AEW Collison 3-29-25 - Hayter vs. Aminata

This isn't a giant loaded show but it's sure a fun one match lineup-wise. Jay White vs. Kevin Knight is set and that should be fantastic. Kevin Knight is incredible live too! Bayne's beating of Toni is reacapped before Toni says she loves Milwaukee but she wants Megan Bayne's OILED UP FEATHERED ASS OUT HERE! Toni is OVER HUGE! She is ashamed and Megan made it look so easy!  Ford jumps her and eats Toni's ass - and not in a fun way! F5 ON THE BELT!

Claudio promo on Cope. "You're losing your edge and just trying to cope with it!" - Delightful. Mox says that Marina is the fourth person he fears in the world. EVIL MARINA RUSSIAN PROMO! Switchblade vs. Knight is up! Kevin Knight with Top Flight would be a riot in the trios division! Back and forth shoulderblocks before Knight rolls out of one and a snap rana. MASSIVE OVERHAND CHOP SENDS KNIGHT OVER THE TOP. DAMN! UFO splash and the FOH hit before a Knight superkick! Uranage turned into a spladle for 2! German, uranage and the bladerunner ends it!

Jay cuts a promo on winning the Owen and MJF threw out the pitch at a game. Mercedes is out to face Robyn Renegade after we see an Athena tweet about her... Tombstone by Robyn turned into a tombstone gutbuster for 2. Mone maker and the crossface ends it. Mercedes wants ALL THE GOLD! She declares for ALL IN for the Owen! SHE DOESN'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE STUPID KID BILLIE STARKZ! AND HERE COMES ATHENA! O FACE TO ROBYN WHEN MERCEDES BAILS! THIS RULES!

Aminata is replaced by Billie Starkz and Serena rubs the injury in her face. Top Flight gets squashed by The Learning Tree and they looked...okay. Rush and Andretti attack!  BUT AR FOX SAVES! Hayter says she likes Billie's fire and she likes that she keeps getting up. Kingdom and DG's crew chat and we're getting Cole vs. Garcia at Dynasty with no time limit. Athena mocks MERCEDES's CEO bit and asks if she liked the taste of the floor. Athena likes BELT COLLECTING TOO! AND SHE WANTS THE OWEN! Dax vs. YUTES is up! Nice crowd brawl and an avalanche back suplex gets 2 for Dax. Mouse trap wins it! Dax threatens the ref to tease his heel turn. CASH GETS SHOVED DOWN TOO and gets a YOU FUCKED UP chant.

Hologram vs. Blake Christian is up! CRU chats with the Patriarchy about FOX and they point out that they have history. Portal Bomb finish after some wackiness on the floor for a bit. Hayter vs. Starkz is up and Billie's theme rules! Back and forth forearms and an APRON SUPERKICK BY BILLIE and then a dive! RUN-UP HAYTERADE WINS IT! Athena-Hayter tease! 

AEW Dynamite 3-26-25 - Omega vs. Blake Christian

 

The set is gorgeous and the Blake Christian vs. Omega match is starting off! Black's a dickhead and flips him off and gets chopped hard. BODY SHOTS TO OMEGA! Middle rope Fosbury flop hits! Pair of snapdragons and a cross-legged ushigoroshi! DRAPING V TRIGGER! ONE WINGED ANGEL WINS IT. This was a blast! Speedball thanks Kenny for being an inspiration. Ricochet getting married to Samantha Irvin! And they've got him off by like half a second on the lip sync. Jericho bitches to his guys to PROVE IT! 

MJF and MVP are mid-ring and MJF wants to do business and GODDAMN ARE LASHLEY AND SHELTON IN GREAT GEAR! Lashley tears the card up and MJF leaves before Bill and Keith are out. Toni and Rosa are backstage with Renee  and Thunder Tits is already over. Goddamn she is just ON. Brody King is out to face Kyle Fletcher. BRODY CHOPS HIM after lurching behind him.

CHOPSAPLENTY and a boot by Fletcher. PLANCHA BY BRODY KING! HBK Elbow by Fletcher gets 2! Apron DVD! Stalling tombstone by Fletcher gets 2 before eating a giant lariat. Turnbuckle brainbuster ends it! Hobbs is out to have Davis vs. Hobbs now. MEATY LARIATS and a Davis suplex! DAVIS GETS AN ENZUIGURI BUT A SPINEBUSTER ENDS IT. Short and sweet - too short. Nick Wayne says things make sense now - but he'll say more when Christian's around. Cage and Cope taking out the Patriarchy to start and then winning the tag titles at ALL IN would be a fun story. 

