Mixed fight with the Riders and Conglomeration starts us off and it's a tornado match, and it should be a riot. Mox is on comms and chews out Danny for rolling around before Marina and KOR go for an armbar exchange. OVERHAND EXCHANGES by Willow and Marina! Roddy and Willow chop away at Claudio and OC takes him down with a satellite DDT. Area code headscissor driver by Marina to OC! CLAUDIO HITS DANNY WITH AN UPPERCUT ON THE FLOOR AND A FLIP SELL! DEATH RIDERS HUDDLE DURING THE BREAK!
They talk about the huddle and Excalibur talks about it being tough since Will fell ass over teakettle and it's a TORNADO OF BADASSERY and they just came up with it on live TV and it's fun! GIANT SWING TO OC BY CLAUDIO! KOR avoids an uppercut and hits a flying knee! RODDY AND MARINA GO AT IT AND Willow uses a senton to get Roddy out of the mother's milk! BUSAIKU KNEES BY YUTA! ASSISTED NEUTRALIZER WINS IT! Nick Wayne and Jericho is up with Nick Wayne in yet another cheap as hell entrance robe.
Walk and brawl before Nick counters an axehandle with a dropkick and the avalanche rana hits Nick in ALL FOUR CORNERS. Jericho's got the French flag colors for JERICHO on his gear too. Nick gets a low blow and cradle for 2 and WAYNE'S WORLD WINS IT! Takeshita wants gold in Clockwork Carnage! Qualifier is up with Moriarty against Speedball. Some cool matrix freeze kicks and counters before a cradle gets 2 on Moriarty. Tornado kick in the corner and Ultima Weapon wins it! Ricochet wants in Clockwork Carnage as a result of being the first National Champion and he'll face Ace on Dynamite. Swerve vs. Carlie Bravo is up and Swerve shines in a solid outing with the draping neckbreaker acting as a setup for the rolling flatliner and the House call, which is just a calf kick really now and the swerve stomp wins it.
Kidd and the Death Riders are backstage and the Riders give Kidd some structure to his promo because he brings up RATS but it doesn't dominate the framework. Marina cuts a killer promo about it being the Death Riders against the world and now it's Mox vs. Davis at Wrestle Dream. Oku and Blair are out to face Andrade for the National title. Oku gets a driving knee for 2. Shotgun knees, elbow of death and the DM win it for Andrade.
He's waiting for the right time to cash in his contract but CIAMPA WANTS GOLD so boom and they shake and Ciampa gives him the kiss of death AND THE FANS SING CIAMPA'S THEME! Ciampa lays him out with the knee and holds the belt. Sisters of Sin, WRATHLANDER, and Divine Dominion.
Birds are out for commentary, but mainly to take free bread and booze - just copious amounts of booze and bread. And they just ramble on between drinks before brawling breaks out and Hayter goes DING DING DING!
They talk about Lena's feet and Ex says there's no kink shaming, which Hayter reiterates. They share with Arkady and exclude Nigel and they talk about how good carbs are and they tell Tony to not worry about how fat he is. And everyone makes points and gets confused because there's 200 people on commentary. Nigel brings up everyone in this wanting the Brits with the tits and we get a few double teams. STEREO TOWER OF DOOM BY WRATHLANDR! Stat hits a double rana off the chokeslam attempt and Hartless is turned into night fever!
Dogs vs. Bucks are up and they have a fun brawl and basically a tornado match before a double superkick and the BTE trigger wins it. It's been a crazy night of wrestling, but Collision was a better overall show than MITB easily - way more fun. JetSpeed vs. The Bucks are up for the PPV and they beat up the Bucks!
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