Sting returns to the home of WCW to wrestle a match in almost 2022 with Billy Gunn and the Ass Boys. Daneilson vs. Angels starts the show off with Hangman on commentary and his lower-thirds graphic letting us know that he's unskilled at the art of BBQ. Dasha is on the stick for the intros since Justin Roberts is out for a family issue. Hard chops by Angels lead to Danielson getting some gorgeous uppercuts but getting backslid off a BOLO UPPERCUT attempt. BUSAIKU KNEE HITS ANGELS! Kneebar ends it WITH THE POSE!
Silver says that Page and Bryan can't touch, so he runs after him and Bryan says no - he's beneath him! Punk vs. Moriarty is up and MJF comes out dressed as Seth Rollins or Boyd Pierce. Diving lariat by Punk gets a GUN SHOW! Lee gets an arm-trap crossface/Gargano Escape on him! Super rana by Punk that Lee turns into a sunset flip for 2. Roundhouse by Punk! Kneeling brogue kick hits for Lee and a Bloody Sunday Falcon Arrow gets 2.9. Inverted suplex into the GTS WINS IT FOR PUNK!
MJF buries him for taking so long to beat QT and Lee and says the only thing Punk's the best at is trying to get in Britt Baker's pants - and Punk looks unamused, like Britt would be. He's not CM Punk - he's One Pump Chump. Punk says that both Lee and QT are better than MJF and he knows it. MJF says he'll win the Dynamite dozen battle royal next week in LI. He will be with fans who LOVE HIM and he'll be better than Piper in Portland, Bret in Canada, or Punk in Chicago. MJF threatens PUNK'S DOG and then he has Wardlow protect him.
Britt bitches about the Riho match and Jamie says she was busy having a match and couldn't do the Friendsgiving. Jamie faces Riho next week Mega babyface ADAM COLE BAYBAY! is out for commentary. He's angry at OC for coming out. "Are you looking at me?" leading to the "YEAH" in the song is perfect timing. OC LOW KICKS TO THE BUCKS and Cole Chyna low blows him. Bucks attack before OC's buddies save. Nese cuts a.. good by his standard promo on Sammy. Wardlow comes out to kill a dude. Poor AC Adams. CHAIN O' POWERBOMBS and Wardlow wins it before Spears chairshots Adams a bunch.
Fenix can't travel so Penta will team with PAC. Gunn Club vs. Darby and Sting is up and Sting wearing Darby's paint design is great - it's a low-key way to have Sting put Darby over more. Colt charges Darby down before we get Sting vs. Billy! Taz brings up Billy avoiding the stinger splash after taking it many many years ago. MASSIVE One and Only by Billy to Darby.
Sharpshooter by Colt to Darby! Scorpion by Sting to Colt but Austin clocks him. Fameasser hits BUT ONLY GETS 2! Cannonball tope to Billy! Stundog into the death drop to Colt! Sting and Darby win it and we get a big Darby celebration. Jericho meets with Alex Marvez looking like a guy debuting on the 1/4/10 Impact in all-black with a black leather jacket before getting beaten up by 2.0.
Taz does a Steiner Math recreation promo while Hobbs is in a salmon shirt that he got from Mark Henry, I can only assume. Lio comes out and they just banter and kill the show dead. Lio says he's a fighter and Dante is out with Team Taz again. Mark and Jade hype up Jade again and a Thunder Rosa student will face her on Rampage. Rosa will be doing commentary ON THAT MATCH.
Chain wrestling and then a NOSE BOOP. Love it. Great nearfall for Ruby sees her gets 2 and lose her mind before getting a poison rana and a basement rana for a SHOCKED 2.5. No Future is avoided and BB Theory is countered for the win! Cody vs. Andrade in a street fight is up next. Andrade is out with Jose and A DAGGER and T-Pain is out to hype The Go-Big Show.
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