Hangman and Swerve bicker backstage. Also Von Wagner was on-screen briefly in the brawl with Hobbs and Davis. Tony chatted with Rated FTR and Dax rambles a bit before Cope shuts him up thank God. Dax looks like a giant G. Gordon  Liddy. Dynasty now has a trios tag match with Rated FTR. Swerve calls out Mox and talks shit before Claudio stands behind Nana. Willow counters Marina and this was money overall. Jay White enters the Owen. Top Flight gets a squash win. 

Mark Briscoe vs. Takeshita is up! Big forearm and a stalling superplex get 2 for Takeshita. Froggy bow misses and a German hits for Takeshita! Forearms shivers and a JAY DRILLER HITS! 2.9 WITH THE FOOT ON THE ROPE! Raging fire win and the Death Riders accept the Rated FTR challenge. MVP adds MJF to the group and IT'S TIME TO HURT PEOPLE! Rosa and Toni do a legdrop version of the Demo Decap for 2. Back and forth forearms from Ford and Rosa. HIP ATTACK TO BAYNE AND SHE'S UP! Bayne pump kick hits Ford by mistake and a cradle gets 2 on Bayne. f5 hits and wins it!

WWE Raw 3-24-25 - Penta vs. Breakker for the IC Title

 Raw is live from the Hydro and has a loaded IC Title match with Penta facing Breakker. Women's IC is on the line with Lyra facing Raquel. Cena is out to boos to start alongside JOHN CENA SUCKS songs and a SHUT THE FUCK UP chant. He rambles on and is going to retire with the title and steal wrestling or something and now Cody has to save it. Cody comes down and calls him out before putting the belt down and offering him to just take it - but Cena walks away.

Usos reunite to face A-Town down and even on the ad tier, I'm getting the live feed. 1D ends their first tag match in 18 months. Backstage with the Judgment Day and Liv can't be heard much. Vaquer is hyped up for double title matches tomorrow. Women's IC is hyped up after they shill the soccer belts and hype EL GRANDE AMERICANO from The Gulf of America. Racquel boots her hard and gets a slingshot jackhammer for 2. Lyra rolls her up through the tejana bomb and wins it. HHH Summerslam '98 hype video airs. 

Jey sulks and Jimmy hypes him up and Gunther faces Jimmy next week and slaps him. Women's title bickering and they brawl after Pearce announces Rhea gets a match next week with Iyo and the winner faces Bianca at WM. Dom chats with Penta and his slick red jacket about joining the crew. Dragon Lee is out to face EL GRANDE AMERICANO. CHOP BATTLE! Grande wins it with a moonsault and ankle lock. Punk's out and we get a sneak peak of STEPH'S PLACE WITH HIM. Punk says that neither Seth or Roman have beaten him without the other's help and he brought them into WWE and he'll take them out - good stuff there.

Penta vs. Breakker is up and Penta eats a big knee on the apron. Diving sliding lariat by Breakker on the announce table. Gut check turned into a backstabber and then he hits it for 2. Breakensteiner gets 2. Spear to Carlito and Dom jumps Breakker for a DQ and Balor chairshots Bron and Penta superkicks a chair into Dom's head before Balor attacks both Breakker and Penta. Coup de grace to Penta. 

AEW Collision 3-23-25 - Slam Dunk part 2

 

Death Riders' Trios title defense starts things off. THE 2022 HOLIDAY BASH is used to hype up this 2025 TITLE DEFENSE. Holy hell. That's a Mr. Fantastic-level stretch but I love it. Pac tombstone and a Yuta splash wins it. Top Flight and AR get jumped by Action and Lio. Johnny TV vs. Bandido and boy do they both have killer themes. INVERTED GTS BY BANDIDO and a 21 Plex wins it. Bandido wants Jericho and they all come out and BANDIIDO STEALS HIS MASK after Jericho wears it and gets slugged! Toni cuts a killer promo about the Greek gods and Bayne that can't be done justice. FEELTHEWRATH! HER FINISHING MOVE ends it! 

Harley will do commentary on the main event BUT FIRST IT'S DON CALLIS! Los Titanes Des Aire are out to face Mortos and Dralistico! MID-RING TORNILLO BY MORTOS! Dralistico and Komander have incredible chemistry with their chops and flips! HARLEYGRAM distracts Mortos for a Komander ropewalk! Portal Bomb into the ropewalk SSP! THIS RULED!

