AEW Dynamite 3-5-25 - Revolution Go-home Show

 

Bit of a late start to the show on MAX, which really needs to cue up some AEW footage for its preview before the show airs instead of BLUE. MJF talks shit about Hanger and we get the Swerve vs. Ricochet contract signing and Ricochet doesn't have the robe and says that it's getting modified AHAA! Swerve talks shit about TREVOR'S RING ANNOUNCER WIFE! SWERVE SCISSORS HIM IN HIS MASS EFFECT JACKET! Ospreay, Hobbs, OC, and Mark face off with the DCF and Bryan Keith next! 

Ospreay and Cage rule together. Giant uranage to Hobbs by Cage, but Cage eats a suicide DDT BY OC! Hidden Blade ends it and Fletcher is a cocky shit after it. Kyle bullies Mark Davis around and Davis hits Will with a brainbuster on a chair. DCF and Omega hype video air. Cope vs. Yuta is up and Cope has the babyshit green gear on. A minute of action and we come back to a YUTA CHINLOCK!? Really now? Grindhouse and impaler to Yuta. Busaiki, but it sends Cope out and the spear wins it! Yuta shakes his hand as Cope hypes up this is what respect is like. Oh no HERE'S MOX! 

Mox is pissed at Yuta and he says that you pulled the trigger - BUT YOU WON'T ON SUNDAY! Outrunners get a wacky '80s montage with a new wacky song! Hanger beats up a guy MJF dressed up like him before MJF jumps him. BUCKSHOT MEETS A BALLSHOT! The writer of Queen of the Ring is here to chat and TONI STORM IS HERE! Stat and Rose are out to face Bayne and Ford. Slingshot elbow by Kris but Rosa gets tossed onto her on the floor by Bayne! AND THEN SHE THROWS PENELOPE ON THEM! Shotgun missile dropkick to Bayne from Stat! Stat gets a twirling falcon arrow for 2. F5 wins for Bayne on Rosa!

Renee meats with Mone for nothing really. God I hope The Monk is here to destroy Max Caster in this standby match. Jay White massacre time! Jay will turn on Mox and we get some great shit between Toni and Mariah with Mariah saying she's a sick bitch and she's winning. Toni says that Mariah will exist, but not live - and be the answer to a trivia question of whatever happened to Mariah May?! Main event time and Ricochet as a little bitch with Okada is fantastic. Swerve works great with Okada and King is perfect with Ricochet and especially Okada. MASSIVE CHOP TO RICOCHET! DVD TO OKADA GETS 2! 

Springboard frog splash by Ricochet gets 2 on King for Okada! Big pressure turned into a victory roll by Ricochet for 2! Swerve stomp but OKADA'S ELBOW BREAKS UP THE PIN! Cannonball misses and the HOUSE CALL HITS STANDING before Ricochet grabs the belt and clocks Swerve to win it! Fun show, but not really a must-watch.

WWE Raw 3-3-25 - Post-Chamber Fallout!

 

Chamber is recapped as a GOAT-tier show. Good - every show should be your best ever. Recap really put it over as a GOAT moment and Punk is out pissed. He throws a bitch fit and tosses shit around  and says he's middle-aged and crazy. He says he wishes he could have sold his soul to hold a fake title like the People's Title. Punk says Cena's been selling everyone bullshit for 23 years! Seth comes out to brawl and he's in something a human being might almost wear! GIANT "this is awesome" chant breaks out during this brawl.

Finn bitches a bit and wants Bron tonight. Otis vs. GUNTHER TIME! Otis FATS UP and hits a fallaway on the floor! CHOPFEST WITH GUNTHER LANDING KNIFEEDGES AND OTIS HITTING WAHOO CHOPS! Caterpillar gets 2! Shotgun dropkick by Gunther! POWERBOMB TO OTIS WINS IT! Gunther beats them up and Jey saves before A-Town Down Under gets beaten up by Jey and Jey eats a sleeper! Women's IC is up with Ivy against Lyra. AJ chats with Karrion Kross and his insane hair and he wants Logan Paul next week. Lyra's knee gets worked over before a wonky Batista bomb gets 2 and an ankle lock. Nightwing ends it!

