So I'm gonna do a little bit on the show, but it's been an insane week. I was laid off on Monday and today, 2/25, my housemate passed away and it was both a surprise and not entirely because things were just really off for a week or so. It was a crazy day, but a productive one with a GoFundMe being setup by me to help the family out as much as possible. I'm not really feeling in the wrestling zone right now, but I know watching the show will help me feel better about the present and future. Babes of Wrath vs. MegaBad on tap and we've got Gabe Kidd vs. OC and Brody vs. Davis with Mile High Madness on tap too.
We get an FTR vs. Bucks video with the superkick in the wheelchair being shown this time. Mox vs. El Clon is up for an eliminator and wow that's a neat style match. Mox and Clon do some fun stuff off a headlock sequence with Mox flipping him off for one and Clon getting his revenge with a sole butt kick off of another run. Mox gets a crippler crossface briefly and turns it into that back-variant on the Rings of Saturn. Suplex by Clon lands and he goes for a run-up Lionsault but Mox avoids and eats a moonsault off the barricade!
Mox lands a curb stomp ON THE APRON and nearly gets a countout win but he's in at 9.5 and eats a Cactus lariat and tope suicida! Mox eats a back kick into the rope sending it into his throat but gets a shotgun lariat! Mox gets a piledriver for 2! Forearm exchanges mid-ring and a MID-RING STOMP GETS THE CLON COUNTER AND VAULTS OUT at 15 minutes! DIVING FOOT STOMP BY CLON FOR 2.9! Portal Bomb is turned into the paradigm shift! DEATH RIDER HITS AND WINS IT!
An epic Omega vs. Swerve video airs before Nana comes out to establish Swerve as the heel by running down Tony and Excalibur and calls them STUPID FOOLS and WITHOUT ANY MORE DELAY, IT'S THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN AEW, SWERVE STRICKLAND! He asks if the sickos miss him and they don't like what he did - why is that only when it happens to their favorites. He says Hangman asked if he had regret for what he did - and he did at the time, but now...nah he doesn't. Brody King sets up a Swerve match one day.
OC vs. Kidd is up with Kidd getting a cool drum theme and he's part of The Dogs. Kidd yammers on about PUSHIN UP DAISES after beating up OC but OC HITS A PK! Revolution DDT by OC! OC punch meets a forearm and a kneeling powerbomb! DOOMSDAY SAITO BY KIDD! OC gets the lazy Wahoo chops AND THE POCKETS! BEACH BREAK OUTTA NOWHERE FOR 2.5! Eye rake and a stuffed piledriver win it for Kidd! Clark Conners jumps him before A SAVE BY DARBY! CODE RED BY DARBY TO CONNERS!
Thekla vs. Stat is hyped up as something that was so dangerous that Kris just got cleared today. Rosa faces Thekla on Dynamite in Texas! Knight vs. Mansoor is up for a standby match. Cool inverted atomic into a spinebuster by Mansoor! Knight gets a pendulum DDT and the UFO wins it! Knight wants the world title! Hanger and MJF are out and MJF says he deserves respect AS YOUR CHAMPION! He says that Hanger should study history because he ended the AEW career of this last guy to do this stip and everyone in Denver is on weed - leading to a weed chant. MJF wants a ONE WAY NO DQ MATCH - so he can't be DQed, but Hangman can be. It's stip vs. stip via a coin flip!
Hangman says that in Texas Death, Max's usual tricks mean nothing and he calls himself the Devil - but Texas Death is his Hell! He calls Max's stip dogshit to a "dogshit" chant and he wants finality and if he can't beat a piece of shit like Max, he doesn't deserve this title. The coin determines the ONE WAY NO DQ MATCH! Hanger wants the quarter BUT NAH HE AIN'T DOING THAT. JETSPEED STOPS HIM AS DOES BRODY KING! AND MAX TRIES TO RUN ANYWAY! AND IT'S A LOADED COIN! And now it's a TEXAS DEATH MATCH!
Hayter and Windsah have WORDS FROM THE BIRDS! AND THEY DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK! Babes of Wrath vs. MegaBad is up with Willow and Megan forearm shivering back and forth before Willow gets a series of quick lariats to Ford in the corner. Double lariats send the heels out and THE BOOBS OF WRATH meet mid-ring. Ford hits a moonsault to the floor and goes down. Their new goon Lena Kross attacks for a DQ so Megan doesn't job - good finish there. BRODY KING vs MEAT MADNESS MARK DAVIS!
MEAT chant amid the hoss chops! Davis hits a slam and misses a senton leading to Brody hitting a senton. SLIDING D IN THE CORNER JESUS! FUCK DON CALLIS/FUCK ICE TOO! DVD by Brody! club to the head by Davis during a dive attempt. RNC by Davis but Brody escapes and eats a lariat. JAYSUS German suplex by Davis! DAVIS TRUCKS HIM WITH A LARIAT! Davis EATS A CHOP ON THE BAD HAND and a king kong lariat wins it for Brody! Brody wants Swerve at Revolution and BANDIDO WANTS A FIGHT TOO! ANDRADE ANSWERS HIS CHALLENGE!
Kyle Fletcher is back with hair and THE TITLE IS PINKY and PROTOKADA ARE ALWAYS CHAMPIONS and wow does the International Title look gorgeous. The Demand jumps Jungle Jack with FTR before Mile High Madness WITH HIS THEME PLAYING AND WE GET DIVES and fans singing! Rascalz attack FTR! Cash SHOVES STOKELY INTO A BUCK with his outstretched arms. Perry hits a crazy DDT on Ricochet on the floor!
These party matches benefit from watching them after the show because there aren't ad breaks and MYRON SAVES DEZ WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER! RAMP RUN CUTTER BY REED! FTR CATCHES HIM ON A FLIP DIVE AND SMASHES HIM INTO THE STEPS! Jack Perry busts out a VACUUM CLEANER! DIVING DDT BY JACK FOR 2.5! Slingshot powerbomb by the Bucks to Ricochet and the swanton on the trash can! FTR SAVES RICOCHET FROM A BTE TRIGGER! Rascalz send FTR for a SUPERKICK PARTY and Rascalz one too. TOA SUPLEXES BOTH BUCKS MID-RING! AND EVERYONE SUPERKICKS TOA!
JACK GETS BACKDROPED OFF TRYING TO PILEDRIVE TOA AGAINST THE ROPES. Wentz shotgun dropkick to Toa! WENTZ FLIPS INTO A HEADBUTT BY TOA! POWER AND GLORY AND A HEADBUTT AND A RICOCHET 450 GETS 2! Dax snaps off a feint DDT but eats a feint superkick! SPANISH FLY THROUGH A TABLE ON RICOCHET FROM THE RASCALZ! Bucks avoid a shatter machine and CASH GOES THROUGH ONE MORE TABLE as the fans demand. FIRE FLAME HITS AND THE BTE TRIGGER AND JACK'S KNEE WINS IT and that was a billion stars today. Wow I needed that match!

















