AEW Collision Slam Dunk 3-22-25 - Part 1

 

Adam Cole vs. Danny Garcia is mid-ring to start. Cole avoids an armdrag and gets in an ADAM COLE BAYBAY! Cole is seemingly working heel and throws him ass over teakettle into the steps. Cole works  the knee on the post but Danny gets a twist and shout on the ropes for 2. Danny is knocked down  on the floor but FIGHTS HIS WAY UP THANKS TO HOLDING THE HAND OF A FAN - who is now a fan forever. time limit draw ends it. MAX CASTER is out and we get a Bowens chant and Caster says he ran him out of AEW. HOOK is out and crushes him. Deeb shows Aminita her GIANT BINDER OF ADVICE to set up a feud. Julia goes for cradles and gets 2. SPIDER SUPERPLEX BY JULIA! Moonsault evasion and a clonking headbutt gets 2 for Queen. Queen misses a hip attack and gets cradled for the win by Julia!

Mark Briscoe, Hobbs and Rocky Romero are out to face the Murder Machines and Takeshita! Cage catches Rocky on a dive and suplexes him into a Takeshita apron bomb! Hobbs and Cage engage in MEAT WARFARE! Falcon arrow to Rocky ends it. This ruled! 

AEW Dynamite 3-19-25 - BLIZZARD!

 

AEW is dealing with a blizzard impacting Omaha and I've been sick all day - so this may be lean coverage. Dynasty 4-way to face Omega starts off! Baseball slide rana by Bailey to Ricochet before Bailey eats an apron bomb by Davis and an apron toss to  OC! Davis avoids a stundog, but eats Bailey knees. Davis tackles everyone down. Ricochet gets 2 off an SSP. Davis hits a one-arm powerbomb and then a pop-up powerbomb! Bailey gets a backslide,  but RICOCHET CHEATS TO CRADLE HIM TOO! And since both guys got a pin, THEY BOTH GO TO FACE OMEGA!

 Hurt Syndicate hype video and it's time for Billie vs. Mone! Billie hits a tope and a somersault senton standing! Swanton gets 2! BACKSTABBER BY MONE! PCO apron swanton misses and the mone maker wins it. Cope vs Mox is the hour 1 main event! Brawling in the truck, brawling on the table and a paradigm shift on the desk! Cope gets spike and eats a cutter.  Spike to the gut of Mox and back! IMALER TO IT AND IT'S STUCK IN HIS BACK! Yuta and the BCC attack COPE AND FTR SAVES! Cope spear through a corner table! Patriarchy jumps him and Cope is choked out by the choke. Feels like the end of main event singles matches for Cope. 

Ospreay vs. Fox, 450 misses, hidden blade wins it. Hangman has entered the Owen! Toni is a bit off on commentary for the main event. Sliding dropkick to Bayne by Kris. Falcon arrow to Kris gets 2. F5 on the floor! Another one mid-ring ends it. Toni tapes up and fights her to close the show.

WWE Raw 3-17-25 - BRUSSELS!

 

Balor faces Breakker and BALOR IS A TWO-TIME IC CHAMPION!? They're in Brussels and we get an epic Cody vs. Cena hype video and Cena standing mid-ring to a LET'S GO CENA/CENA SUCKS chant that is so lout is cool. He starts off with a Twitter Cena quote and says he's been a victim for 25 years. Cena says that he changed himself for the people - BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH. He worked hard and began to win and win and win and he spent a decade giving away everything and it wasn't enough. HE TRIED TO DO ONE NICE THING ONE LAST TIME AND THEN THEY RUINED IT! The fans sing the goodbye song! Cena cuts an avoidant promo that stings so much now.

Cody is out to a CODY/CODY RHODESSSSSSS song! Kaiser walks out backwards to face PENTA in a no holds barred match. Barricade-walk rana by Penta on the floor! ROLLING DVD BY KAISER ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! Rolling DVD IN THE RING GETS 2! BACKDROP OVER THE TABLE BY PENTA! Blindside forearm to the neck of Penta got 2! The Sacrifice hits! Penta superkicks a chair into his head before a Mexican destroyer on the chair! Penta driver wins it! Penta wants the IC Title! Finn wishes the JD girls well next week and Dom and Finn's distracting grey beard are something else. Dom wants Penta to join and I like that Finn is mad because HE'S GOING TO WIN IT! 

