Tony Schiavone is mid-ring for a thing with Kenny Omega and Swerve with Swerve talking shit about how Kenny was gone when he was taking over AEW, and he feels like a false prophet and Swerve isn't a God but THE CHURCH DOES SAY WHOSE HOUSE. Kenny says he isn't the God and he doesn't have the power of one, but it's in the eye of the bolder for the fans to cheer for him and FOR ONE LAST TIME WIN IT! Kenny says Brody is the most dangerous man and we get a FUCK ICE yell and they brawl! V TRIGGER AGAINST THE STAGE! Swerve avoids an OWA off the stage with a screwdriver shot and spears him off through tables! This ruled!
Death Riders vs. DCF is up with Claudio and his mask doing a cool little hop-dance thing with a group! Claudio and Davis are fantastic together and Claudio struggles to even get that house of a man up. Pac in his Stampede singlet is still odd. Mox and Takeshita are in and fantastic together, ditto Claudio and Takeshita. Kenny vs. Swerve on Dynamite next week - so I guess Kenny will miss the PPV and Mox beats Josh to win it. This was fantastic stuff.
Fletcher wins a shoulderblock exchange but his DOUBLE BICEP POSE meets a boot! Fletcher sets the steps up but EATS AN AIR RAID CRASH/PSYCHO DRILLER ON THEM! Gamenguri to Ciampa up top and a corner Helluva kick and brainbuster combo hit halfway, but Ciamp elbows out of the brainbuster BUT IT HITS FOR 2.9! THREE DRIVING KNEES BY CIAMPA HIT FOR 2.99!
Lawndart and the helluva kick BUT A DRIVING KNEE AND BRAINBUSTER HIT FOR CIAMPA TO GET 2.999! BURNING LARIAT AND THE SHEER DROP BRAINBUSTER WIN IT! Fletcher says he's defending his TNT Title in Sydney and HE'S THE GREATEST TNT CHAMPION TO EVER LIVE! And now it's MARK BRISCOE TIME! And he'll beat him in Sydney and it's going to be the final chapter! Whoever wins in Sydney will be the best and it's a ladder match. Danny Garcia and his airbrushed hoodie are out with Clark Connors and he's got a tron and theme and it seems like he's either signed or on a dual deal. They'll face OC and Roddy WHO IS NOT A MEMBER OF THE CONGLOMERATION but has a plain black shirt and not his Paragon shirt on. SHIRT LORE!
OC eats a beating and OCS UP with a nip up in his pockets. Roddy is DONE WITH HIS SHIT but OC STILL WINS thanks to Darby saving and Danny eating a cradle. Toni and LUTHA are here and she's going to take out the mixed martial arsehole and Wheeler is the most annoying little shit she's ever seen BUT MARINA HAS MINA CHOKED and WHEELER CUTS HER HAIR!
JetSpeed says they want more tag titles or maybe some singles belts too like with Hangman. JET SET RODEO WANTS ALL THE GOLD! SUPPPERKICK PARRTTTYY! Bucks are out for the 3-way with the Rascalz and THE RETURNING PRIVATE PARTY! Party match time with crazy shit across the board and Matt works really well with Myron Reed, who is now getting a chance to shine nationally. Doublestomp>powerbomb slingshot countered by a rana! DOUBLE SHELTON SUPERKICK to Quen and they Metlzer driver Reed to win it and get the tag title shot!
FTR and Big Stoke (who needs your help) are out and Dax talks shit and EATS A SUPERKICK! WILL OSPREAY GREAT BABYFACE video. BRODY KING IS A BIG BAG HOOTING MOTHERFUCKER video package! Thekla vs. Kris is up and Kris finally gets her big intro with the COSMIC KILLER bands.
Stat is gashed up early and then the tarantula choke is locked on after an ad break in the overrun. The ropes are caked in blood and the crossbody off the top gets 2. SUPERKICK BY STAT! Thekla sits up on the buckle and straps her a bunch and then Stat straps Thekla! Stat puts the bloody strap around her AND TOMBSTONES HER!
Julia comes in AND A SPEAR HITS for 2.9! ARMTIED CURB STOMP WINS IT AND THEKLA'S THE CHAMP! The Sisters beat up Stat but THE BRAWLING BIRDS SAVE!
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