HBK starts the show coming out in this shitty looking building and three people chant HBK while Sexxy Red comes out to no reaction and Booker T annoys the shit out of the world. After 200 years, Lola vs. Kendal vs. Jacy begins - only a minor exaggeration there as it's 7:18 before it starts. Nice PK from Jayne to Kendal. Lola double assalanches everyone twice. Jacy pump knee to Grey gets 2 thanks to Lola saving. Grey gets an ankle lock on Jacy before her tits fall out a ton with the screen blackout. DIVING FLATLINER BY GREY! Lola backfist to Jacy wins it!
HORRIFYING visuals air for the ad break before we get a Zaruca video to set up...the Americanos going for the tag titles. Dunne eats a slingshot spear for 2. Bate DOUBLE NORTHERN LIGHTS THEM AT ONCE! Dunne gets 2 off a Michinoku driver/dropkick combo. Grande gives Dunne a plate and the Project gets a powerslam/suplex for 2. Avalanche rana and double splashes hit for 2.9. Bitter End hits for 2.9. Grande hits a running headbutt to Drake and a double stomp/deathdrop wins it before a fan loses his goddamn mind.
ZARUCA POWERS EXPLODE NEXT! They both come off as heelish in the video package. Zaria has SUCH A GREAT FACE FOR WRESTLING. Lordy. Sol jumps her and gets a back elbow to the neck as she kneels down. Brogue kick by Zaria on the floor before she slams her into the announce table. Zaria chokes her in the corner and is the character heel here. Sol eats a spear, but gets a standing shotgun dropkick. Back and forth Germans. SOL SNATCHER ON THE RAMP! A SECOND ONE IN THE RING GETS 2.9! Springboard 450 nothing gets the spear and the F5! FOR A 2.9! They bond on the mat before A SERIES OF HEADBUTTS AND ZARIA WANTS AN AVALANCHE F5! X Factor and the SOL SNATCHER WINS IT!? Okay so then she's the heel against Lola.
Lola chats with Stone and they have some horrible dialogue and Lola shakes her ass with Red. Gargano vs. Bourne is up. Bourne gets 2 off a fisherman buster but Johnny gets the Escape! JOHNNY TAKEOVER IS BACK and BOURNE AGAIN hits twice and wins it. Blake vs. Tater is up and Blake gets a draping German and a crossface resulting in Booker saying RAGTAGGIN! a bunch. TATER GETS A SUPERKICK! They sit and boot each other in the tits for a while before TATER GETS A SUPERPLEX AND A REVOLVING DOOR SUPLEX but Blake gets the hard headbutt. Tater eats the glamour shot and hits her finish to win. Darkstate bickers.
NXT Title time and it feels like Page wins it. Everyone just avoids and hits finishers for a while. Tony gets a sea of German suplexes before eating a floating DDT from Hendry. Spear by Tony during an Ovation to Starks. Starks tornado DDT to Henry on a chair for 2. Page powerslams Starks through the announce table hood bridge on the apron.
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