Ivy beats up Kai with some ground and pound. LOW GERMAN BY IVY FOR 2! GTK by Kai wins it. Iyo and Bianca are out to sign their WM contract before Rhea comes out and signs too after kicking ass, much to the chagrin of Pearce, who was so happy that a contract signing worked well. Jey vs. Theory is up and Jey wins quick with a spear and superkick. GUNTHER CHOKES JEY OUT! Jey choking out Gunther should be the Mania finish. 

Bron BEATING DUDES VIDEO PACKAGE RULES! Pearce says you can't just write your name on the contract and Rhea says you can get the contract when she's in the match. Creeds face Rey and Dragon Lee. "That could have been Del Wilkes or Tom Brandi - HE COULD HAVE SOLD SOMEONE THE GIMMICK!" - okay now THAT is a deep cut for WWE commentary. 619 and the frog splash win it for the LWO. THE MYSTERY LUCHADOR IS HERE! Delayed German to Lee and then a flip German from Rey onto Lee and a diving headbutt onto Lee! 

Seth and Punk recap leads to Seth coming out and getting his song sung SEVERAL TIMES. Okay, he's annoying as is the song, but that ruled. Seth says he's coming to SD to chat with Punk and Roman. AJ and Kross is here to stir shit up and Kross says it took AJ 17 years to get to WWE and it took Logan Paul a lot less in record time. Balor is a great heel chickenshit and gets a lot of flash cradles before eating the draping slingshot elbow lariat to the announce table! PRESS POWERSLAM GETS 2 FOR BRON! BREAKKENSTEINER AND SPEAR WINS IT! Nice Penta staredown to close the show out - a classic Raw overall thanks to the vibes of the venue.

AEW Dynamite 3-12-25 - International Tourney Begins

 

We have an International Title Eliminator up and we have Kenny starting out glad-handing and clapping with fans. He thanks doctors, fans, and Ospreay, he's back and he's International Champion! He thanks Takeshita for pushing him into deep waters again and Shibata STARES DOWN OMEGA with the Opps! They wreck jobbers and Hook chucks dudes around. RUNNING CORNER BOOT BY SHIBATA! PK ENDS IT! IT Professional Ricochet says he wants the International Title and he'll give Shibata the option to just quit and forfeit! 

COPE VS. MOX IS SET FOR DYNAMITE NEXT WEEK FOR THE WORLD TITLE IN A STREET FIGHT! Cope and Swerve have a post-PPV promo and Mox says he'll take out Cope next week and take his excuses too. Hologram is out with HARLEYGRAM and is teaming with Hobbs to face Dralistico and Cage. Cage hits a powerslam into a suplex on the floor and does some curls with Hologram. HARLEYGRAM DISTRACTS THE HEELS! Hobbs hits a Worlds Strongest Slam on Cage for 2! Dralistico fucks around with forearms on Hobbs! SUPERKICK/GERMAN BY THE HEELS! HOLOGRAM MOONSAULTS OFF OF HOBBS' CHEST ONTO CAGE ON THE FLOOR! Hobbs spinebuster on Dralistico wins it! Mark Davis is in a suit and looks 400 pounds. 

Alicia Atout chats with the Hurt Syndicate about beating some asses! MVP wants to party and Lashley wants to hit the gym - MVP gives them a week off. TIMELESS TONI STORM hype video! Goddamn that Hollywood Ending ruled! Toni says she has stitches in her lip and head and glass in her ass and THE TRAMP IS STILL THE CHAMP! She won't meow because she isn't a pussy - but she wants to put some keys in the bowl and get the orgy started! Megan Bayne jumps Toni - good, she's a fine challenger for the PPV in three weeks.

Mortos vs. THE WILD CARD IS UP and the Wild Card is MIKE BAILEY! SPEEDBALL/WOO WOO is already over. NAOMI KICK COMBO hits before Mortos runs wild. Flip dive by Bailey! Pop-up Samoan drop gets 2 for Mortos! AVALANCHE PRESS SLAM GETS 2.5 FOR MORTOS! Spinning backbreaker after a headbutt and a kneeling discus lariat hits for Mortos! Crescent Kick hits to win it! Bailey is over on day one! Renee ANNOYS Christian by asking about his cash-in and he DEMANDS HIS CONTRACT BE RETURNED TO HIM! HE AGREED TO A ONE ON ONE MATCH AGAINST COPE! Nick Wayne calls him out on his shit and calls him a liar. Christian says he could have been a coward like your dead father who died in front of your mother's face! 

