America the Beautiful is sung to close out the pre-show. TONS of boos there. Wow. YAY OH CANADA! Hogan vs. Warrior and Hogan vs. Rock are hyped up and THE ROCK IS HERE! Women's chamber opens the show up. Naomi is beaten up by Jade to start things up as Naomi is the one who beat up Jade and Jade DEMOLISHES HER and Liv tells Bianca it's her fault and Naomi is eliminated. Jade doing something new with the cage door slamming trope SLIDING THE CHAMBER DOOR ONTO HER ruled. AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, BIANCA IS IN NOW!
She focuses on Naomi and Liv jumps her. Roxanne hops off of Liv's back for a rana on Belair for 2. Corner high knee by Liv to Roxanne and BAYLEY WHOOPS ROXANNE'S ASS IN THE POD! WITH THE POD! Frog splash to Bayley by Roxanne gets 2! Alexa's out and just has a trance on her face to face Liv. FIEND NO-SELLING ALEXA is hilarious given how tiny she is. Chamber dive by Bliss is caught by Bayley and Bianca for a slam. CROSSBODY TO THE FLOOR BY BAYLEY! CROSSFACE BY ROXANNE ON BAYLEY! OBLIVION TO BAYLEY TAKES HER OUT!
Bianca whips her on top of the pod! BIANCA CROSSBODY TO THE PILE! Tower of Doom powerbomb! Pop Rox leads to her eating a Twisted Bliss and taking her out. Three amigos to Bianca and a shining enzuiguri to Bianca! Abigail DDT is met with a schoolgirl for 2! Liv gets a jackknife pin on Bliss AND USES BIANCA'S HAIR TO SOLIDIFY IT TO WIIN! Liv uses the hair to send her into the cage a ton. Codebreaker by Liv, SPEAR BY BIANCA FOR 2! Bianca hits the KOD AND WINS IT. This was fantastic!
Trish's first retirement match was 18 years ago. Holy shit. Candice is actually in the video package! Air Canada by Trish to Nia. Stratusfaction is turned into a back suplex. Inverted bearhug ragdoll to Trish! Nia rubs her ass on the back of Trish's head. Tiff runs wild after a tag on Candice and a Trishacanrana hits! PME TO NIA WINS IT! They had Trish replica belts made - odd to not have her wear one here.
TKO blows the Rock for a while. Sami vs. KO is hyped up. I love how ultra-produced this unsanctioned match is. SO THERE'S A REF - BUT HE'S NOT IN HIS WWE-BRANDED GEAR BECAUSE IT'S UNSANCTIONED! Cole hypes up a SUPERVILLAIN DEATH MATCH between KEVIN STEEN AND EL GENERICO! This gets the old TNA Xplosion blue lighting. Chairshots to the back of Sami! Ditto for KO's back! Crowd brawling time Trash can shots and a blue thunder bomb through a table of stuff. KO BELLSHOTS THE HEAD! Sami avoids the avalanche fisherman suplex only to get thrown off the top to the floor!
Fisherman buster through a chair to Sami! HALF-NELSON POP UP INTO ONE THROUGH A CHAIR TO KO! Helluva kick hits the ref and KO now has no one to count the pin for his stunner. He takes out Robinson who is in his REF KIT AFTER HE ONLY GOT 2 ON THE STUNNER! AVALANCHE FISHERMAN BUSTER THROUGH A TABLE! PETEY WILLIAMS IS OUT TO TALK SENSE INTO KO! HELLUVA KICK TO KO! BARB WIRE CHAIR! BARB WIRE CHAIR TO THE BACK! DROP TOEHOLD INTO THE BARB WIRE CHAIR! "My Eye!" ala Terry Funk! BLUE THUNDER BOMB THROUGH A BARB WIRE CHAIR BRIDGE! AND IT GETS 2! Pop-up powebromb to Sami and it sends him out! APRON POWERBOMB! ANOTHER ONE BUT SAMI FIGHTS OUT! Sami is out and KO wins.
He exposes the concrete by moving the mats! BUT ORTON'S BACK! RKO'S A PLENTY! Stephanie's Places is coming to ESPN Plus. Nah fam. Men's chamber is up!? Logan is out with the American flag and a Prime bottle base! Punk's out not in Bret gear! Jericho is given credit for inventing the match and CENA'S IN POWDER BLUE!
Seth vs. Drew starts off and a boomerang on the bottom rope on the buckle! Overhand chop off with Priest and Drew! THE MAV is in and moonsaults Priest for 2. OLD SCHOOL RANA TO THE CHAMBER FLOOR by Priest! Cena runs wild with AAs and Protobombs before hitting the fistdrop on Paul! Drew is out! Paul frog splash off the pod to take out Priest! Punk's out for a brawl with Paul! Buckshot turned into a neckbreaker! GTS HITS PAUL AND HE BEATS HIM! It's down to Punk, Cena, and Seth! HART ATTACK TO SETH! Seth's out on the chamber floor and CENA AND PUNK HUG! GTS turned into the STF! AA TO PUNK GETS 2!
CAGE BOMB TO CENA! AND ANOTHER THROUGH THE POD! Seth pedigree gets 2 on Punk! Punk hits the Savage elbow to Seth. Buckle bomb and stomp get 2 for Seth! GTS INTO THE AA AND PUNK PINS SETH! GTS gets 2 and Cena gets the STF on with Seth looking on and CENA WINS IT!
Cody's out and Cena tells him he wants the match! LOL @ Dwayne getting a Travis Scott song performance to talk! Rock's got THE GOOSEBUMPS! Rock is out in a douchebag vest and he tells CODY TO EMBRACE HIM AS HIS BROTHER! Cody says his soul is for the people and CENA TURNS ON CODY AND HITS CODY WITH A BALL SHOT AND KNUCKS! RUNNING BELT SHOT!
"AT THIS POINT IN HIS CAREER, HE'S GONNA STOOP TO THIS SHIT!?" Great line from Cole WEIGHT BELT SHOTS! Rock puts Cody's blood on the weight belt!
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