Sunday, June 28, 2026

AEW Forbidden Door 2026




Definitely a loaded up show workrate-wise. JJ with a weird intro in the dark with Renee until DG is out to face Drilla Moloney! Drilla goes for strikes but Danny wins out with a matgame including an ankle lock and kneebar. Danny powerslaps the shit out of him and gets a twist and shout! DRILLA KILLA/Omega Driver wins it for DRILLA! Good match and Drilla should be working to get an AEW deal. Blue vs. Maika is up and Skye gets an apron PK! Apron bomb and a sunset Ligerbomb gets 2. Maika hits an apron suplex after a powerslam to get into the TBS Title match! 3 way tag is hyped up.




Olympia and Rosa are out to face Divine Dominion, who get a new theme intro and even bigger dick energy. Rosa gets a tornillo while Olympia goes for a splash bodyblock off the top. Kross gets 2 off a sliding lariat to Rosa. Olympia comes in and gets a squatting Samoan drop for 2. POETRY IN MOTION BASEMENT CORNER DROPKICK BY ROSA! Avalanche rana by Bayne, who eats a Rosa missile dropkick! MILITARY PRESS BY OLYMPIA leads to an avalanche double stomp by Rosa for 2! Divine double chokeslam wins it - THIS RULED!



3 TEAM WARFARE is up and we get ref dancing during Mistico's entrance and TITAN HITS A DOUBLE RANA ON THE BUCKS! Shingo eats superkicks and hits a lariat! Shingo hits corner lariats before eating a boot and a Spanish fly gets 2! DORADA SSP TO NICK AND TITAN! Bucks prevent a tampout on la Mistica to Shingo! Michinoku driver hits for Shingo and the double stomp from Titan gets 2! MELTZER DRIVER TO TITAN WINS IT! This ruled too and I'd put it right above the women's tag.





Omega is in the second match on the card against ZSJ, who dominates ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE WITH AN OCTOPUS STRETCH before rolling him down. Back and forth helluva kicks before the famouser from Omega. Kenny slaps him around and knees the stomach for 2. CRIPES MASSIVE KNEE TO ZSJ hits and the OWA wins it. Well that's a fiveboy. Omega aging is helping his story too. 









Mox vs. Bandido is up! Cool hype vid and Mox jumps him and the piledriver somehow slices him up AS DO ELBOWS ON THE MAT! Bandido hits an Eddie-homage frog splash caked in blood! DEATH RIDER GETS 2 AND THE MOONSAULT AND BATTERY OFF THE TOP GETS 2! RNC but Bandido gets the Bret cradle for 2.5 BEFORE THE BULLDOG CHOKE IS ON! Full RNC and Bandido passes out! Another great one! 


Bandido gets up with Mox's help and Mox puts the belt down and lets him know he respects him and Ex brings up that you gotta bleed for the Riders to respect you. AROUND THE RING DROPKICK AFTER A CLAP BY UMINO! Okay that worked and Walker puts over Shota winning with the northern lights bomb. Stack powebromb gets 2 for Shota! STRIKE KNEE/Busaiku knee gets 2.9 for Shota! Paradigm Shift and the NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB WINS IT! THIS was the kind of match Shota has needed for years!









Mox meets with him mid-ring until THE ACE OF THE UNIVERSE IS HERE! He puts the belt on Shota and they go out to Shota's theme! Thekla's out looking like HER more than even usual and she eats an SLK kneebreaker on the apron. Thekla WANTS FOREARMS! LARIAT ON THE REBOUND BY THEKLA! Interceptor spear by Theka and two stomps win it before Taro Okada stars on angrily! She spits on the mask after taking it off and beats up Okada with it! 



Cope and Cage are out and Cope is in his army green shit but is SO BELOVED! Connors puts a match out on Cage's head! BANG BANG GANG IS OUT AND JAY WHITE IS BACK! SPEAR WINS IT! 





Women's Owen recap before Mone vs. Maya World! FALLAWAY TRIFECTA! Sunset bomb is avoided! SUNSET BOMB TO THE FLOOR AND A MOONSAULT HITS! MOONSAULT OFF THE SECOND GETS 2! CROSSFACE BY MAYA WORLD! SHE'S GOT HER IN HER FINISH! MAYA LOSES TO THE CUTTHROAT BACKSTABBER and crossface. Athena cuts a promo on Maya, so it looks like she's ending the ROH Title run.





12 man tag cage is up! It's called Death's Door. Roddy beats up everyone with a bag AND RODDY BEATS UP GUYS WITH A NES and they use controllers too! RODDY BLOWS ON THE CARTRIDGE AND THEY HIT FLETCHER! I bet that NES still works. TACKS! Mark gets mared into them! SKATEBOARD TO KYLE FLETCHER! MJF GETS AN ALLEY OOP BACKDROP ON DARBY ONTO THE TACKS! Max sweeps tacks but takes a broom to the balls from OC thanks to Willow! ORANGES TO THE FACE OF FLETCHER! PROTOFLETCHER EXPLODES thanks to Takeshita and LIO RUSH ESCAPES A BAG AND gets beaten up. 




SHOTGUN KNEES TO RODDY! OKADA GODDAMN DROPKICK HITS TAKESHITA! APRON POWER DRIVE KNEE TO OKADA! BLUE THUNDER OFF TEH APRON TO FLETCHER! DARBY GETS A COFFIN DROP AND GOES FOR A COVER BY KNIGHT'S UFO SPLASH ITS...MJF! Knight goes up on the cage and gets boobie trapped and flies off into a table before a Darby coffin drop off the cage! JAY DRILLER HITS BUT DOYLE SAVES MJF! MJF EATS THE BACK ELBOW AFTER AN ANDRADE TURN AND MARK BEATS DOYLE!




 WILLOW RETURN HYPE VIDEO! Mark chats about the win and he gets his shot Wednesday to open the show with the shittiest mic ever. VIDEO PACKAGE FOR THE OWEN! It's midnight, so I BLAME ALVAREZ! ANOTHER VIDEO FOR OSPREAY! AND OSPREAY COMES OUT AS BANE from DKR! Swerve is out as Lobo - good stuff, BUT IT IS FUCKING MIDNIGHT JESUS GUYS!




Double stomp to Swerve on the arm AND THE DEATHGROUND ON THE FLOOR GETS A TAP! Swerve busts him open but Will gets 2 off a Clash! HIDDEN BLADE IS ABSORBED BY SWERVE AND SWERVE JUST BACKHANDS HIM! Will is sliced up. Swerve is sliced up and the ring is a crime scene. MASSIVE kneeling foerarm hits and gets a 9 standing 10 count. HIDDEN BLADE GETS 2.99!




Kneeling foerarm by Will and the hidden blade and stormbreaker gets 2.9! WILL EATS A HIDDEN BLADE! BIG PRESSURE GETS 2.9! DEATH RIDERS ARE HERE! HOUSE CALL HITS AND WILL TERMINATORS UP! STANDING HIDDEN BLADE AND A BUCKSHOT HIDDEN BLADE GETS 2.9! PARADIGM SHIFT AND THE DEATH RIDER! TIGER DRIVER WINS IT! Holy shit this was batshit goddamn insane. Holy fuck!

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