After the show, MJF punches a mirror and blames himself. MJF is out and his orange hair and purple suit are distracting. He wants Hangman BUT HE'LL THE HURT SYNDICATE! MVP is out! They hug for a bit and MVP tells him he's proud of him. MVP talks about MJF giving him a ride for the low price of giving him a chance to learn when he was 18. He's proud of him as a person, but he isn't proud of that loss on Sunday. MVP hands him a card and he knows that everyone knows that titles follow the Syndicate. MJF turns it down and MVP tells him to focus on the "was" in World Champion. Well that's a new thing I didn't know I wanted.

PLATINUM MAX IS HERE FOR THE MAXIMANIACS! MAXAMANIAC shirts should sell like wildfire...Tommy Rich. Takeshita comes out for murder! Caster says he's obviously here to introduce him to the DCF and he can main event the Tokyo Dome! Forearm and raging fire end it. Caster having the max logo on his gear is fantastic. Jericho's assault on Gravity is shown and he cuts a promo on Bandido. WILLOW is out for fun wrestling time against Penelope Ford. Willow lands a snap suplex before falling to a double knee on the apron from Ford! I like them bringing up Ford winning over her twice - good stuff, it makes their history feel important now even if it didn't seem like it in real-time. 

Gori Special by Willow before an eye rake ends that. Draping triangle by Ford! Gorgeous crossbody by Ford gets 2! Powerslam gets 2 for Willow before a cradle by Ford gets 2. STUNNER BY FORD! POUNCE BY WILLOW! WINS IT! Ford...glances her with a chairshot before Kris makes a save to make amends with Willow! BAYNE RUNS WILD ON THEM! F5 TO STAT! Mercedes has Renee do her CEO bit with a bad throat. Billie walks backstage with them and mocks Mercedes for getting kicked in the throat. SHE WANTS MERCEDES NEXT WEEK! Ospreay's out stitched up and taped up. He says he pissed the missus off and got 15 calls from her and she was mad he did stuff off the cage! He wants to be the guy! Cope has his title match, Swerve has his...so he wants to call his shot. He wants the world title shot at ALL IN! He wants to be the guy because HE'S WILL OSPREAY AND HE'S ON ANOTHER LEVEL!

Jay looks disappointed that a store didn't accept an expired coupon. Herchicero dominates but OC comes back and winnss it! Speedball is out too! 

WWE Raw 3-10-25 - MSG

 

Raw returns to MSG for the 15th time in 32 years and it's got Seth vs. Punk in a cage. MAIN EVENT JEY IS NOW IN NYC! Jey vs. Waller opens up and boy is Jey vs. Gunther going to be a tough one. Superkicks and the spear end it. Well they're trying with him. Gunther RNCs him! Logan walks out and insults Andrew Shutlz before AJ saves. New Day is out for a tornado tag with Rey and Dragon Lee. TKO Boxing with Dana White is hyped up. Bruno vs. Koloff cage clips are shown from 50 years ago! Gable attacks Rey in a mask and New Day wins it. 

Cody's out and his left eye is all fucked up and Cena gets booed a ton. "Goddamn" gets through, but not quite "moron" tremendous. Bayley vs. Raquel is up for an IC Title shot. Raquel dominates with a fallaway slam BELLY TO BELLY TO BAYLE ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! Tejara bomb wins it! Iyo and Rhea argue and Iyo leaves. Seth vs. Punk starts off with chops and forearms. Seth grinds him on the cage and Seth superplexes him off the top with a drone shot. GTS turned into an STF by Seth before Punk turns it into a vice! A THIRD GTS HITS FOR 2.9! CURB STOMP TO SETH GETS 2! Seth calls him an asshole and hits a GTS and a stomp hits for 2.9! 

Curb Stomp from Bret's Rope but ROMAN GETS INVOLVED and drags him out to win and then Roman Superman punches him! SPEAR IN MSG! SETH EATS A ROMAN STOMP TOO. Damn that move is just a move now. Heyman consoles Punk mid-ring and he jumps Punk! SPEAR TO PUNK! Well business has definitely picked up with Roman and thank God because that show sucked!

AEW Collision 3-8-25 - Revolution Go-home Show

 

THE OPPS ARE OUT TO SQUASH GEEKS! Nigel gets in a "Tony, you down with OPP!? YEAH YOU KNOW ME!" Corner beatdown on Titus Alexander before the corner dropkick and PK end it with Shibata winning! Cope cuts a killer promo about NEEDING TO WIN THIS and take Mox into the trenches. Mercedes is out to do commentary for Momo's match against Deeb. Serena locks her in a wacky surfboard before she eats a buzzsaw knee and PK knee for 2. Sliding meteora gets 2.5 for Momo! Tequila Sunrise by Deeb! Pumphandle German wins it for Momo! 

