What a difference a few days makes. It's been three days since Dynamite and 3 days since I've fired up the Xbox. In that time, we've got a new year, a new war going on and what the fuck man, Tanahashi's career ends in mere hours. Collision has no real killer matches, but it's a chance to break out of the doom cycle, so what the heck. COLLISION SNME PROMOS ARE UP. Clon wins with the portal bomb in a quick win over Angelico. SERPENTICO IS HERE AND GETS BEATEN UP!? WAZZUPWITDAT!
Mox staircase promo time! Maya and Hyan face the love bombs and Mina works with Maya nicely before Toni and Hyan tag in. BASEMENT SHOTGUN DROPKICK HITS FOR TONI! Mina slips but hits a run-up crossbody with Toni holding her arm! Mina roundkick misses, but the backfist doesn't! MONGOLIAN CHOPS BY TONI! Big boot and Blake Monroe's finish hit for 2. Russian legsweep/blockbuster combo gets 2 on Toni! Mina slaps her ass to signify it's time for Toni's hip attack! AEW avoids the closeup of Toni's ass for the wedgie, but goes for the Terri corner cam up the ass for Mina. Okay then. AVALANCHE SLINGBLADE BY MINA and a storm zero wins it!
MARINA IS HERE right as they celebrate. DUN DUN DUN! and she teams with Bayne against Chanel and Dior. Bayne dominates and wins quickly. DCF beats up goons with Josh being silly and Lance Archer destroying goobers and Josh just wackily recites all that the DCF is doing tonight and at WK. Okay THIS was the best promo work he's done in TNA or AEW - unreal!
Hechicero vs. Komander is up and if Hechi wins, he faces Mark for the TNT Title. Hechi ties him up on the mat and if Hechi wins, the TNT Title match is on Collision. Komander hits a back bodyblock in mid-air. Hechi gets a legdrive INTO THE ROPE and a ROLLING BOW AND ARROW! INTO A GROUNDED OCTOPUS! Shotgun knees to the back, then face then a WACKY CRADLE WINS IT!
The Acclaimed is FORCED TO BE FRIENDLY TO EACH OTHER and it's fantastic. Kingston and Ortiz are out and Kingston tells Tony to hold the mic up and that Ole and Flair musta hated him and he wishes a kid happy birthday and they threaten GYV. Lexy, Bill and Bryan Keith say there's a bounty on JetSpeed as Lexy's in a goofy outfit.
Speedball dives out for a near ad break before Bill shoves down both guys. Keith hits an exploder AND THEY BOOT BAILEY BACK TO BACK FOR 2.5! Dropkick and the UFO splash win it. Shelton vs. Dante is up and Dante runs wild with forearms before Shelton tosses him around outside and during the break, they call each other out and Dante INSULT'S SHELTON'S MAMA! SUPLEX CITY! Rising knee and the thrust kick win it! MVP hypes his man up and says he'll destroy Mox and his D Riders.
Sammy challenges Bandido for his title shot on Dynamite and he accepts. YUTES is here at the venue to face Darby. Darby gets tripped by Marina and Yuta throws him around and TONI ATTACKS MARINA WHEN SHE REFUSES TO LEAVE! JUDGMENT SLAM BY YUTES GETS 2.9! APRON BUSAIKU KNEE TO DARBY SENDS HIM INTO A FLIP ON THE FLOOR! Hammer and Anvil elbows and DARBY EATS A SHARPSHOOTER! DARBY HITS A COFFIN DROP TWICE! AND HE PULLS HIM UP! SIDE SCORPION DEATHLOCK WINS IT!
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