OBA! OBA! OBA! TIE-UP TO START! Oba eats 2 lariats without budging and OBA DOWNS HIM WITH ONE! Brock pulls him out and throws him into the LED posts - which do sound better than the steel ones. RELEASE GERMANS TO OBA! Back elbow counters a fourth German and TWO CORNER UPPERCUTS! F5 HITS OBA! CHOKESLAM BY FEMI! FALL FROM GRACE WINS IT! The meat division is safe!
And Brock sells the powerbomb for minutes and leaves his gear in the ring - so wow, it looks like he's done. Holy shit - not doing Gunther!? He hugs Heyman and that is it. Wow - well that was the perfect final program for him.
Ads aplenty and we get JOBBER ENTRANCES FOR MANIA IN THE LADDER MATCH! Cole says that Havoc '97 was a ladder match. Penta gets an MK Shao Khan entrance! Not really much to the match until Rey hangs off the ladder by his legs which is like...not smart. Rey puts Rusev through a ladder bridge with a seated senton to the floor. JD hits a Spanish fly off the ladder to Lee. Penta hits a destroyer to JD to a ladder bridge! Rusev takes JeVon off the belt and he wants the belt. OG CUTTER TO RUSEV! Penta destroyer off the ladder to Je'Von! Penta retains.
Sami is out in green and black and Trick has a gigantic coat/robe train. Sami gets some shit ground and pound and beats up Yachty. Twirly kick hits thanks to Yachty and gets 2! Trick Shot is avoided and Sami gets a schoolboy for 2 and a corner exploder for the Helluva! TRICK SHOT HITS AND TRICK WINS IT! Dom vs. Balor is up in a street fight with pin/submission rules. Dom comes out on the cheapest-looking sedan in WWE history. Dom gets an entrance that um...resembles a Klan rally and Demon gets a weird stick with spikes on it. 619 with a chair by Dom and Dom chairs him a ton to the back. Balor wins it.
Rhea vs. Jade is up and Jade having her WWE presentation be the TNA Version of her AEW presentation is still hilarious. Rhea goes for the edge, but Jade's goons attack to set up Iyo saving I'm sure. ONE WINGED ANGEL HITS FOR 2! Iyo saves in Mania gear! Rhea gets a headbutt and Riptide misses AND THE PUMP KICK HITS. Rhea avoids Jaded and wins with Riptide! She celebrates with Iyo and Cena announces 55K for night two and THE MIZ INTERRUPTS! Danhausen and "THE MIDGETS!" as Cole calls them when Dwarfhausen is right there and they attack Kit's balls and smoke goes off and the lighting is still on so he just kinda has to hop under the apron so...oh well.
Roman gets ROMAN COLUMNS! Roman is fucking ripped. Jesus. Punk's out to his first ROH theme and then nothing. Side headlock city, bitch! Walk and brawl. Punk avoids the corner charge with a knee and a series of shortarm lariats. They walk and brawl and walk and walk and brawl. Roman beats him up in a tree of woe outside and powerbombs him through an announce table. Desperation GTS gets 2.
Flash spear and quick cover gets 2 for Roman. Punk avoids a Roman GTS and Cro Cop kicks him for 2. Punk does a Superman punch about as quickly as Liddell would have before the final Tito fight for 2. SPEAR but Punk meets the front choke! Vise but Roman turns it into another front choke! Roman upkick sends Punk down into another front choke! Punk gets a headbutt and sends them both down!
Punk with a ballshot an GTS for 2.9! Flying elbow through the other announce table for Punk. Punk falls into a GTS position and Punk collapses. They both sell death via exhaustion and Roman gets a DESPERATION SPEAR and wins the World Title - so he's headed to Raw!
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