Ospreay talks about how he was a part of a group when he was there as a young boy and Kyle Fletcher attacked him a year ago! I AM WILL OSPREAY AND I AM ON ANOTHER LEVEL! Love it! Harvley is out to face TATEVIK! Harley gets jumped but hits THAT'S MY FINISHER to win! Fletcher talks about the cage match being more than stepping stone for him - but WILL IS IN HIS WAY! Ospreay is going to be locked in the lion's den and THIS LION IS HUNGRY AND HE WILL PAINT THE CANVAS WITH YOUR BLOOD! Infantry vs UK is up and Strong hits a cool draping spinning backbreaker. Mox cuts a bitter promo on Cope and says HE WANTS RESPECT! 

There aren't words to describe how shitty Hologram's gear is compared to LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE IN LUCHA IN 40 YEARS! Hologram is out to face Dralistico! Avalanche rana to Hologram and Aubrey is counting to 10 on the floor in Spanish! Crucifix bomb to Hologram! Dralistico lands a springboard destroyer but Aubrey nixes him using the ropes to win. Portal Bomb wins it for Hologram! Mortos jumps him before Komander saves! The Hurt Syndicate says that the Outrunners are entertaining - but THEY LIKE VIOLENT ENTERTAINMENT!

Outrunners face off against the PREMIER ATHLETES, WHO DON'T SUCK! Outrunners win after a Hurt Syndicate distraction and we see Toni get attacked by Mariah at the Queen of the Ring premiere. Garcia vs. Moriarty is up for the TNT Title. Boy is this just a belt now. Lots of good matwork before the DG piledriver ends it. Omega cuts a money promo on Callis and Takeshita to close things out.

AEW Dynamite 3-5-25 - Revolution Go-home Show

 

Bit of a late start to the show on MAX, which really needs to cue up some AEW footage for its preview before the show airs instead of BLUE. MJF talks shit about Hanger and we get the Swerve vs. Ricochet contract signing and Ricochet doesn't have the robe and says that it's getting modified AHAA! Swerve talks shit about TREVOR'S RING ANNOUNCER WIFE! SWERVE SCISSORS HIM IN HIS MASS EFFECT JACKET! Ospreay, Hobbs, OC, and Mark face off with the DCF and Bryan Keith next! 

Ospreay and Cage rule together. Giant uranage to Hobbs by Cage, but Cage eats a suicide DDT BY OC! Hidden Blade ends it and Fletcher is a cocky shit after it. Kyle bullies Mark Davis around and Davis hits Will with a brainbuster on a chair. DCF and Omega hype video air. Cope vs. Yuta is up and Cope has the babyshit green gear on. A minute of action and we come back to a YUTA CHINLOCK!? Really now? Grindhouse and impaler to Yuta. Busaiki, but it sends Cope out and the spear wins it! Yuta shakes his hand as Cope hypes up this is what respect is like. Oh no HERE'S MOX! 

Mox is pissed at Yuta and he says that you pulled the trigger - BUT YOU WON'T ON SUNDAY! Outrunners get a wacky '80s montage with a new wacky song! Hanger beats up a guy MJF dressed up like him before MJF jumps him. BUCKSHOT MEETS A BALLSHOT! The writer of Queen of the Ring is here to chat and TONI STORM IS HERE! Stat and Rose are out to face Bayne and Ford. Slingshot elbow by Kris but Rosa gets tossed onto her on the floor by Bayne! AND THEN SHE THROWS PENELOPE ON THEM! Shotgun missile dropkick to Bayne from Stat! Stat gets a twirling falcon arrow for 2. F5 wins for Bayne on Rosa!

Renee meats with Mone for nothing really. God I hope The Monk is here to destroy Max Caster in this standby match. Jay White massacre time! Jay will turn on Mox and we get some great shit between Toni and Mariah with Mariah saying she's a sick bitch and she's winning. Toni says that Mariah will exist, but not live - and be the answer to a trivia question of whatever happened to Mariah May?! Main event time and Ricochet as a little bitch with Okada is fantastic. Swerve works great with Okada and King is perfect with Ricochet and especially Okada. MASSIVE CHOP TO RICOCHET! DVD TO OKADA GETS 2! 

