Zero Hour starts off with a rundown of the card. WINDSAH vs. Shafir starts the card off and Marina gets 2 off a triangle pin and a spiking uranage gets 2. PENTA DRIVER WINS IT! Thekla video package and KAMILLE WINS A SQUASH AND WILLOW BRAWLS! Perry vs. Davis is up and Jack avoids a ringpost powerslam with a shoulder charge. Nigel gets in a Jack be nimble reference after Davis bodies him. Suplex toss ON THE APRON FROM THE APRON from Davis! Enzuiguri hits for Davis, but a flash rana wins it for Perry!
Hyan and Maya World face off with Divine Dominion now and they shine before getting destroyed by Bayne. They switch things up by not having a match bleed into the PPV, which is good formatting-wise. Bucks vs. Takeshita and Okada starts and I think Varsity Club Okada will have more action than Mike Rotunda. Dropkick to Takeshita leads to a senton on Okada! Nick gets a diamond dust on the floor on Takeshita! A bunch of batshit insane stuff happens until Okada steals their gear and does goofy shit. THE OKADAPOWERS EXPLODE and the Bucks win after Takeshita allows a Metlzer driver!
Ricochet vs. JERICHO is up and Jericho looks good. They do basically a fun Memphis legends match with Jericho eating a DVD on the apron but getting MOUNTED PUNCHES IN THE CORNER up top. SPIRIT GUN AND THE LIONSAULT WINS IT!
Andrade vs. Darby starts off with Andrade being a dick and putting him up top for a slap to the chest. THREE AMIGOS WITH THE THIRD SENDING DARBY INTO THE BUCKLE! Darby turns an avalanche Angle slam INTO A CROSSFACE! Goofy shit from Andrade and he eats a Coffin Drop but ANDRADE GRABS AUBRE'YS HAND TO STOP THE COUNT after stripping. DARBY GETS A FLASH CRADLE AND WINS IT!
FTR vs. Cope and Cage and THE FANS SING COPE'S SONG even with him in that babyshit green gear. Cage chops away at Cash before they double-boomerang Cope on the rope. Cage does his rope choke on both guys. Edgeucator before STEREO CROSSFACES! BIG STOKE FUCKS UP AND A SPEAR TO DAX GETS 2! FTR HITS SUPERKICKS MOCKING THE BUCKS! SHATTER MACHINE WINS IT FOR FTR! Wow!
TNT Title time and Rush and Ciampa stiff each other until Bandido is out! Bailey and Clon run amok too before TRUNKS PAC IS BACK! BANDIDO AND BAILEY DOUBLE SUPERKICK PAC! Jetspeed is out and hits some cool double team offense on Rush before Rush massacres Bowens in the corner. Clon double stomp to Bowens but he eats Project Ciampa! FROG SPLASH HITS FOR THE JET AND HE WINS IT!
Thekla vs. Hayter is up and Thekla hits a big spear and the grounded octopus before the ropes. Thekla bullies her and says I SAAAAIIIDDGETTAOUTTAMYRING! Basement superkick and buzzsaw kick by Thekla gets 2! O'Connor roll with a Backlund bridge AND THE ROPES wins it for Thekla and WINDSAH is pissed.
Mox vs. Ospreay starts off with HIDDEN BLADES! Mox catches the Oscutter into a Paradigm BUT A FLASH HIDDEN BLADE HITS! SHIBATA CORNER ELBOWS BY OSPREAY! Mox gets a jackknife and EATS A CLASH FOR 2! BULLDOG CHOKE BY OSPREAY! PILEDRIVER ON THE STEPS FROM MOX GETS A 2.9 AFTER A NEAR COUNTOUT! DEATH RIDER WINS IT! The Dogs defend the Trios belts after Connors fucks a couch. Gabe's arm gets fucked up and KYLE WINS IT AND HE WINS IT IN HIS HOMETOWN!
Main event time and Kenny gets the God of Pro Wrestling entrance! Mr Sinister entrance for MJF and he gets the rings out. Panama Sunrise gets an ADAM COLE BAYBAY! AVALANCHE DESTROYER TO KENNY but Omega gets a Kinshasa for 2! Moonsault off the top to the floor by Omega! AVALANCHE OWA but Max goes to the floor! V TRIGGER and a snapdragon! V TRIGGER TO THE DOME GETS 2.9! MJF AVOIDS AN OWA AND HITS A SPIKED CROSSRHODES AND STEEN PACKAGE PILEDRIVER FOR 2.9! Kenny runs wild with MURDER IBU UNLEASHED! BANG V TRIGGER! MJF pulls Bryce into the V TRIGGER! And he takes the ring out that the ref took away! OWA HITS EVEN WITH HIM AVOIDING THE RING BUT THERE'S NO REF! Turner counts 2.9! MJF hits the tombstone off the apron using the ring and the heat seeker wins it!
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