Saturday, May 30, 2026

AEW Collision 5-30-26



Ciampa starts the show off for commentary as OC, Strong and KOR are out to face the DCF B-Team. Goofy pinwheel DDT from OC to Lance before finally OC beats Rocky after 15 minutes. Cool hype video for TayJay vs. Divine Dominion and Anna fights with Bayne for a few before a hot tag to Tay! ANNA GETS A RUNNING BLOCKBUSTER! QUEEN SLAYER IS ON BAYNE AND THEY SURVIVE!





Dynamite recap showcases Shida vs. Stat and Ricochet vs. Jericho nicely. Ciampa has 1,004 REASONS TO HATE JERICHO! Ciampa rightfully points out that Jericho is a backstabbing asshole. Hazuki vs. Maya World is out with Persephone on commentary. She's great in that role and Persephone gets 2 off a senton. Sunset bomb by World and a jackknife gets 2.5! TOPE BY MAYA! Bridging fallaway slam gets 2.5 for Maya AND A SENTON BOMB OFF THE TOP WINS IT FOR HAZUKI! 





Tony does a video package for the Dennis Condrey tribute with ROH clips! Taigastyle hype video with Nigel hyping him up to face Tim Bosby, who wisely has a distinct singlet with his name on it. Smart move there. Uranage into the border city stretch wins it. Death Riders trios time against the Infantry. Double DDT by Mox to them and the DRs win. Triangle of Madness bickers for a minute before coming together again BECAUSE THEY AREN'T DUMB BITCHES! 



Dogs vs. Gunns are up, double biel and a high-low spear gets 2.9. Back and forth punches and a Clark pounce wins it. Knight vs. Speedball hype video. Cage and Jake Doyle are out - so Doyle is back really quickly and Cage is as big as a fucking house. Takeshita vs. Danny is up and Mox talks about them living on death ground. Ankle lock and we get Marina talking about how you want to shove a toe in the butthole with it. DRAGON TAMER IS ON! Overhand chop by DG and THE FOREARM OF DEATH AND RAGING FIRE WIN IT! 


DCF attacks and MOX SAVES and now STP ATTACKS MOX! SPEEDBALL AND THE CONGLOMERATION SAVE! Lee gets shit talked and HE ATTACKS CARLIE! 


MLW Fusion 5/30/26 6:05 Special


 

It's been forever since I've watched MLW, but they've got a pretty loaded lineup and Collision is tonight too so what the heck. Battle Riot is recapped and Aries vs. Trevor Lee is the main event. Priscilla Kelly opens the show up against Shotzi, and they've been married in matches forever. Shotzi hits a 619 after a headlock from PK. PK hits some really sloppy kicks after a CONTRA UNIT edit to I guess cover some botches. Apron uranage by PK and some mid-ring Kawada kicks and a bronco buster. Pumphandle suplex by Shotzi! HALF AND HALF SUPLEX BY PK! 619 POSITION DRAPING SENTON BY Shotzi gets 2 but the avalanche senton wins it for Shotzi.



Kross says he's here to suplex folks on their fucking heads in this title open challenge. Danny McBride puts over MLW's variety. Rich Bochini meets with Hammerstone backstage and puts over the title. Aleah James faces Scarlett. Long tieup and Scarlett is basically wrestling in a thong so...yeah. Basement dropkick to Scarlett before a bridging capture suplex gets 2.9 for Scarlett. Booty shot in the corner, powebromb by Scarlett and the Dudebuster wins it.



Lee vs. Aries is up next - so not the main event they said it was earlier. Good Brothers vs. Coffey Brothers are next week and they brawl backstage with the Skyscrapers. Trevor Lee shaved looks his age finally instead of looking 45. Lee avoids the low-pe but a snap sideslam gets 2 for Aries. Aries avoids a brainbuster and gets the Last Chancery! Brainbuster hits and wins it! He calls out Blue Panther and Riddle is shown as signing the contract to face Kross for the title. Decent hour there. 


Wednesday, May 27, 2026

AEW Dynamite and Collision 5-27-26

 


We see Kenny and Ospreay talk about the Death Riders and Kenny tells him that they could turn their backs on him and he'd have helped train him too. THE JET starts us off with a sea of boos. He told Darby not to let THE JET DOWN and the people down AND HE DID! Speedball confronts him in a bright yellow coat - maybe he's picking up Curious George, and shoulderchecks him and shoves him down.


JERICHO vs. Ricochet with a walls and too little belt for Jericho. Low blow and the Ricosault gets 2! Codebreaker, Judas, and LIONSAULT wins it! Ciampa attacks him - now there's a fun program. Superstation Showdown with OC, Brian Cage, Rush and Lio Rush! DA HURNS to Lio and Rush wins it. MARK BRISCOE HYPE VIDEO! MJF is out and Mark interrupts and Rush says Mark's a chicken farmer and MJF is just a chicken SHIT! MJF speaks another language, SENOR! Rush vs. MJF next week in Richmond!



Claudio vs. Brody King! Stiff chops and lariats aplenty! Brody suicide dive meets an uppercut! BOOM LARIAT OF DOOM Brody wins it! Cope and Cage are out and Taz bitches about Cope owing him for a Super 8 fare eons ago. Cope hands out cameras and THE DOGS ATTACK! 



