Okay, so it's not exactly a mystery vortex show - but travel has made the card shuffle and we don't have much beforehand. We get a fun Harley guitar promo before Mariah promises HOT GIRL GRAPS, "Cope, your shortened your name and I'M GONNA SHORTEN YOUR CAREER!" Cope says he's gonna chop a redwood down NOW! Cope's entrance in this tiny building looks odd.
Cope is a great babyface in peril and Big Bill does an Eddie shimmy hilariously. Cope hits a kneeling basement rabbit lariat for 2. Jericho gets the ref so Bill takes the pad off and Jericho blames the camera man! Bill eats the buckle and a corner running powerbomb hits for 2.9! Cope eats the buckle and a TEST-STYLE BIG BOOT FOR 2.9! Chokeslam countered into an impaler! SPEAR HITS AND GETS 2.9!
Jericho is so proud of Bill! COME ON, BILL! Cope with a ballshot and the BCC elbows and RNC end it! FTR saves Cope from an attack to set up Jericho vs. Dax in the main event. KENNY OMEGA IS THE GREATEST WRESTLER EVER montage! Omega vs. Cage hype vid. A Hangman video right out of Mid-South airs hyping up his issues with Christopher Daniels.
That was a perfect promo and he'll probably finish off Daniels' TV career in the Texas Death Match at Collision Maximum Carnage. Komander vs. Pac is up and even with the ROH TV belt and some nicer gear...Komander is still just a TV job guy. PAC working a luchador basically gives us Dragon Gate PAC on TV! Pac bullies a camera guy and eats an Asai moonsault. Code Red into a cutter by Komander! Brutalizer ends it.
CLAUDIO IS HERE BECAUSE HE WANTS REVENGE ON KOMANDER! YUTES and Pac hold Komander up for Claudio before the Outrunners save! It's time for Yutes and Claudio vs. The Outrunners with no entrance for the latter. Okay that's a bad idea live. I love Claudio hearing their music and just not giving a fuck and continuing the beatdown. TRUTH N TURBO ELBOW AND THE GIANT SWING DROPKICK GETS 2! Floyd hits a bolo punch right out of Da Crusha's arsenal before a Death Riders rocket launcher ends it.
Hobbs cuts a promo saying he took the initiative to win the gauntlet and he bowed away from him on Dynamite and he isn't any kind of world champion to do that! "I'VE BEEN SHOT, STABBED, HOMELESS AND LEFT FOR DEAD - THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO ME SO THIS WEDNESDAY, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MY BITCH!" FEEL THE WRATH OF HARLEY VS. Mariah May! Good lord this match is pure aura!
Harley gets a few cradles for 2 before a headbutt hits from Mariah! Straightjacket choke by Mariah before a Trish rana gets 2. Stinger splash by Harley! STORM ZERO ENDS IT. Harley is such a fantastic live show wrestler. CD responds to Hangman and he says he doesn't worry about getting punched - he was called an old man and asked what I'VE DONE!? He's wrestled around the world, and he's built up two wrestling companies and maybe 2024 wasn't his best year - he's not an EVP, HE'S A MAN TIRED OF BEING DISRESPECTED!
Brody King has arrived with his wrestle daughter to demolish Trevor Blackwell and does so wonderfully. Lexy chats with Brody and Julia Hart and boy it sure feels like Malakai is gone and Cope tells 38 year old black and grey bearded Brody King that it's time to run with the reins. Shibata vs. Garcia is up in a match that is probably better in-person than on TV for the TNT Title. Boy, the TNT Title feels like it's at near Scorpio Sky-levels of nothing - and at least then Sky had a Lakers-themed belt.
Shibata and Garcia work so well together. CHOP BATTLE! MASSIVE CHOP BATTLE in the corner! CORNER CHOP into the basement dropkick and a kneebar! SAITO SUPLEX BY SHIBATA but Garcia pops up! MORE MOTHERFUCKING CHOPS! Dragon tamer by Garcia meets an achilles lock by Shibata! Snapmare and a nasty back kick and then a PK meets a dragon screw, into an armbar into a stack cradle for 2! SLAP BY SHIBATA! RIPCORD SLAP INTO A JACKKNIFE CRADLE FOR THE WIN. Oh, this will be even better uncut.
Dax vs. Jericho has a long collar and elbow so Jericho doesn't have to really do anything or bump. Dax gets pulled into the post by Jericho's legs to avoid a crotching...and has to walk up the steps. Whoopse. Hockey fight punches on the barricade. Boy they're doing a Memphis special of doing nothing well here. God, imagine how good Dax vs. Jimmy Valiant would be in 2025!? Corner slingshot by Jericho and we get some chops before a floor sharpshooter by Dax is met with a shove into the steps by Jericho. In-ring sharpshooter is on but Jericho makes the ropes. Diving headbutt but Jericho...I think hit the ref and an ROH beltshot hits for 2.9. Judas Effect ends it after...well way too long. Even with the Memphis-style doing nothing with something, this went on forever.
Rated FTR and the Learning Tree brawl. DEATH RIDERS ATTACK! Cope hits a spear AND MOX HITS A PARADIGM SHIFT! Hobbs is out and saves Cope! Chair to the back of Hobbs but it does nothing! Marina distracts and Yuta eats a uranage through the announce table!