Punk/Seth recap and PUNK JUMPS HIM AGAIN! Punk vs. Seth is up for Raw next week in MSG in a cage! Kaiser and Penta brawl and Kaiser avoids a Penta driver! Bianca HAS NOT HAD A CHANCE TO TALK TO EITHER JADE OR NAOMI! Chad Gable's LUCHA EXCURSION IS SHOWN! He meets an old guy who isn't Dario Cueto who gives him a paper box after forking over $500. CASH! Tag title time and a double suplex to Ivar gets 2. Angle slam and 450 HIT for 2.5! HULK SMASH CLUBS! 

SHOOTING STAR GETS 2 AFTER AN IVAR MOONSAULT MISSED! BRUTUS BALL MISSES! JULIUS EATS A CROSSBODY BY ERIK ON THE LED BOARD! WAR MACHINE HITS TO WIN IT! Rey wants an LWO war with no DQs against New Day! Finn talks shit and Dom saves before CARLITO EATS A SPEAR! 

Jey is pissed  and leaves. Bianca is out before the title match. MAMI POWER LORDY! Rhea throws her around in skimpy gear before eating a basement dropkick! IYO HITS KAIRI'S ELBOW! ASUKA LOCK! Basement METEORA IN THE CORNER! Bianca argues with Rhea and the avalanche riptide is turned into a rana and the moonsault wins it!? WOW! I guess Iyo loses it on SNME!

WWE Elimination Chamber 2025

 

America the Beautiful is sung to close out the pre-show. TONS of boos there. Wow. YAY OH CANADA! Hogan vs. Warrior and Hogan vs. Rock are hyped up and THE ROCK IS HERE! Women's chamber opens the show up. Naomi is beaten up by Jade to start things up as Naomi is the one who beat up Jade and Jade DEMOLISHES HER and Liv tells Bianca it's her fault and Naomi is eliminated. Jade doing something new with the cage door slamming trope SLIDING THE CHAMBER DOOR ONTO HER ruled. AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, BIANCA IS IN NOW! 

She focuses on Naomi and Liv jumps her. Roxanne hops off of Liv's back for a rana on Belair for 2. Corner high knee by Liv to Roxanne and BAYLEY WHOOPS ROXANNE'S ASS IN THE POD! WITH THE POD! Frog splash to Bayley by Roxanne gets 2! Alexa's out and just has a trance on her face to face Liv. FIEND NO-SELLING ALEXA is hilarious given how tiny she is. Chamber dive by Bliss is caught by Bayley and Bianca for a slam. CROSSBODY TO THE FLOOR BY BAYLEY! CROSSFACE BY ROXANNE ON  BAYLEY! OBLIVION TO BAYLEY TAKES HER OUT!

Bianca whips her on top of the pod! BIANCA CROSSBODY TO THE PILE! Tower of Doom powerbomb! Pop Rox leads to her eating a Twisted Bliss and taking her out. Three amigos to Bianca and a shining enzuiguri to Bianca! Abigail DDT is met with a schoolgirl for 2! Liv gets a jackknife pin on Bliss AND USES BIANCA'S HAIR TO SOLIDIFY IT TO WIIN! Liv uses the hair to send her into the cage a ton. Codebreaker by Liv, SPEAR BY BIANCA FOR 2! Bianca hits the KOD AND WINS IT. This was fantastic!

Trish's first retirement match was 18 years ago. Holy shit. Candice is actually in the video package! Air Canada by Trish to Nia. Stratusfaction is turned into a back suplex.  Inverted bearhug ragdoll to Trish! Nia rubs her ass on the back of Trish's head. Tiff runs wild after a tag on Candice and a Trishacanrana hits! PME TO NIA WINS IT! They had Trish replica belts made - odd to not have her wear one here. 

TKO blows the Rock for a while. Sami vs. KO is hyped up. I love how ultra-produced this unsanctioned match is. SO THERE'S A REF - BUT HE'S NOT IN HIS WWE-BRANDED GEAR BECAUSE IT'S UNSANCTIONED! Cole hypes up a SUPERVILLAIN DEATH MATCH between KEVIN STEEN AND EL GENERICO! This gets the old TNA Xplosion blue lighting. Chairshots to the back of Sami! Ditto for KO's back! Crowd brawling time Trash can shots and a blue thunder bomb through a table of stuff. KO BELLSHOTS THE HEAD! Sami avoids the avalanche fisherman suplex only to get thrown off the top to the floor!

