Hangman will kick the show off, and we'll also get Speedball vs. Davis for the National Title. We start off with a recap of Omega vs. MJF before Hanger starts things off, dealing with the same stip... Hanger is out with a graphic saying that he's had a vasectomy and that he's a gardener and he enjoys planting seeds and he has no idea what it'll be, but he will go for other glory in the TNT, National, Continental, or International Championships! He's going to have to find something else to do and he will!
Shibata vs. Bandido for the ROH Title starts things off. Nice back and forth high kick exchange before Shibata gets a running, stopping, then clubbing big boot on the floor. Shibata DDTs him on the apron and turns it right into a suplex on the floor. Sting-style gorilla press slam and an SSP BY BANDIDO! 21Plex is avoided AND THE PK HITS! Back and forth forearms and a lariat exchange! MASSIVE lariat by Shibata! Bandido counters a low blow with a la majistrol and wins it!
THE BEST IS SHIDA argues with Harley, so that's a fun program. Or it's just the match now - okey dokey. Harley eats forearms and an upkick during a half crab attempt. Shida kneelifts her on the apron and DRAGS HER BACK BY HER HAIR for a near countout. Harley gets corner punches and wants a sunset bomb, but SHIDA BITES HER HEAD! Shida gets her goofy bow and arrow for the win.
DCF calls out Darby. Brawl in the Ballpark recap. The Conglomeration is out and Willow wants Thekla. Skye swears vengeance on the Divine Dominion. Mox, Yuta, Claudio, and Danny are out to kick ass against Komander and SkyFlight and it's a fun showcase for the Death Riders and the Martins before THE DANCE after the dragon tamer win. Divine Dominion will beat up THE SISTERS OF STUPID. A batshit insane adoption video airs with the Bang Bang Gang bringing up neutering, euthanizing, circumcision and whatever IN AN ACTUAL REAL ADOPTION VIDEO FOR DOGS YOU CAN ADOPT.
Brian Cage looks bigger than Luger at SuperBrawl II and is somehow only 272 pounds. Cage eats kicks on the floor and he can't even move around them, and a twisting cutter gets 2 for Wentz. Discus lariat and a deadlift German hits before the Drillclaw wins it. Trent demands a win by forfeit. "I NEED A WIN!" "Well he's right about that..." from Nigel. AND DARBY COMES OUT FOR A VALUE-ADD MATCH! Nice fast action until Darby eats a trip on the top rope BUT HE GETS A SIDE HEADLOCK! Crazy alley oop bump for Darby and the Busaiku knee gets 2 for Trent - so Darby must love this guy. STANDING COFFIN DROP TO CAGE ON THE FLOOR!
STORM ZERO ON THE APRON GETS 2! AVALANCHE CODE RED GETS 2 FOR DARBY and the Coffin Drop wins it! Darby earned Trent a contract extension. CAGE TRIPLE POWERBOMBS HIM and then hits a release one before Davis-Bailey starts off. Willow and Maya chat backstage and she wants a trios match with Mercedes and DD.
Davis powerslams him after a senton. DUNKZILLA DRIVER ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! ANOTHER ONE MID-RING GETS 2.9! Bailey gets a kick and a Black mass! RUNNING DROPKICK BY DAVIS! 1.5 ROTATION SSP GETS 2.5 FOR BAILEY! Davis kills him with a lariat and an axe driver! DAVIS gets a lariat to send him in the ring, but eats a legsweep! SUPLEX SLAM ON THE APRON BY DAVIS! Crucifix into a sunset flip gets 2 and the Omega driver wins it for Davis. This was a match of the year contender - holy hell!




































































