Well it's a pretty massive day globally and house-wise, we got 1/3 of the railings back up and about 15 bags of trash out so it was pretty dense productivity-wise. Very draining though physically and emotionally. MJF comes out and complains about Revolution's stips because HE'S A REAL PRO WRESTLER! AND HE'S THE BEST WRESTLER ALIVE! Kevin Knight comes out to his slick theme and MJF gives him 80% of the promo and MJF demands a match for the World title to prove that he's the present and the future in El Paso.
Ciampa vs. Lethal is hyped and we get the Death Riders vs. DCF again with PAC, Yuta, Garcia, and Claudio against RPG Vice, Lance and Josh before the Riders pushup before the match with Mox on commentary with FUCK DON CALLIS/FUCK ICE TOO starting. T-Shirt Wrestler Rocky Romero is here and MJF vs. Knight is official. Danny and Rocky work really well together as does Claudio and Archer. Josh gets a chinlock on Pac before Claudio hits Trent with a very European uppercut while Tony gets in a Jos LeDuc reference. CHOKESLAM TO YUTA BUT THE BEANIE IS ON! Marina jumps on Lance and gets thrown off before eating kicks from Pac and Yutes. RING AROUND THE ROSEY BEATDOWN! Yuta BUSAIKU OFF THE SLICED BREAD AVOIDANCE wins it!
AND THEN A GIANT BRAWL BREAKS OUT! Ciampa vs. Lethal gives Ciampa his full intro and Lethal now has full Jeff Jarrett gear despite that team seemingly being gone. Birds are out to face Gypsy Mac and Tyra Russamee and squash them after an IINSPIRATION video. $200,000 tag is set for Collision and we get Fletcher out with Pinkie for the debut of Protokada! Fletcher and Darius shine together and Kyle gets 2 off a Michinoku driver. Brainbuster wins it for PROTOKADA!
Fletcher hypes up the future of ProtoKada as the GREATEST CHAMPIONS IN COMPANY HISTORY and now they're together as PROTOKADA and they're unstoppable! Enter JetSpeed, who invite a Trios title match against them and any of the 12,000 members of the DCF! Toni vs. Zayda is up and Zayda boots her ass and hits a draping codebreaker. TRIPLE GERMANS BY TONI! Hip attack and the Storm Zero win it! Toni yoinks Yuta's beanie!
Hook promo on the Opps and Bowens wants to join the Opps and they act like Shibata's Hook's camera guy and he needs to be a killer to join - he'll think about it. Sisters of Sin are out to face Kris and Thunder Rosa. Jula hits a forearm and double boot codebreaker to the gut - nice! Fever to Julia and the fire driver wins it! Thekla can't stand two DUMB BITCHES! CMONTELLHERHOWIBEATYOU! Tremendous delivery.
Andrade vs. Ishii is up for the main event. Ishii is all taped up and busted his leg up too and he's just invincible. Andrade wins with the DM in a pretty physical match after having Becca as his baddie. We're also getting Bandido vs. Andrade at the PPV!
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