Fisherman buster through a chair to Sami! HALF-NELSON POP UP INTO ONE THROUGH A CHAIR TO KO! Helluva kick hits the ref and KO now has no one to count the pin for his stunner. He takes out Robinson who is in his REF KIT AFTER HE ONLY GOT 2 ON THE STUNNER! AVALANCHE FISHERMAN BUSTER THROUGH A TABLE! PETEY WILLIAMS IS OUT TO TALK SENSE INTO KO! HELLUVA KICK TO KO! BARB WIRE CHAIR! BARB WIRE CHAIR TO THE BACK! DROP TOEHOLD INTO THE BARB WIRE CHAIR! "My Eye!" ala Terry Funk! BLUE THUNDER BOMB THROUGH A BARB WIRE CHAIR BRIDGE! AND IT GETS 2! Pop-up powebromb to Sami and it sends him out! APRON POWERBOMB! ANOTHER ONE BUT SAMI FIGHTS OUT! Sami is out and KO wins.

He exposes the concrete by moving the mats! BUT ORTON'S BACK! RKO'S A PLENTY! Stephanie's Places is coming to ESPN Plus. Nah fam. Men's chamber is up!? Logan is out with the American flag and a Prime bottle base! Punk's out not in Bret gear! Jericho is given credit for inventing the match and CENA'S IN POWDER BLUE! 

Seth vs. Drew starts off and a boomerang on the bottom rope on the buckle! Overhand chop off with Priest and Drew! THE MAV is in and moonsaults Priest for 2. OLD SCHOOL RANA TO THE CHAMBER FLOOR by Priest! Cena runs wild with AAs and Protobombs before hitting the fistdrop on Paul! Drew is out! Paul frog splash off the pod to take out Priest! Punk's out for a brawl with Paul! Buckshot turned into a neckbreaker! GTS HITS PAUL AND HE BEATS HIM! It's down to Punk, Cena, and Seth! HART ATTACK TO SETH! Seth's out on the chamber floor and CENA AND PUNK HUG! GTS turned into the STF! AA TO PUNK GETS 2! 

CAGE BOMB TO CENA! AND ANOTHER THROUGH THE POD! Seth pedigree gets 2 on Punk! Punk hits the Savage elbow to Seth. Buckle bomb and stomp get 2 for Seth! GTS INTO THE AA AND PUNK PINS SETH! GTS gets 2 and Cena gets the STF on with Seth looking on and CENA WINS IT! 

Cody's out and Cena tells him he wants the match! LOL @ Dwayne getting a Travis Scott song performance to talk! Rock's got THE GOOSEBUMPS! Rock is out in a douchebag vest and he tells CODY TO EMBRACE HIM AS HIS BROTHER! Cody says his soul is for the people and CENA TURNS ON CODY AND HITS CODY WITH A BALL SHOT AND KNUCKS! RUNNING BELT SHOT! 

"AT THIS POINT IN HIS CAREER, HE'S GONNA STOOP TO THIS SHIT!?" Great line from Cole WEIGHT BELT SHOTS! Rock puts Cody's blood on the weight belt! 

AEW Dynamite 2-26-25

 Cope shows up in an ambulance and says he's got the Death Riders' ride tonight and MJF cuts a promo on Hangman from a massage table. Hanger shows up in a cowboy-ish truck. He shows up in his street clothes and he boots Solo and a lariat and buckshot end it! Hangman says he hates 3 things - running out of business, English Ivy and a guy with a fake spray tan spits in his face. He's doing a sit-in until someone brings MJF out! 

Ospreay vs. Keith was fast action with a knee strike off a hidden blade attempt before a second one hits. Outrunners vs. Murder Machines is a fast-break battle but the HURT SYNDICATE IS OUT AND A DISTRACTION ROLLUP WINS IT FOR THE OUTRUNNERS! Swerve is out and says he made Black History and he isn't a one-hit wonder and TREV comes out and insults the Padres and Chargers. Nana says that Swerve vs. Ricochet is now a number 1 contender's match! He tells Swerve to get the robe back or he's done. FTR and DG are out to face the Undisputed Kingdom. 

