Wednesday, July 17, 2024

AEW Dynamite 7-17-24 - Dynamite 250 MJF vs. Ospreay International Title

 It's a loaded show with a Wembley-level feature bout as MJF vies for the International Title against Will Ospreay in the opener and Okada face Swerve in champ vs. champ non-title match. A fan showcases a killer Eaton shirt! ANOTHER HAS THE SIMPSONS AUSSIE FLAG!



Ospreay busts out a flip dive after MJF jerks off to the crowd and flips them off. MJF hits a back suplex INTO A STUNNER! PHENOMENAL FOREARM BY OSPREAY GETS 2! Double-jump moonsault into an SSP gets 2 before a second-rope SPIRAL TAP HITS FOR 2! Panama Sunrise is avoided, but a Storm Zero gets 2 for MJF! MJF gets a figure four after Ex and Taz chat about DA GLUTES! Max runs wild with corner overhand chops. Ospreay lands some Kawada kicks! OSCUTTER ON THE APRON MISSES!



Butterfly powerbomb shoulder breaker hits! MJF flees the ring and they fight in the crowd BEATS OF THE BOUDREN ON THE STAIRCASE! Ospreay puts him on a table before MJF escapes and they go back and forth on victory rolls! Sunrise hits for 2! OSPREAY GETS A CROSS RHODES FOR 2! STYLES CLASH ON THE APRON and Osprey gets him down for 2! HIDDEN BLADE ON THE FLOOR! DIVING STANDING FOREARM TO THE NECK OF OSPREAY GETS 2! MJF wants a super rana BUT AN AVALANCHE STYLES CLASH HITS! 


MJF sets him up for the diving elbow on the table AND IT HITS! And that's a fantastic ad break! MJF reminds me so much of Tully Blanchard - but he's a better worker than Tully was with his head on far straighter. Rana attempt leads to a powerbomb to the knee for 2! MJF gets a corner lariat AND HITS THE SUPER RANA BUT WILL GETS ON HIS FEET! MJF brainbuster turned into a stundog! OSCUTTER AND A HIDDEN BLADE GET 2 AFTER HE COUNTERS AN AVALANCHE TOMBSTONE!




HIDDEN BLADE 2 MISSES AND MJF DROPS DOWN looking at the tron. HEATBUTT! ONE MINUTE IS LEFT AND OSPREAY GOES FOR THE TIGER DRIVER! HE CAN'T DO IT and MJF throws him into Bryce! MJF HITS HIM WITH THE RING AND WINS THE TITLE WITH TWO SECONDS LEFT! MJF IS THE NEW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION! YES IT WASN'T A DQ - HE WON IT!



MJF leaves with oxygen - what an insane match! That was perhaps the best TV match in history - not just in AEW history, but in all of wrestling on TV. Insane! Mark Briscoe chats with the Acclaimed and they want to be in Blood and Guts. Swerve approves! TV TIME WITH CHRIS JERICHO is up! He didn't miss many shows - BUT HE'LL STICK AROUND TO SHOW 500 and when you don't listen to him, PEOPLE GET HURT! THEY ALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN LISTENING!



MINORU SUZUKI IS HERE! KAZE NI NARE IS HERE and SUZUKI FACES JERICHO WITH THE GOONS BANNED FROM RINGSIDE! HEADBUTT KOS JERICHO! The Elite claps back about Blood and Guts and Mercedes thanks them for banning DMD tonight and Okada wants the CEO dance and gets it. He's got the hots for her. 




Mercedes vs. Nyla is up and Mone is a great David against Goliath here. Vader bomb into a corner bronco buster and then a seated meteora for 2! AVALANCHE BULLDOG AND SHE'S GOT A CEO GLOVE ALA BRITT! LOCKJAW IS ON BUT NYLA BITES DOWN! BUT THE CROSSFACE IS ON AND THE STATEMENT MAKER WINS IT! Mercedes tears a fan sign up BUT IT'S BRITT IN A STING MASK and she darts after her before security breaks them up. 


Mariah vs. Toni recap and the great thing with this feud is it's already perfectly-built for Wembley and yet there's like 6 weeks left. Jack Perry beats the shit out of Cutler to make him a sacrifice. Mariah May comes out as Timeless Toni Storm! Tony calls her a bitch and Mariah says that everyone saw it coming but Toni because she was so blinded by the spotlight that she gave it all to her. She's been Toni Storm and now she can be so much more! All Elite Wrestling is now All About Mariah!



Well, they could probably main event Wembley with Mariah May vs. Toni Storm and be fine. OKADA VS. SWERVE IS UP! Ex and Tony hyped up Okada as the longest-reigning IWGP World Champion in history after a headlock exchange. Seated 2nd rope uppercut hits for Swerve! SWERVE STOMP HITS but the Bucks attack! Acclaimed makes a save before Perry hits! MARK BRISCOE RUNS WILD! Perry hits a kneeling DDT to Mark before EATING A HOUSE CALL! EVIL HANGMAN IS HERE! THEY STAREDOWN AND NOW DARBY'S OUT AS MAN 5 FOR TEAM AEW! 









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