AEW Dynamite 8-12-26

 

Interesting week - got my ID situation sorted out with HSN and they'll just put me in a later class, which is worlds better than having to wait 90 days. Plus, it gives me an extra week to work with for the psych evaluation! Ospreay calls out Kenny for not being in Mexico BUT HE'S HERE TONIGHT EARNING HIS CHECK! Don comes out and runs down Kenny's accomplishments and says hey they're in Vegas where the company was born and he had to stab Kenny in the face! Ospreay won when Don was in his corner and Kenny beat him when he was in Kenny's corner! Davis, Doyle, and RPG Vice attack him before KENNY SAVES!

He yells him he warned up, but one upside to having your heart on your sleeve is YOU DON'T THINK and Will refuses his help. Paul, Ex, and Tony are on the call. MJF vs. Speedball vs. Nick Wayne is up BUT FIRST an Andrade Grand Slam Mexico recap. Cool back and forth by Nick and Bailey before Bailey TAPS HIM ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD AW DANG! Bailey apron pump kick and an orihara moonsault to Wayne! Bailey SSP to MJF is rolled through AND A FALCON ARROW TO WAYNE and an SSP HITS FOR 2! ProdigyPlex gets 2! Corner kick by Bailey, but MJF throws him out and MJF beats Wayne with the Fujiawara.

MJF does an Andrade fakeout and he says God isn't listening - just the Devil! Divine Dominion mocks the Birds in the Birds' Bar. Jay shockingly is STILL WRESTLING TONIGHT despite being covered up and Mick loves the Bang Bang part of the gang. White vs. Finlay is up and they have a good back and forth before a deadlift German by Jay gets 2. BladeRunner wins it after 10 kinda okay minutes. Hangman and Brodido are out and SWERVE INTERRUPTS! He says they're all truama-bonded due to him and Hanger says Swerve's done some shit but has nothing to show for it AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR RICOCHET! Ricochet tells themt l all GET TO STEPPIN. Mone's beating of Willow earlier on social is shown. 

Knight vs. Jericho is up and Jericho gets the avalanche rana for 2. Jericho pals around with Paul in a cute bit. LEAPING LARIAT BY KNIGHT TO THE FLOOR! Liontamer is on but DON HITS THE SCREWDRIVER! COAST TO COAST! 2.9! Codebreaker gets 2 for Jericho. Crash Landing uranage wins it! Claudio and Pac chat us up and Mox says in fabulous Vegas, it could end for him tonight with a roll of the dice. Kris vs. Viva is up. 

Jericho vs. Knight for the TNT Title is up.

Kris beats viva and Mick chats her up and shouts out Noelle with a Kris shirt on and TK apparently announced a TBS Title match with Shida and Persephone. Persephone's siren theme is perfect and they're facing Thunder and Maya. They have a very boring match and Maya beats Shida with the blockbuster hold. Darby video and Don says there's a former International Champion that wants a title shot and it'll be Kyle vs. Takeshita and AND OKADA! Perry gets the absolute shick beaten out of him and he's beaten bloody and it's almost a ref stoppage. JACK SLAPS HIM! HE FLIPS HIM OFF! STRUGGLE PILEDRIVER BY JACK NO! SNARETRAP! BULLDOG CHOKE! HE'S OUT BUT NO! RNC IS ON!