Missed a bit of the Zero Hour, but Hanako vs. Harley was a fun match with Harley losing to a torture rack bomb. Opener is Mansoor vs. Atlantis Jr. with the latter winning after THE RETURN OF DANHAUSEN! Dynamite Kid vs. Shibata is up and it's a fine technical showcase with an RNC ending it for Shibata to win. MADNESS-ERA QT MARSHALL IS UP AGAINST BLACK MACHISMO JAY LETHAL! Karen's out as Sherri and a double figure four with Sonjay gets a big pop. HAIL TO THE KING GETS 2 off a kabong to Solo. CROSS RHODES BY QT GETS 2 OFF THE LETHAL INJECTION BEING COUNTERED! CUTTER AND THE INJECTION HIT FOR QT! Lethal Injection ends it for Lethal - odd finish there for the Savage tribute match.
Legit Layla versus Red Velvet is up for the Women's TV Title. Buckle shot wins it for Velvet. Lee open challenge for the Pure belt. Lynn, Rocky and CD are the judges. TAIGA STYLE IS NUMBER ONE IN THE HOOD G AND NIGEL IS HIS OPPONENT! OOOOHHH NIGEL MCGUINNESSSSSSSS rings out! Nigel wants old Pure title rules in this one.
Nigel tells Shane that just because he has hair around his mouth, that doesn't mean he can talk like a pussy and Shane is Lee's asshole before telling him to sit by and ring the bell when he wins it and the judges aren't needed tonight. Lots of groundwork before a floor brawl and Shane gets run into by Lee! London Dungeon is mid-ring and Lee only has 1 rope break left! Border City Stretch to Nigel! REBOUND LARIAT HITS FOR 2.9! TOWER OF LONDON HITS but the foot is on the rope for 2.9 - AND HE USES HIS LAST ROPE BREAK!
A BILLION UPPERCUTS EACH WAY! REBOUND LARIAT BY LEE GETS 2.9! BORDER CITY STRETCH IS MID-RING AND NIGEL HAS NO ROPE BREAKS LEFT! STACK CRADLE GETS 2 FOR NIGEL! FANG hits and while Nigel is in the rope, he has no breaks left and it gets 2.9! BORDER CITY STRETCH USING THE ROPES WINS IT FOR LEE! This ruled! Nigel seems to be done after this and it's beautiful.
Dustin and Sammy vs. The Righteous is up in a double bullrope bloodbath! Everyone's in white! A walk and brawl to start until Dutch brings out a barb wire table! Dustin PUTS HIM THROUGH THE TABLE! Vincent uses scissors to escape the rope! Dustin gets hanged by the rope UNTIL SAMMY SAVES! SWANTON BY SAMMY THROUGH A TABLE OFF A LADDER MISSES! COWBELL SHOT TO DUSTIN GETS 2! TEXAS DESTROYER TO VINCENT AND THE GTH TO DUTCH! COWBELL SHOT ENDS IT! This was a fun one.
MEAT DIVISION BATTLE as Cage and Davis go at in the survival of the fittest 6-way for the TV Title. Willie standing moonsaults Davis for 2. MEAT DIVISION WITH DAVIS AND CAGE AGAIN! FOREARMS AND DUELING GERMANS! F5 HITS AND DAVIS CRADLES HIM FOR 2.9! MASSSIVE MULTI-ROPE RUN LARIAT TO CAGE! PILEDRIVER HITS! DAVIS TAKES OUT BRIAN CAGE - THERE WILL BE A NEW CHAMPION! Blake low-blows Davis and CRADLES HIM TO WIN! Komander is in the finals with BLAKE AND IT COULD BE A KOMANDER WIN! Blake does the Komander salute and a missile dropkick - but doesn't follow up. OHFUCKYOUBLAKECHRISTIAN breaks out before a super poison rana hits for Komander! ROPEWALK DIVE BY KOMANDER! Blake kicks the ref into the rope and curb stomps Komander for 2.9! Baby-rocking side suplex off the top gets 2 for Blake! MEXICAN DESTROYER! 619 AND THE ROPEWALK SSP WINS IT!
Cardona comes in from the streets in Ghostbusters gear! Jericho gets the Nuevettes to perform "Start Spreading the News" and doing the Rockettes dance. Walk and brawl until Jericho piefaces Dad Ryder and back suplexes Cardona on the steps. Tiger driver gets 2 for MC. BIG BILL BOOTS MATT! AVALANCHE RADIO SILENCE! BUT GOONS GET INVOLVED! AND JERICHO RETAINS!? Well, if they're getting TV - he should be the champion, but this felt like an easy Cardona win. BANDIDO MAKES THE SAVE!
THE MINION POWERS EXPLODE TONIGHT! BILLIE STARKZ IS OUT WITH SUMIE SAKAI GEAR! THE GODDESS IS IN TWO-FACE GEAR! Bobby Cruise is perfect for the intros in this one. Athena whoops her ass before selling her ass off on the floor for forearms. POP UP POWERBOMB ON THE FLOOR BY ATHENA! SPINNING TOMBSTONE BY BILLIE GETS 2.9!
ALABAMA SLAM ON THE APRON BY BILLIE! SWANTON TO THE FLOOORRRRRR! Dive takes out Billie and the ref before a shotgun dropkick hits Athena! Poisonrana by Athena! O FACE HITS TO WIN IT! WHAT!? WHAT!? HUH!? Well if they're getting a TNT deal, okay - get the win on the biggest amount of eyeballs. But if not, damn what a weird call.
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