Saturday, March 28, 2026

AEW Collision 3-28-26

 


Well, I was going to play a lot of Life is Strange: Reunion, but I needed to get a lot of stuff ready for Darian's move-in on Monday so I'm glad I did that since I need to get a fair amount of things shipped. Luckily, I had a mattress and box spring already and ordered him a small TV and a full bedding set for like $100 total so yeah - good value there. Got some FunGuys and Simpsons Road Rage done gaming-wise too. Bayne and Willow murk each other with forearms and Bayne sits around forever waiting for a shining wizard from Harley. 



Kross electric chair facebusters Willow on the apron! Bayne dominates during the break on Willow. DRIVE BY KICK BY BAYNE! Aussie Open faces The Rascalz! La Mistica by Harley into a half crab on Kross! SUPPER COLLIDER FRONT SLAMS into fallaway slams BY the champs! DOUBLE SHOTGUN DROPKICK BY WILLOW! DropBear gets 2 for the Babes!  POUNCE TO KROSS and she and Harley take down Bayne for 2. DOUBLE SINGLE CRAB GETS A HOT CROWD! Divine Intervention/High Times wins it - THIS was a lot of fun!


Mina and the Brawling Birds are backstage and it looks like we've got a trios tag later. Myron is out to face Johnny TV, who is...boy so far down the ladder that he's like a MAYBE he'll win this. Myron hits a cutter and wins it after a no-cap 450 splash. Well okay, if I'm Johnny TV I'm like...yeah maybe not re-signing. Death Riders promo about Private Party working hard and they'll forge them in fire tonight and they may have won $250,000 but they'll make them earn this win. Private Party says they'll turn chaos into opportunity. Okay then cool. Garcia and Mox are out and Claudio carrying the Continental belt...that looks good on him.


Zay shines with DG with a run-up wheelbarrow armdrag before Danny dominates Quen on the floor. Zay lands an apron superkick and an Asai moonsault! SWANTON FOR 2.9! Zay hits a 450 for 2.9 again. Zay has TV time and he's here to shine. CLAUDIO MURKS QUEN WITH A CHARGING UPPERCUT! Teep kick and a tornado kick by Zay but Mox hits a cutter! PILEDRIVER GETS 2 FOR DANNY! Dragon Tamer is almost on, but it's just the shitty sharpshooter but that wins it. Okay then.




MLP/ROH Global Wars is recapped and we get Ricochet talking about The Demand vs. Kenny, Jack, and Brody King on Dynamite. Mina and the Birds win a squash. Two Birds hit on Nixi XS and the Mina figure four wins it. The Birds ramble for a century before Thekla thankfully interrupts and says they can't handle her or the Sisters or THE TRIANGLE OF MAADDNESSS! Mina wants a trios tag to beat the piss out of them. DCF promo and Fletcher wants the World title. MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORYYYYY!


Ciampa vs. Ace Austin is up and Ace gets a rolling droptoehold and tornado kick on the ground! APRON PK BY AUSTIN! Collision is on Thursday this week. LONG SIDE HEADLOCK isn't exactly helping this show out. Springboard gamenguri by Austin! Gutwrench powerbomb gets 2.9! Project Ciampa hits for 2.9! Fosbury flop by Austin! Avalanche air raid hits for 2.9! Kneeling chop by Ciampa before Austin gets some kneeling overhands! Discus lariat misses for Ciampa and Austin nails a shortarm lariat! BLACK MASS BY AUSTIN! DEADLIFT DVD INTO THE CORNER BY AUSTIN! APRON BELLY TO BELLY BY CIAMPA! DRIVING BARE KNEE HITS AND WINS IT! Okay this got really good. Ciampa went to knee Juice but JUICE CAUGHT HIM so that's a future match.



Lexy is with the Rascalz and their match is next. The Babes of Wrath BREAKUP BACKSTAGE!? As buddies. Well that was weird. Davis with a fireman's carry toss of Wentz into a nasty kick by Kyle! Buncha kicks and stunners and a codebreaker for Fletcher. DUNKZILLA DRIVER wins it. Okada vs. Knight is the main event! Knight promo before THE DEATH RIDERS are back and Mox says he has no sympathy for anyone - let alone Ospreay because he won't stand between someone and the consequences of their actions. 





Knight fakes out an Irish Whip RESULTING IN OKADA JUMPING FOR A LEAPFROG. YOU MADE OKADA JUMP! BITCH! UFO splash gets 2 during the break. Nigel - I told my mother I was in Cedar Rapids today. She asked what state it was in and I said terrible. Double bird by Okada! THAT GODDAMN DROPKICK BY OKADA! POP-UP RANA BY KNIGHT! COAST TO COAST HITS OKADA ON THE ARM for 2.9! UFO SPLASH HITS but Okada gets the knees up! Rainmaker MEETS A FLASH CRADLE FOR 2.9! Okada drops down on a victory roll and uses the rope to win. Well they've got another one in there with Knight having his shoulder up.







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