It's the most dramatic booking in AEW history tonight with ALL IN's main event hanging in the balance. MJF talks about breaking his body for the fans and they threw him away for guys like Swerve and Will Ospreay. Ospreay comes out to the Saddledome, which feels loike a perfect setting for Ospreay. He says that Garcia is still at home without feeling in his arms and MJF wants to blame people. Nigel is at ringside, so it does appear like he's screwing Danielson tonight. Ospreay says he has more talent in his left nut than MJF has in his whole body. The whole level of the devil thing is at the basement and HIS LEVEL IS AT THE SKYSCRAPER!
MJF chats from his room and drinks while saying the fans don't deserve him and he's beating all of the fans' favorites and he'll beat him too. MJF says that next week, he'll face him for the International title and he'll see stars - but only after he punches him in the face. Jeff Jarrett is out for the Danielson vs. Hangman match...OPENING THE SHOW!?
Danielson is out in pink and black while Hangman avoids looking at Jarrett and an epic shot begins the match. Page lands a series of mounted punches from the side and kicks his head off. Nigel says Bryan's unlikely to win - which feels a bit odd to say if he is losing. Tope and a shotgun missile dropkick hit for Danielson! Orihara lariat leads to a rabbit lariat and a posting ala No Mercy. Dynamite 250 will have Ospreay vs. MJF start it off and Danielson is busted open wide!
SPIDER GERMAN BY DANIELSON! HANGMAN GETS A CROSSFACE ON DANIELSON! TOMBSTONE BY HANGMAN GETS 2! SPRINGBOARD SOMERSAULT DIVE BY DANIELSON TO THE FLOOR! Danielson gets knocked down and Jarrett gets pie-faced and Danielson runs in and eats more punches! DESPERATION BUSAIKU KNEE HITS BUT HE CAN'T COVER!
Mariah May vs. Willow in the women's final is brought up - well that sure feels like an afterthought. HEADBUTT TO DANIELSON! DANIELSON CLOCKS HIM WITH ONE TOO! Back and forth German avoidance and THE BUSAIKU HITS PAUL TURNER THANKS TO HANGMAN! DISCUS LARIAT TO DANIELSON! Jarrett bows up with Hangman and JARRETT IS IN A REF SHIRT! DEADEYE HITS! AND IT GETS 2.9! BUCKSHOT TO THE NECK! Backlund bridge gets 2 for Danielson and the crossface is on by Page! DANEILSON'S OUT BUT JARRETT WAITS TO DO THE HAND DROP AND HE CRADLES HIM TO WIN IT! DANIELSON WINS THE OWEN!
Swerve comes out and says he's the most dangerous man in AEW and they're at different points in their careers - he's on the ascent and Bryan's on the downside. He'll be in Blood and Guts and on Team AEW. Acclaimed rap on the Bucks. "I'm a push it back like their hairline!" - ouch. Joe's out for a street fight AS IF IT'S A STREET FIGHT. Instead of Daniels in TNA doing them in dress clothes. Joe vs. Jericho is ready to rock! Joe punches Jericho's hat in front of his face and takes out Bryan Keith on the floor! Jericho wants a backdrop driver onto a bunch of horseshoes and Jue just looks at him like he's an idiot and slams him on them! SENTON FOR 2!
Jericho gets the walls for a whole break - smart, you don't lose any of the match story that way. They brawl on the dasher boards and Jericho TAKES A POPCORN BAG TO THE FACE! Hot coffee to the face of Joe! Joe gets the choke but a shirtless Big Bill appears! Joe eats a chair and a chokeslam to the pallet before JERICHO FORKLIFTS HIM THROUGH A FAKE ROOM WALL! THE WINNER VIA FORKLIFT, CHRIS JERICHO. Good - he needed a sinister edge for this act.
Jericho gets loaded into the ambulance and waved at by the Jericho goons. GLOBAL GLORY winner gets an International Title shot! CLAUDIO AND ISHII CLUB IT OUT! ISHII HITS THE ALTERNATING FOREARM SHOTS TO KYLE FLETCHER BEFORE EATING THE ROTATING TOMBSTONE FOR 2.9! Pac gets a brutalizer but an Ishii sliding D ends that. NEAUTRALIZER HITS FOR 2 when Pac breaks that up. BLACK ARROW TO THE BACK AND THE BRUTALIZER ON FLETCHER ENDS IT! Pac vs. either Ospreay or MJF would be fantastic. Ex brings up that Pac was the first champion too. He says he's made a lot of bold promises since returning and fallen short - BUT HE'S GOING TO GET HIS WEMBLEY MOMENT!
Hangman treats Renee like shit and Hangman bangs on the Elite's door and Okada gives him shit until the Bucks give him the okay and he says he'll do it - so he'll seemingly be on their team for War Games. Darby and his giant pink jacket beat the shit out of Cutler! Mariah's out in pink and black Toni-style gear while Willow's in the black and yellow caution tape gear! Mariah avoids an early doctor bomb and they bring up Willow vying for the CMLL women's title. Willow bowls her over! Mariah lands a pair of dropkicks but eats a bridging fisherman buster for 2. MARIAH HEADBUTT HITS HARD! Stokely comes out in a Sting sweatshirt and Kris knees Willow in the head and a V TRIGGER BY MARIAH GETS 2! Cannonball hits and the DVD is turned into a victory roll and Mariah wins it ala Owen beating Bret!
Mariah gets to go to Wembley and damn does she deserve it! Toni skips for joy and Mariah BELTS HER WITH THE OWEN BELT! AND THEN THE SHOE! She beats up Luther and Toni is weeping in agony and now EVEN MORE BLOOD! Holy shit this was just perfect! They have turned the women's division into money with this stuff so far and it's even bigger now.
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