Back and forth chops until a high-low from UK and the inverted back suplex by Strong! Goofy submissions lead up to Cole getting a jackknife pin and a win on DG! DG vs. Cole for the TNT Title is up for the Collision! Cope beats down Mox and MARINA EATS THE BUSAIKI KNEE ACCIDENTALLY! BLADERUNNER TO YUTA! They set up conchairtos to Claudio AND MARINA! HERE COMES WILLOW TO ATTACK MARINA! CONCHAIRTO TO MARINA! Harley is out to face Deonna and I get some technical issues with the capture software so I missed a bit of this. Harley hits an enzuiguri and she drives her down with...something the capture software freezes on. Okay then.

Backstage, Willow, COPE and Jay White send Claudio and Marina out in the ambulance! OC is out to face Takeshita! Takeshita destroys and CHEWS UP THE GLASSES! Corner forearms by Takeshita! Cassidy is on the desk and eats a forearm! ORANGE PUNCH SENDS HIM TO THE FLOOR AND A DDT TO THE FLOOR HITS! CRUNCHY DRIVER BUT THE GERMAN IS TURNED INTO A VICTORY ROLL BOMB FOR 2 AND THE RAGING FIRE WINS IT!

WWE Raw 2-24-25

 

Logan Paul is out and Punk chats with him and Paul mocks his pose. Punk says he's a legend and Logan slaps him. Penta triple threat is set up with a video package. Penta vs. Dunne vs. Kaiser starts off hot with a Penta backstabber to Kaiser, Sacrifice to Dunne and Kaiser throws Penta out and hits the Velveteen DDT to win. Mami promo about tearing Iyo apart next week. New Day vs. LWO is up and New Day's new gear rules. New Day hits a terrifying double powerbomb-ish thing for the win. 

FORMER TNA WORLD TAG CHAMP PACMAN JONES is out while Gunther chats about Jey before killing Tozawa after being a dickhead to him. HANGING SLEEPER WINS IT! WE GETTIN OTIS VS. GUNTHER SOON! Lyra vs. Dakota is up and Lyra hits a delayed superplex and wins with knightwing. Ivy beats her up afterwards. Dom vs. Breakker is up and barely gets going before Carly and Finn beat up Breakker. Cody yammers and SETH comes out and Cody just looks annoyed. They yammer and this is an anti-angle.

We get some butchered historical WM VII footage with goofy ad bullshit. Womens tag title match is up. Blockbuster hits for Naomi and a BIANCA 450 KNEEDROP HITS RAQUEL FOR 2. Snapshot-style codebreaker for 2 for Liv. Raquel hits the tejara bomb and oblivion hits to get 2.9! KOD gets 2 on Liv when Raquel saves! Double team KOD but Dom puts Liv's foot on the rope. JD gets involved and LIV AND RAQUEL WIN IT! 

AEW Collision 2-22-25 - Jericho vs. Bandido

Mariah jumps Toni to start off and we've got JR ON THE WHOLE SHOW! STORM ZERO ON THE RAMP! Mariah gets the spotlight and demands a Hollywood ending at Revolution. Okada calls out bitches and it's time for Hologram vs. BEAST MORTOS! Deja vu to Mortos before a ROPEWALK RANA TO THE FLOOR! MORTOS POUNCE TIME and a tornillo! AVALANCHE PRESS SLAM BY MORTOS GETS 2! 

CRUCIFIX BOMB BY MORTOS ON THE RAMP! CODE RED ON THE RAMP BY HOLOGRAM! SPRINGBOARD DESTROYER GETS 2 FOR HOLOGRAM! Moonsault fallaway by Hologram hits! Hologram wins and then Mortos jumps him. Komander saves sorta. Okay then. MIKE BAILEY IS AEW! Harley's out and tells a tale about a girl with BIG DREAMS and she loved WRESTLING! And that girl was Suzette and she isn't sure where she's at BUT SHE HAS HER DREAM! Gabe Kidd vs. Butcher is up!

Kidd runs wild with chops forearms, elbows and headbutts in the corner and on the ropes! DOUBLE CHOPS AND FOREARMS BY BUTCHER! Blind lariat by Kidd! Stuff piledriver wins it for Kidd. THIS RULED! Julia Hart vs. Queen Amanita is up and Julia eats a few snap suplex and zombies up before doing it on Germans before Julia gets a flash pin. Murder Machines kill geeks and call out the tag champs! WE HURT PEOPLE is over! MVP says if you guys beat a real team, then they'll talk BUSINESS. Lio Rush and Andretti hype video - they are THE CRU and Rosa cuts a promo before TRIOS TITLE TIME!

