Mox says the dream for him is for all 150 wrestlers to have a land of opportunity. He cuts this killer promo in a truck rolling down the road with a filmic look saying he'll burn down the forest to plant a new one. Stand down while ya can and get out of the way! Cole says he loves the Kingdom but he needs to do this on his own now due to MJF. MJF has terrorized the company for 5 years and he's fake - "It took two surgeries - but it's on his head, right!" He hates Max and everything about him and he wants to fight him in San Jose!
MJF is in a cool lair and says in a decade, he's become a millionaire and learning the hard way that there's no such thing as trust in wrestling. Cole left him with a void and he's not going to give him the satisfaction of facing him. Jericho post-match promo says that he has had a great week thanks to Fozzy and Terrifier 3 BUT MARK BRISCOE CHEATED! But he'll get a rematch and become a two-time ROH Champion LIKE JAY BRISCOE. Mark responds and says that Jericho says a lot of dumb things - but he can't allow him to keep saying his brother's name. LADDER WAR NEXT WEEK! He cuts an FTR promo for them about whoopin that ass!
Brawling to start and a stinger splash by Bill is avoided. Shatter Machine is avoided by Bill just becoming a tree and not going up before a Keith diamond dust hits. Shatter machine to Keith ends it! LFI looks on backstage and the FTRunners celebrate. Daddy Ass is with the Acclaimed and has a workout session planned DURING THE SHOW. MVP gives them a Hurt Syndicate card
Mone vs. Amanita is up and Aminita rubs her ass in her hair during a cradle to mock her. Fallaway slam by Aminata. Wonky air raid crash hits for 2 for Aminata. Stream goes wonky and when it comes back, Mone won it. Okay then. PP-Bucks recap and it makes the challengers look good. Backstage, the Bucks say they aren't a mid-card act and THEY KICKED OUT OF AN EVP TRIGGER! The Bucks say tehy're done with shots. Stokely - YOU'VE BEEN HERE SINCE THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT!? Ouch.
Jack Perry leads a birthday celebration with the rest of the Elite and he says Kenny has 20 feet of intestines removed after they took him out and they throw raw meat on a steak. Well that was gross. Orange, Romero, and KOR are out to face Okada and The Bucks. OC and KOR get a nice high-low on Okada after a bird-flip counter to a sunset flip. YUTA BUSAIKU KNEES OC and the BCC runs wild and the Elite leave. Top Flight gets maimed! Nice save by Daniel Garcia.
Perry stands up to Garcia backstage and we might be getting them for the TNT or PP and DC for the trios. Lio vs. Shelton is up and they hype him up as an all-time athlete...and he's like 50 now... Lio creates a bunch of movement but eats a kick on a low-pe and an overhead belly to belly on the floor. Big forearm shiver by Shelton before a bottom-rope snap stunner by Lio. Lowpe hits after a flurry of offense! FLYING CUTTER BY LIO! Dragon whip counter to avoid the frog splash. Big tornadoS DDT for Lio and he sends him to Suplex City! Flapjack flatliner hits and a t-bone powerslam ends it.
Ex says they haven't been able to reach Darby since the PPV. Darby hypes up Tony being a Pro Grandpa. Swerve says that MVP's max is his minimum and he's not impressed by Shelton beating Lio, but he'll face him at some point. He set records - but he has records in bones. Don Callis Family is out with Brian Cage in tow.
He wants the tag titles and he'll get them with Cage and Archer and he's got Fletcher and Takeshita! He cuts a promo on those wanting his belt. COME AND TAKE IT! Fletcher is in the silliest outfit on Earth and doesn't offer an explanation BECAUSE THE FANS WON'T SHUT UP!
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