadlift German. Akira hits a billion strikes and flips off Lance only to fall to a single forearm. Ospreay KOs Rocky with the hidden blade to win it. THIS RULED. Renee chats with Okada about the ALL IN match. Tony brings out Kyle Fletcher, who mocks Takeshita and they brawl. POISON RANA TO KYLE AND THE POWER DRIVE KNEE!
Renee chats with Will and Kenny next and they talk about COVID destroying NJPW while AEW had it easy. More COVID oh God what is this. They ramble on before Kenny brings up family and then it gets a bit better and they get separated. Okay. TBS 4 way is up! Tope by Maya after she avoids a PK. Kris gets a powerbomb off a BK bomb attempt by Persephone, but Maya cradles Kris to win it! Mox vs. White is up. FOREARMS APLENTY! Avalanche rana by Jay! NAGATA LOCK CROSSFACE BY JAY WHITE! SHUTDOWN PILEDRIVER BY MOX! FOUR CUTHROAT SUPLEXES and the uranage gets 2 for Jay. Bladerunner turned into an RNC into the Nigel winning move on Collision. DARCE CHOKE BY MOX INTO THE BULLDOG! DEATH RIDER FOR 2.9! RNC wins it for Mox! THIS RULED!
Dogs attack, Conglomeration and the trios champs save. Trios tag title open challenge-ish thing is set for ALL IN. Jonathan Cruz insults Andrade and says he's a coward and MJF IS BETTER THAN ANDRADE! And HE'D BEAT HIM IF ANDRADE WASN'T A COWARD and hey it's time for a match! Elbow and the DM wins it! Andrade calls out THE FUCKING FAKE WORLD CHAMPION and MJF can be heard and not seen...and then we see that played a video too early with him in his pool. SECOND DOM TO CRUZ!
Nigel vs. Hechi is up with nothing during the break. Or not as we get Willow vs. Mone in a promo thing. They brawl and we get a FUCK YOU, WILLOW from Mone - this was fantastic. Nigel vs. Hechi is up and he says he isn't 100% and he hasn't been for much of his career. Nigel vs. Hechi is up and Hechi works the good lack - smart, then he has zero good legs. CORNER PUNCHES BY HECHI BUT THE LONDON DUNGEON IS ON and now it's a front choke! NIGEL WINS IT!
Darby vs. Knight hype video and Knight is out. VINTAGE JEFF HARDY pyro explosion and Knight gets the coast to coast! Okay the pyro was perfect to wake everyone up. STEVEN BORDEN helps Darby and Knight tells him to stay in his lane. Main event time in a very smoky building.
Elite vs. DCF is up and Clon avoids the fameouser for a Pele! OWA to Doyle wins it. DCF with SEASON 1 SONNY CROCKETT TRENT is here and COPE SAVES! BUCKS ACCIDENTALLY SUPERKICK CAGE! Kenny talks shit about has security escort THE LITTLE ENGLISH BITCH HE IS and Will calls him a pussy and says he'll kick the shit out of him. OWA OFF THE APRON THROUGH A TABLE!




















































