Raw has nothing announced so it's a mystery show, which is pretty neat in a way. We get SHIELD LORE to start off. Roman gets his belt and walks out and after NINE MINUTES, Roman hits the ring and yells IOWA ACKNOWLEDGE ME! Anyway, LA Knight is out and wants Roman TONIGHT or whenever. Cell recap. Folks walk in and it's time for JeVon against Ethan Page and they have a match in PIP before Jevon gets the OG Cutter to win. AND BIG CASS KICKS HIS ASS. Lordy this company.
Roman tells Jacob to not trust Royce and he'll take out LA. We get Trumpian propaganda with the Presidential fitness stuff and Royce tells Fatu he's family and they argue and they face off in a street fight. Okay then. Judgment Day is out and Liv is annoying. Roxy faces Sol and Sol gets a surfboard. Boo/yay strikes and Ruca avoids the code red and an X Factor hits for Ruca. Liv gets involved for a DQ. Tremendous. AND THEN SOL EATS EVERYONE'S FINISH. Okay well that's stupid. Becky is back as a face it would seem and she wants Liv's belt and Stephanie Vaquer is back to go for it too I guess.
The "I STAND ALONE" video airs for Brock and Oba talks to Heyman about thanking Brock. Oba said Brock came back to make sure he was the right man and The Vision interrupts him as he leaves. Okay so why not have Brock and Oba win the tag belts. Breakker kills Hendry, who gets no intro. Welp I'd avoid picking up my phone during cuts week. TOZAWA makes the same for Hendry. Yikes. Cass says he's back after 8 years at rock bottom and it's nothing personal with Je'Von, but he's here to stack bodies.
Gable says it's been 10 years...wow that's a year less than Bret's whole WWF run. Penta gives him his flowers and Dom is out and I guess Penta beats him for the Mega title at a TripleMania. But first HOLLA HOLLA TAG MATCH. Really not much to this beyond Gable being the face in peril. Penta driver got 2 thanks to JD and Gable wins with the Chaos Theory. Bron threatens Heyman over Oba. We get Keys-Fatu lore about them being buddies and making no money and sleeping on each others' couches getting into wrestling and we start with HOLDS. Keys trucks him. Keys tackles him through the barricade during the DIGIORNO BREAK. Kendo sticks and chairs. Fatu gets the implant DDT for 2 AND THAT'S A GANGREL HOMAGE - now it makes sense. Avalanche powerslam through chairs for 2.9! Tongan death grip wins it via passout.
Jacob beats him up more with the assalanche and another and then he just dances around. BUT ROMAN IS HERE.
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