Saturday, April 18, 2026

WWE WrestleMania 42 Night 1 4-18-26



 

Gonna do quick hits for a lot of this just due to work being tiring. Opening multi-tag was fine - Logan Paul turning on iShow was predictable but smart. Fatu vs. Drew was maybe the best WWE brawl since Drew-Punk and they each took some big bumps. Drew is all marked up. Paige returns to replace Nikki and won with the Rampaige after Nikki hits Charlotte with her crutch. AJ Lee and Becky had their best match yet and Becky won after sending AJ into JESSICA KARR THE CROOKED REF and the manhandle wins it.




Gunther vs. Seth is up with a strong brawl to start before Seth goes for a discus forearm and eats a lariat. Seth avoids a diving splash and gets an RNC! Running stomp on the announce table by Stomp! Bron's back and destroys Seth! Gunther RNC wins it! HOF runthrough and Steph main events of course. 


Stephanie Vaquer vs. Liv is up and Liv gets 2 off a sunset bomb. SVB gets 2 and Liv wins after goons interfere and the flatliner wins it. Cena announces fake attendance and BIANCA RETURNS! And she looks pregnant and hey she is and Cena undercuts it with his fake stuff. Main event time. 


Orton vs. Cody is up after 200 years and Orton is SO SLOW. Cody beats up Pat and Jelly Roll elbows him through the announce table. THEY SLOW IT DOWN WITH HOLDS! RKO TO RANDY GETS 2! RKO TO Cody gets 2. RKO TO ROBINSON AFTER he gets his eye poked. Cody punts him in the balls! RKO done shittily off a shitty Cody Cutter. Pat counts 2! RKO TO PAT AND CODY WINS WITH THE CROSS RHODES!? What!?


Orton holds the belt and PUNTS HIM and holds it again. Aight that was sure a match.





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