Springboard frog splash by Ricochet gets 2 on King for Okada! Big pressure turned into a victory roll by Ricochet for 2! Swerve stomp but OKADA'S ELBOW BREAKS UP THE PIN! Cannonball misses and the HOUSE CALL HITS STANDING before Ricochet grabs the belt and clocks Swerve to win it! Fun show, but not really a must-watch.

WWE Raw 3-3-25 - Post-Chamber Fallout!

 

Chamber is recapped as a GOAT-tier show. Good - every show should be your best ever. Recap really put it over as a GOAT moment and Punk is out pissed. He throws a bitch fit and tosses shit around  and says he's middle-aged and crazy. He says he wishes he could have sold his soul to hold a fake title like the People's Title. Punk says Cena's been selling everyone bullshit for 23 years! Seth comes out to brawl and he's in something a human being might almost wear! GIANT "this is awesome" chant breaks out during this brawl.

Finn bitches a bit and wants Bron tonight. Otis vs. GUNTHER TIME! Otis FATS UP and hits a fallaway on the floor! CHOPFEST WITH GUNTHER LANDING KNIFEEDGES AND OTIS HITTING WAHOO CHOPS! Caterpillar gets 2! Shotgun dropkick by Gunther! POWERBOMB TO OTIS WINS IT! Gunther beats them up and Jey saves before A-Town Down Under gets beaten up by Jey and Jey eats a sleeper! Women's IC is up with Ivy against Lyra. AJ chats with Karrion Kross and his insane hair and he wants Logan Paul next week. Lyra's knee gets worked over before a wonky Batista bomb gets 2 and an ankle lock. Nightwing ends it!

Punk/Seth recap and PUNK JUMPS HIM AGAIN! Punk vs. Seth is up for Raw next week in MSG in a cage! Kaiser and Penta brawl and Kaiser avoids a Penta driver! Bianca HAS NOT HAD A CHANCE TO TALK TO EITHER JADE OR NAOMI! Chad Gable's LUCHA EXCURSION IS SHOWN! He meets an old guy who isn't Dario Cueto who gives him a paper box after forking over $500. CASH! Tag title time and a double suplex to Ivar gets 2. Angle slam and 450 HIT for 2.5! HULK SMASH CLUBS! 

SHOOTING STAR GETS 2 AFTER AN IVAR MOONSAULT MISSED! BRUTUS BALL MISSES! JULIUS EATS A CROSSBODY BY ERIK ON THE LED BOARD! WAR MACHINE HITS TO WIN IT! Rey wants an LWO war with no DQs against New Day! Finn talks shit and Dom saves before CARLITO EATS A SPEAR! 

Jey is pissed  and leaves. Bianca is out before the title match. MAMI POWER LORDY! Rhea throws her around in skimpy gear before eating a basement dropkick! IYO HITS KAIRI'S ELBOW! ASUKA LOCK! Basement METEORA IN THE CORNER! Bianca argues with Rhea and the avalanche riptide is turned into a rana and the moonsault wins it!? WOW! I guess Iyo loses it on SNME!

WWE Elimination Chamber 2025

 

America the Beautiful is sung to close out the pre-show. TONS of boos there. Wow. YAY OH CANADA! Hogan vs. Warrior and Hogan vs. Rock are hyped up and THE ROCK IS HERE! Women's chamber opens the show up. Naomi is beaten up by Jade to start things up as Naomi is the one who beat up Jade and Jade DEMOLISHES HER and Liv tells Bianca it's her fault and Naomi is eliminated. Jade doing something new with the cage door slamming trope SLIDING THE CHAMBER DOOR ONTO HER ruled. AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, BIANCA IS IN NOW! 

She focuses on Naomi and Liv jumps her. Roxanne hops off of Liv's back for a rana on Belair for 2. Corner high knee by Liv to Roxanne and BAYLEY WHOOPS ROXANNE'S ASS IN THE POD! WITH THE POD! Frog splash to Bayley by Roxanne gets 2! Alexa's out and just has a trance on her face to face Liv. FIEND NO-SELLING ALEXA is hilarious given how tiny she is. Chamber dive by Bliss is caught by Bayley and Bianca for a slam. CROSSBODY TO THE FLOOR BY BAYLEY! CROSSFACE BY ROXANNE ON  BAYLEY! OBLIVION TO BAYLEY TAKES HER OUT!

Bianca whips her on top of the pod! BIANCA CROSSBODY TO THE PILE! Tower of Doom powerbomb! Pop Rox leads to her eating a Twisted Bliss and taking her out. Three amigos to Bianca and a shining enzuiguri to Bianca! Abigail DDT is met with a schoolgirl for 2! Liv gets a jackknife pin on Bliss AND USES BIANCA'S HAIR TO SOLIDIFY IT TO WIIN! Liv uses the hair to send her into the cage a ton. Codebreaker by Liv, SPEAR BY BIANCA FOR 2! Bianca hits the KOD AND WINS IT. This was fantastic!