Boy, the TNT Title has done nothing for DG. Ange hits a snap German to Yutes! DADDY MAGIC EATS A CHAIN OF OFFENSE IN THE CORNER and a slam only gets 2! Kneeling forearms wit hDG and Yutes! Brutalizer causes Ange to pass out. Good stuff. Undisputed attacks as does Cope! CONCHAIRTO! Vendetta cuts a promo on Harley and Caster is out and knocks Hangperson! BRODY KING IS OUT TO KILL HIM! Body Chops him off a handshake, chops him off a long headscissor and a cannonball wins it! Caster doing his own Seth scared GIF ruled. Outrunners chat with MVP and they'll face the Murder Machines for a title shot.

Bryan Keith vs. Ospreay is hyped up for Dynamite with a BAD APPLE VIDEO PACKAGE! Bandido vs. Jericho is up and Jericho gets a codebreaker early off a flying nothing for 2. Jericho lands a series of mounted punches up top before landing a super rana. Bandido flapjacks him for 2. The HIGHSPOT flying headscissor hits and a moonsault fallaway slam off the top hits for Bandido! 21 Plex turned into a victory roll wins it for Jericho! 

AEW Dynamite 2-19-25

 

They're shooting the show wisely here and MJF starts off with Hangman and tells the people he doesn't speak poor. He got screwed by Page in the first battle royal in AEW history and he beat Hangman for the ring. MJF points out that Page burned a man's home down and they'll chant cowboy shit but HE ISN'T THE MAIN CHARACTER! He ended the career of his mentor - THAT JOBBER HACK and that's a bridge too far for Hangman.  Daniels' retirement match means so much more in hindsight than it would have had they billed it as a retirement match. 

Page says that CD is a hero and MJF is a coward and that's how he'll be remembered. CD tells Hangman that this is what he fought for and then he gets his thank you chants and flowers. Grand Slam recap showcases the Cope theme singing! Patriarchy is out to face the OPPS! The OPPS have their own theme and tron now 

JOE BEATS EVERYONE UP! Cage throws Nick to the wolves and he gets choked out. Hangman vs. MJF is up for Revolution! ROH GLOBAL WARS RECAP with Bandido beating Jericho and he bitches about it. BIG BILL AND HIS BACKPACK face Hobbs in a street fight. Bill clonks him with a reinforced keyboard and Hobbs avoids a giant wrench shot.  MASSIVE chair shot from Hobbs launches a new meme. 

Hobbs hits a one-armed chokeslam to Keith through a corner table! BRICK FILLED BACKPACK TO THE HEAD OF BILL!  Hobbs hits one a choke toss slam to Bill through a barb wire board and that should do it! HE'S STUCK IN THE WIRE and it's over! Murder Machines want the tag titles and they announce Double or Nothing for AZ in May! Toni is THE TRAMP AND YOUR NEW CHAMP! She faced a woman who broke her heart, took her title and stole her soul - SHE'S A SICK BITCH! SHE RAILED HER WITH THE BIGGEST PACKAGE THERE HAS EVER BEEN - Mariah May has been compromised to a permanent end and it's time for a cheap plug - QUEEN OF THE RING ENJOY! IF YOU'RE WILLOW, KRIS OR EVEN WENDI RICHTER, SHE'S HERE TO GO TIT TO TIT OR LIP TO LIP! 

GABE KIDD IS COMING TO COLLISION!? Willow calls out Renee's husband. Bayne beats Stat thanks to Penelope! Rosa makes an awkward save with a chair and just kinda leaves. THE BEST WRESTLER ALIVE OPEN CHALLENGE hits Collision - it must be Gabe Kidd! Ricochet is out and cuts a money promo on WINNIN GOLD BABY! Nana comes out and says that he needs to talk to him tonight because he's been in the business throughout three decades. The robe stands for honor and Ricochet doesn't have that. 

Roddy vs. OC is up WITH JR ON COMMENTARY! OC takes Strong down for a thumbs up and hugs KOR before everyone else hugs! Stundog turned into a backbreaker into an armdrag! ORANGE PUNCH WINS IT! OC gets a title shot on next week's Dynamite! Tony is mid-ring with him for a post-match interview! BUT FIRST, the DCF interrupts! They attack OC but Kenny saves! STUNDOG TO TAKESHITS AND A V TRIGGER!