Well, I saw bits and pieces of the "November Rain" Full Gear highlight reel before things got all wonky on the capture device. I've got Mark Briscoe coming out - so I couldn't have missed too much. Missed Shelton's intro then - but oh well, not too bad for missing stuff. Shelton got a nice rope-bound knee on the rope before tossing Mark out and they announce Collision and Rampage for Saturday early night - which seems fitting. Middle rope flip dive by Mark before Chicken hits some redneck kung-fu! MASSIVE high and tight German by Shelton!
Mercedes is out to demand Chicago say hello to their CEO. I like that she's turned that into a better moniker than the Boss. She's going to fire Kamille, who tells her to shuuuuuttt up because she quits. Yeah wow Kamille is a terrible promo. BIG BOOM AJ recap WITH A FILMIC INTRO! Jericho vs. Ishii is up! CHOP FOREVER starts off the match hot with Big Bill giving Tony a LEARNINIG SAPLING! Bill says that they're all 3 equals in the group.
MORE CHOPS ON THE APRON! SLAP FOREVER mid-ring! Jericho is now the king of Memphis car show match style and HITS A DRAGON SUPLEX, but Ishii hits a rabbit lariat to counter the Judas effect! FU BY JIERICHO and the lionsault got 2! Judas Effect and Codebreaker get 1! CODEBREAKER BY ISHII AND A LARIAT GETS 2! GOD WHAT A MATCH! THREE TOTAL JUDAS EFFECTS END IT. THIS WAS INCREDIBLE!
Max Caster acts like a little shit and Swerve punks him out. Fantastic! GO SWERVE! Hangman is a shithead to Tony mid-ring and he WANTS THE WORLD TITLE AGAIN! Jay White wants him and PAC JUMPS HIM! AND THEN THEY JUMP HANGMAN TOO! MARINA CHOKES OUT JAY WHITE WITH THE MOTHER'S MILK CHOKE! Claudio comes out for his match against Ricochet! They battle on the floor and Claudio makes the face when you sit in Dad's Chair - you know the one.
BALD FOREVER chant breaks out. Then WHO'S BALD/ THEY'RE BALD! MASSIVE uppercut gets 2.5 for Claudio! CHARGING LARIAT ENDS IT after a battle on the floor - this was fun! Cole is out and bickers with his guys until MJF announces the diamond ring battle royale and Cole and KOR enter it. Hayter vs. Aminata is up and they had a basic match with the Hayterade ending it. Kinda awkward for a Hayter match. Mina chats with Renee about knowing that Mariah could attack her after what she did to Toni and she was prepared. Mariah busts glass over her and their match is made for Winter is Coming.
Okada vs. Garcia is made for Collision. Brody King vs. Darby is in up in the Classic and boy are these two perfect together. Brody beats the shit out of him, eats a super code red, but the gonzo bomb ends it! Claudio comes in BUT BRODY STANDS OVER DARBY! Claudio vs. Brody NEXT WEEK ON DYNAMITE!
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