ALL IN gets a brief recap with weird music playing and Ricochet's debut is hyped up. Mox is out to his NJPW theme and he looks pissed off. Tony asks him HEY HOW YA DOING BUDDY! Mox calls out Darby and says IT'S NOT TONY'S COMPANY ANYMORE in a black turtleneck ala the Shield debut...MARK BRISCOE IS FIRED UP with his black and white camo belt and Hangman vs. BIG TOM is up!
Forearms and an APRON DEADEYE IS MET WITH A DDT ON HIS NON-NECK! Tons of Germans, flip Germans, forearm shivers, exchanges, ramming lariants and a Deadeye and Buckshot end it! THIS MATCH RULED! SWERVE IS OUT TO STARE HIM DOWN in his mink coat! Swerve says he's the champ forever and Hangman says he's a piece of shit, not a champion! Hangman runs down the feud and wants all the bullshit gone - and Swerve names a cage match!
Hayter is out looking amazing to face Harley Cameron - who messes up a Stratusfaction and Harley just tosses her on HER BUTT-OCKS according to Taz. Haytebreaker combo/irish curse combo! MJF cuts a rambling promo for a few decades and Garcia thankfully jumps him and locks on a front choke! He puts off doing a piledriver due to looking in the corner he was piledriven from and goons get involved. CD and goons save after taking a beating to start. Garcia says the ring is missing because he pawned it for a trip to England to ruin his life! Garcia vs. MJF is set for ALL OUT.
A Riochet hype video showcases his many mini-match moments in the battle royal before he says he can finally give everyone the Ricochet they want. All-star 8 man tag. OH GOD MIZ'S DIVE CATCHING 101 CLASS for Mark Briscoe there. REDRUM TAP TO STRONG WITH HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE! SHE STEPPED OVER HIS FOOT. What a stupid-looking finish - but Roddy vs. Hook for the title at ALL OUT will be a good teaching match for Hook. Mercedes celebration. The budget has definitely been cut for wacky backstage bits - that feeling started with Mox having his New Japan theme too. Private Party interrupts and she has Okada teach her how to say BYE BITCHES in Japanese.
Mariah May buries Champaign, IL and says they enjoy pisswarm beer and that's not the only thing they cram down their throats. They don't deserve her celebration. Ricochet vs. Kyle Fletcher features a killer meteora on the floor and then a PEWPEWPEW - man is Ricochet fired up! Death valley bomb by Ricochet! Vertigo ends it and OSPREAY IS OUT! BUT PAC JUMPS HIM WITH A POISON RANA ON THE RAMP and he welcomes Ricochet to AEW.
A camera guy asks Mox what he means and he shoves a goon and then MARINA RETURNS AND BEATS UP A DUDE AND STEPS ON HIS FACE in a way that would make Tony Atlas envious. Bryan tears up talking about ALL IN being his favorite moment of his career and said it was his daughter's favorite day - and it wasn't just because they went on a Peppa Pig double decker bus! It's time for him to go home - BUT NOT YET! Jack Perry hits the tron and says that no one knows Bryan's future - but he knows his since HE MADE IT. He took out TK, destroyed Omega, won the TNT Title and buried Darby in Wembley! AND HE WAS LIT ON FIRE AND STILL PINNED BRYAN DANIELSON!
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