MITB recap and Joe Tess kills all the suspense for the 946 by just being Joe Tess. Penta is out with a cool custom case and pyro. He thanks the fans and JeVon tells him he earned it. Rey vs. Cass WITH A JOBBER INTRO AGAIN and he elbows his way out of a 619 to a YOU STILL SUCK chant. Dragon Lee attacks Cass and REY WINS!? Oh man is Cass done. Pearce tells the ref to let things slide. Liv is a bitch to Chelsea, who is such a good babyface and Chelsea vs. Perez is made because sure why not. Chelsea hits goons with a dive and throws Liv over the desk and Pop Rocks wins it...um well that's odd. Horrid booking for Chelsea here.
Oba struts out and Heyman rambles and Oba tells him he's not a Heyman guy, he's an Oba Femi guy! Lyra does her annoying gimmick to set up her vs. Iyo and maybe Chelsea faces Roxy one day. Gable vs. Fenix is up and Gable is out BUT BEFORE THAT, we get Solo arguing with LA. FENIX GETS NO INTRO boy howdy. Back and forth sends Gable to the floor off a vaulting leg lift before a break. Outside-in destroyer is met with a northern lights by Gable. Moonsault and Angle slam gets 2 for Gable. Fenix gets a tornado kick for 2. Catching superkick gets 2 for Fenix as does a Gable deadlift German. MASSIVE moonsault block by Fenix gets 2.9! ROPEWALK PK BY FENIX AND THE FROG SPLASH GETS 2. Back and forth ankle locks before Gable gets a grapevine BUT FENIX MAKES THE ROPES! MMB turned into a mid-ring ankle grapevine ankle lock for the win!
AN AD FOR HEEL SUPERVILLAIN MICHAEL HAYES AIRS and Becky bitches. 946 hops out of their panel truck. 946 has no theme which is a better move than this Usos theme and Solo is just...doing his normal intro. Brawl and Joe Tess just ruins everything with his call of THIS HAS NO STRUCTURE OF A MATCH well thanks. Jey gets a whisper to the floor on a pile and IS THANKFULLY CAUGHT. PEW PEW PEW PEW HIP ATTACK and spinning Solo gets 2 when Parker takes out the ref. Dive by Jimmy onto Bronco off the steps. Jey with a balcony dive and Parker dives too. Samoan drop off the steps through the announce table by Solo! Superfly dive and the spike to Keys is up BUT A NEW MEMBER OF 946 IS HERE! IT'S CARMELO HAYES! Tess just calls him Carmelo FRIGGIN Hayes. ugh. Jim eats a beating.
Tess kills more of this by saying THEY'RE RADIATING VIOLENCE and we get more of a beating and whatever.
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