Trish's first retirement match was 18 years ago. Holy shit. Candice is actually in the video package! Air Canada by Trish to Nia. Stratusfaction is turned into a back suplex.  Inverted bearhug ragdoll to Trish! Nia rubs her ass on the back of Trish's head. Tiff runs wild after a tag on Candice and a Trishacanrana hits! PME TO NIA WINS IT! They had Trish replica belts made - odd to not have her wear one here. 

TKO blows the Rock for a while. Sami vs. KO is hyped up. I love how ultra-produced this unsanctioned match is. SO THERE'S A REF - BUT HE'S NOT IN HIS WWE-BRANDED GEAR BECAUSE IT'S UNSANCTIONED! Cole hypes up a SUPERVILLAIN DEATH MATCH between KEVIN STEEN AND EL GENERICO! This gets the old TNA Xplosion blue lighting. Chairshots to the back of Sami! Ditto for KO's back! Crowd brawling time Trash can shots and a blue thunder bomb through a table of stuff. KO BELLSHOTS THE HEAD! Sami avoids the avalanche fisherman suplex only to get thrown off the top to the floor!

Fisherman buster through a chair to Sami! HALF-NELSON POP UP INTO ONE THROUGH A CHAIR TO KO! Helluva kick hits the ref and KO now has no one to count the pin for his stunner. He takes out Robinson who is in his REF KIT AFTER HE ONLY GOT 2 ON THE STUNNER! AVALANCHE FISHERMAN BUSTER THROUGH A TABLE! PETEY WILLIAMS IS OUT TO TALK SENSE INTO KO! HELLUVA KICK TO KO! BARB WIRE CHAIR! BARB WIRE CHAIR TO THE BACK! DROP TOEHOLD INTO THE BARB WIRE CHAIR! "My Eye!" ala Terry Funk! BLUE THUNDER BOMB THROUGH A BARB WIRE CHAIR BRIDGE! AND IT GETS 2! Pop-up powebromb to Sami and it sends him out! APRON POWERBOMB! ANOTHER ONE BUT SAMI FIGHTS OUT! Sami is out and KO wins.

He exposes the concrete by moving the mats! BUT ORTON'S BACK! RKO'S A PLENTY! Stephanie's Places is coming to ESPN Plus. Nah fam. Men's chamber is up!? Logan is out with the American flag and a Prime bottle base! Punk's out not in Bret gear! Jericho is given credit for inventing the match and CENA'S IN POWDER BLUE! 

Seth vs. Drew starts off and a boomerang on the bottom rope on the buckle! Overhand chop off with Priest and Drew! THE MAV is in and moonsaults Priest for 2. OLD SCHOOL RANA TO THE CHAMBER FLOOR by Priest! Cena runs wild with AAs and Protobombs before hitting the fistdrop on Paul! Drew is out! Paul frog splash off the pod to take out Priest! Punk's out for a brawl with Paul! Buckshot turned into a neckbreaker! GTS HITS PAUL AND HE BEATS HIM! It's down to Punk, Cena, and Seth! HART ATTACK TO SETH! Seth's out on the chamber floor and CENA AND PUNK HUG! GTS turned into the STF! AA TO PUNK GETS 2! 

CAGE BOMB TO CENA! AND ANOTHER THROUGH THE POD! Seth pedigree gets 2 on Punk! Punk hits the Savage elbow to Seth. Buckle bomb and stomp get 2 for Seth! GTS INTO THE AA AND PUNK PINS SETH! GTS gets 2 and Cena gets the STF on with Seth looking on and CENA WINS IT! 

Cody's out and Cena tells him he wants the match! LOL @ Dwayne getting a Travis Scott song performance to talk! Rock's got THE GOOSEBUMPS! Rock is out in a douchebag vest and he tells CODY TO EMBRACE HIM AS HIS BROTHER! Cody says his soul is for the people and CENA TURNS ON CODY AND HITS CODY WITH A BALL SHOT AND KNUCKS! RUNNING BELT SHOT! 

"AT THIS POINT IN HIS CAREER, HE'S GONNA STOOP TO THIS SHIT!?" Great line from Cole WEIGHT BELT SHOTS! Rock puts Cody's blood on the weight belt!