The pre-show features arrival vids after Collision with Rhea and Liv starting the show off. JELLY ROLL sings America the Beautiful. HHH starts off the HHH masturbation hour. He hypes up Jelly Roll again and "Liar" as a recap video showcasing the events to the show air. Rhea is caked-up and Liv is playing a great coward here. The revamped Big Gold looks incredible live and on TV - it's a perfect modernization.
Okay. This is like the worst-possible match formatting you could have FOR THE OPENER. Liv runs, Rhea chases for a year. Trio of lariats and then a rainmaker from Mami! HALF AND HALF SUPLEX BY RHEA! Rhea riptides her on the buckle and goes for a mid-ring one but Liv avoids and tosses her shoulder into the buckle to "pop" the shoulder. Liv works the arm and then Rhea pops it in against the table. Prism lock is on but a crucifix driver hits for 2! RIPTIDE but Rhea gets a chair and Dom grabs it to avoid a DQ of course. A distraction Oblivion gets 2! DOM DISTRACTS AND THE OBLIVION ON THE CHAIR ENDS IT! Whenever it happens, Dom vs. Rhea is going to be money. Hell, do it at Mania!
Breakker's out in tiger-stripe gear before Sami starts off strong with a flip dive after a tackle missed by Bron. Avalanche frankensteiner hits for 2! It's now the BREAKENSTEINER. Steiner bulldog turned into the blue thunder for 2. Corner exploder hits and the helluva meets a spear! 23 MPH SPEAR WINS IT! This was nowhere near as good as it should have been.
Logan Paul vs. LA Knight is up. Paul's out in Cleveland colors mixed with the American flag. Paul attacks and knocks the Prime off the announce table. Fireman carry neckbreaker on the announce table that doesn't break. Paul gets the knees up on the megastar elbow. LOGAN'S ONLY BEEN DOING SINGLES MATCHES FOR TWO YEARS!? Wow. Ricochet namedrop... Gutwrench suplex gets 2 for Paul. Side effect and a middle-rope to top diving elbow gets 2. Loaded hand gets 2 for Paul. MGK hands Paul knucks and a chain and he hits it after avoiding a Buckshot and wins with the BFT!
Pube shaving ad starring Otis after they hype up the dome shaver with bald guys Baron and Crews. Nia vs. Bayley is up with Bayley in Hugger-ish gear with her terrible theme. MY HOLE legdrop misses on the apron. Belly to Bayley hits after a missed second rope legdrop for 2. Bayley suicide dive is caught into a Samoan drop on the floor. Bayley avoids a banzai drop with a walking powerbomb mid-ring and a Macho elbow gets 2. TIFFY TIME but she gets knocked down and Bayley gets a cradle for 2. TWO POWERBOMBS TO BAYLEY and the banzai hits! And a second AND SHE WINS IT! Oh lordy.
Seth is out looking like a disphit. Drew has Batman gauntlets on and Punk's in Bret gear with a dyed beard. Well kinda. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS ABOUT SETH. Seth takes every eye away from the action. Drew hits the Joe swing into the announce table but no blading thankfully. Catapult INTO THE RING FRAME by Drew! Corner knee from Punk is met with a running powerbomb for 2. Ligerbomb gets 2 for Drew. Seth prevents a chair but holds up on a Punk rollup count for 1. Calf kick and a corner knee hit and another. Flying elbow is ready to roll and it hits before a vise, but he goes for the bracelet instead. Claymore hits for 2! ANOTHER CORNER SHOULDER CHARGE MISSES and Punk has the GTS, but focuses on the bracelet being on Seth. GTS hits but Seth is out and it only gets 1! Seth tells him to stop blaming everyone else and GTS TO SETH! Ball shot to Punk and a claymore wins it. Well Punk is an absolute dumbshit babyface.
Priest hype video before the Gunther match. GUNTHER is out looking like a boss. Priest starts off with forearm shots before eating a chop and uppercut! AVALANCHE RANA BY PRIEST! CHOPS AND FOREARMS APLENTY! BLOODY TITTY FOR GUNTHER AND THE POWERBOMB GETS 2! Clothesline from Hell and a burning lariat get 2 for Gunther! PRIEST WANTS MORE AND GETS IT! SHORT-ARM CHOP BY GUNTHER! Gunther rubs his blood all over his head AND A MASSIVE SHORTARM LARIAT HITS! SOUTH OF HEAVEN and Balor puts Gunther's foot on the rope! They replay it for Priest AND GUNTHER CHOKES HIM OUT! BUT PRIEST FIGHTS BACK and Gunther is cradled for 2. POWERBOMB AND THE CHOKE ENDS IT!
Awesome Truth announce 57,591 for the attendance. A-Town Down Under are out and R-Truth calls them the ROCK AND ROLL EXPRESS and Jelly Roll chokeslams Theory and they all hit a 5- knuckle shuffle on him. WWE Title time! Pharoah is back and Arn is with Cody backstage! He says friends are here from all over...hmm...Maybe Ricky Starks...
David vs. Goliath war with a slew of Samoan drops wearing Cody down. Brogue and a CODY CUTTER! SPIRAL POWERBOMB BY SOLO OFF THE DISASTER KICK CATCH! Walk and brawl before KO comes out and Orton for big moves and walking and brawling. CODY WALKS WITH THE STEPS BUT EATS A SPEAR FOR 2.9! Assalanche eats the steps and a CROSSRHODES HITS! THIRD CROSSRHODES IS MET WITH A WHISPER IN THE WIND! BME BY FATU GETS 2.9 FOR SOLO! Fatu superkicks him on the floor! ANNOUNCE TABLE SPLASH BY FATU!
Fatu hurts his knee off that and THE SUPERFLY DIVE BY SOLO GETS 2! CODY CUTTER HITS BUT SOLO GOES OUT! Roman runs in with a giant new tribal entrance theme. ROMAN IS BACK AND SUPERMAN PUNCHES SOLO! CROSS RHODES ENDS IT!
For the presser, Nia is asked about winning Queen of the Ring and says that Vince pulled her aside before the first women's match in SA. Tiffy says she's happy for her amid audio issues. Drew says in 2024, he's the best in the world and the Total Package.
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