Wednesday, November 8, 2023

AEW Dynamite 11-8-23

 


Tony Schiavone hypes up MJF vs. Garcia for the World Title and Max calls him a fat old prick. Cole facetimes him and MJF screencasts it and Max declines a partner. Max wants DANIEL GARCIA THE PRO WRESTLER and not the SPORTS ENTERTAINA! MJF vs. Garcia is starting the show off!? Max outwrestles Garcia an DOES DANNY'S DANCE! Max wants a handshake and gets slapped away before Garcia TEASES THE DANCE and gets a poke to the eye. Hammerlock waterwheel takedown by MJF gets 2. 

Tiger shoulder breaker into a basement superkick by MJF! 187 hits for 2 for MJF. MJF calls for the sunrise, but hurts the knee on the way down and Garcia kicks the leg out. Garcia gets 2.9 off the piledriver! DANCING DURING THE DRAGON TAMER! Max turns it into the Fujiawara for the win! Very good match that elevated Garcia. MJF wants a shake from Garcia and Garcia goes for it before Ang and Daddy Magic pull him away.


Killer Mark Briscoe promo before Tony hypes up that Jim Valley told him that this is Sting's second match in Portland! Sting and Darby demolish THE OUTRUNNERS is the greatest goofball squash in the universe. Toni does a wacky black and white promo with Shida and she blames Shida for being the cause of her downfall. SHE COULDN'T MAKE HISTORY SO SHE BECAME HISTORY! Swerve's out to face Penta in a match that can't help but be at least really good. 




Chops aplenty to start things off. Swerve hoists Penta up and slams his face on the steps. More back and forth shots after a tope con hiro by Penta leads to a Made in Japan attempt leading to an armdrag counter. Penta lands a huge destroyer on the apron, but he can't follow up because he's so winded. TOP ROPE DOUBLESTOMP BY PENTA GETS 2! Crazy head drop out of the corner by Penta before a big dive by Swerve. Penta turns a 450 into the arm snapper! MADE IN JAPAN HITS FOR 2.9! Powerbomb into the DVD BY SWERVE! WRIST STOMP BY SWERVE before the Swerve Stomp ends it and Hangman brawls. 


Like a Dragon: Gaiden hype for the LIKE A DRAGON STREET FIGHT between Omega's team and the Don Callis Family. Bucks complain to Kenny about him teaming up with Jericho instead of them. Teasing the Golden Jets vs. the Bucks for Full Gear is a bold move. And Jericho wants the Bucks' title shot on the line and if the Bucks win, the Golden Jets have to break up. Kenny talks about how he's beaten the Bucks before and they can do it again and he wants them to stop acting like bitchy children. 

Keith Lee vs. Samoa Joe is up for the ROH World TV Title. Nice tieup before Joe gets tackled down and then steamrolls Lee before corner jabs and chops send Lee down! MEAT FOREVER CHANT! Big body shots by Lee in the corner! Waterwheel kneebreaker by Joe and Taz hypes him up as the ROH TV CHAM-PEEN! LEE HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX! JOE CHOKES HIM OUT! What a great big boy battel! Joe says that hunger is what defines the greats and he's vacating this title to go for Max's gold.



Orange cuts a promo on Mox and he doesn't apologize for beating Fenix and he needs to beat Moxley to be whole. Gunns defeat the Bollywood Boyz in near-record time with the 3:10 to Yuma right away. Joe looks on amused with MJF. The story is a good one to go with if you absolutely want to end MJF's reign "early" to play into the Bidding War of 2024 storyline. Mox tells Hook to take notes. Wardlow hype video swearing vengeance on MJF. Julia Hart vs. Red Velvet is up with them going back and forth on a tie-up and then going back and forth with a split after Julia does the Indian style sit to counter the split before. Iconoclasm out of the corner by Red Velvet gets 2! Giant moonsault wins it for Julia Hart! Hartless on Red before Skye Blue comes out in black! Willow, Kris, and Skye surround her and Willow brings out Velvet.



Mariah May debuts with RJ City and she wants to meet Toni Storm! Cool - a stalker angle. Mark Briscoe vs. Jay White is up and Mark chucks him around to start. CACTUS ELBOW BY MARK! MASSIVE CHOP BATTLE sends Jay down and using Mark's shorts to hold himself up. Mark hits God's Last Gift for 2! Snap DVD hits for Mark AND THEY ALMOST MISS THE FROGGY BOW TO LOOK AT AN ASS BOY! Jay gets the swinging uranage and the kiwi crusher for 2.5. Jay avoids more chops by chop-blocking the knee before MARK THROWS HIM ON HIS MELON WITH A URANAGE! SHOTGUN LARIAT BY MARK! Mark goes for a kick out of the corner before eating a kneebreaker and sleeper suplex. TONS OF BIG SHOTS ON THE MAT FOR JAY! REDNECK KUNG FU AVOIDS THE BLADERUNNER! CROSS ARM BRAINBUSTER AND THE BLADERUNNER END IT. THIS RULED! This one of Mark's best singles matches ever and an AEW highlight for Jay White!

Max says he's not just fighting for himself - he's fighting for Cole, everyone there in the building and everyone watching at home. He's not just a scumbag - HE'S THEIR SCUMBAG! Backstage, the Acclaimed and Billy Gunn get beaten up and Bowens gets tossed through glass before the Devil shows up on screen. Joe tells him he's running out of friends and cackles. 





 

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