TayJay win a squash against Allie Katch and Ava Everett to hype them up for Divine Dominion. Katch went from WWE ID prospect to this. DUNKZILLA with Awesome-style text on his gear against Perry in ANNA JAY'S YELLOW PANTS is up. I should make Davis in the Backlash NM ROM hack thanks to this new gear. 



Davis dominates and nixes his shoe to stomp on the bare-ish foot. Piledriver and THE SNARE TRAP! Davis yeets him up off the knee strike and hits an elevated lariat! LARIAT HITS FOR THE WIN! NO 2.9! AVALANCHE RHINO DRIVER WINS IT! Don says that Ospreay was never chosen IT WAS FLETCHER! Davis vs. Will next week too. CONGLOMERATION HELP FOR TAKESHITA! Ospreay/Death Riders trios match with him telling him "my intro is here guys..." with Mox and Pac doing their thing - nice story beat there. Rascalz are out and fellow pot enthusiast Marina is like WELCOME TO DEATH MOTHERFUCKERS! Reed and Mox rule the world together - killer split sell for a piledriver by Reed that gets 2 before he gets a cutter! Ospreay wins it and Mox hits 200 wins in AEW. 

 


THE OPPS promo and Joe is shooting stuff in Hollywood - HOOK is in charge and Shibata has pachinko parlors in-canon now. Backstage, TAYJAY IS BEATEN DOWN as Lexi asks if they're okay. LIKE CLEARLY NOT! Andrade and the sweet Global title are out to face Ace Austin. Good little match here. Sunset bomb, elbow and DM win it.





AT 11 PM THEY START THE MAIN EVENT! SHIDA BEST AROUND vs. Stat Daddy! Shida kicks her with an apple before RUNNING OVER HER HAND WITH A BICYCLE! LIGHT TUBE TO STAT AND THE FALCON ARROW GETS 2! Night Fever off the apron and mid-ring gets it! Jesus this was nuts. 









Sunday, May 24, 2026

AEW Double or Nothing 2026

 


Some fun matches on the undercard, but TayJay getting setup against Divine Dominion should be fun. Mick is fantastic on the pre-show and he cuts a killer promo with MJF, who low-blows him and Darby saves and Mick puts him over huge. Well, this one pre-show justified whatever they're paying Mick. Cope and Cage vs. FTR starts the show off - which is good for the sake of stip because an I Quit match can kill a show's flow. Great song singing for Cope and Cage gets trapped by Dax and tells him to go fuck himself. Stoke takes the top rope off and Nigel says he's got a lot of wrist experience. They choke Dax and Stoke AND THE WATCH save before BETH returns. 







They empty LIGHTER FLUID on a table and STOKE EATS A SUICIDE SPEAR FROM CASH THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE! BALLSHOT TO DAX from Cage, Beth and a Cope piledriver and then a sharpshooter from Cage and CROSSFACE FROM COPE! AND BETH HAS SPIKE AND THEY WIN IT! Well that was outstanding. 



Takeshita vs. Okada is ONLY THE SECOND MATCH and we get forearms and then an APRON RAINMAKER! DDT ON THE FLOOR! POWER DRIVE GETS 1! Raging Fire falcon arrow wins it and the International Title! The PROTOSTAR returns and HE ATTACKS TAKESHITA! So there's ALL IN for the International. Kyle gave him the belt AND THEN A LARIAT! 




Athena beat Mina with a tombstone and then the O Face. Mox vs. KOR and JR is on commentary! Ankle locks back and forth but Mox has an ankle lock anchored on and he taps out and as Mox and Marina leave, we get Ospreay OSPREAY out putting him over. Joe is out in pure fun retirement run energy. 




Swerve beats Bandido and it's the women's 4-way with Shida and Kris fighting and Shida getting a nice ankle lock on Hayter. Shida canes Kris after the Sunday night fever and Thekla's stomp wins it! Babyfaces get a cool hype video set to "Devil's Dance" by Metallica. Bunch of crazy shit with the bus, OWA through a table for Andrade! EVERYONE HITS THEIR FINISH ON RICOCHET AND THAT'S JUST MEAN! Kaun saves Ricochet but EATS SEVEN SUPERKICKS AT ONCE! LIONSAULT WINS IT! 











MJF vs. Darby is up and MJF has a PPV robe on and the stips would seem to indicate an MJF win - maybe with Hangman giving him the assist and leading to MJF ending the stip. MJF DOESN'T COME FROM A BOROUGH HE IS FROM A MANSION NONE OF THE POORS CAN AFFORD - HE IS MJF!







Darby gets a flash 2 off a headlock takeover! JESUS DARBY RAGDOLLS HIMSELF OFF A TOPE! PACKAGE PILEDRIVER ON THE STEPS BY MJF! A TRILLION 2 FALLS OFF CRADLES FOR 2! CODE RED GETS 2! Darby tope into a TV camera and MJF carries him around AND HE GRABS THE CLIPPERS! FRONT GUILLIOTINE CHOKE BY DARBY ON THE STAGE! OH MY GOD COFFIN DROP OFF THE DON STAGE THROUGH A TABLE! And Darby's head is all sliced! 







COFFIN DROP HITS FOR 2.9! Avalnche tombstone and the side headlock takeover wins it! Goddamn what a fun show this was and this was a very rewatchable classic and they cart off Darby, who took punishment that still seemed lesser than Foley at Superbrawl. MJF stands tall and KEVIN KNIGHT UFO SPLASHES DARBY ON THE GURNEY AND MJF IS SHOCKED!