We've got a Tailgate Brawl tonight with Perry vs. Shibata in what should be a really fun match and a literal tailgate with them as Perry and Luchasaurus are preparing hot dogs for fans in the parking lot. Shibata vs. Perry starts off and SHIBATA GETS HIS FULL INTRO! Perry wants to dominate on the mat and that goes poorly, so he wants a strike exchange and that goes worse. Then it's just TONS of back and forth overhand and knife-edge chops including a cool one on the barricade during the break. RANA BY SHIBATA!? Turned into a PK countered INTO A SNARETRAP! Dropkick by Perry and a Tiger driver gets 2! Perry wants the knee BUT EATS A MASSIVE CHOP! Corner chops by Shibata set up a snapmare and sleeper BUT THE BRET PIN WINS IT!
JOE IS BACK to JOE JOE JOE chants because HE'S JOE! Joe headbutts him off the demand of a handshake which like...yeah Joe's not wrong there. Sisters of Sin are here to face Aminata and Mina. Nice work with Mina getting 2 off a tornillo to the ring as Skye rocks the Chicago flag. Handspring forearm by Skye to Queen. There's a fantastic exchange with Tony talking about Julia's evolution from cheerleader to now and Taz says it's the business and then they bring up him ever being a happy person and he says the streets have no name and Ex says they do, it's how you tell them apart and it's all just glorious. Queen gets a swinging fisherman neckbreaker on Skye! Code Blue on Mina wins it!
Mick chats with the Bang Bang Gang and COACH JUICE and they're goofy. TAILGATE BRAWL TIME MNF intros for the football match for the babyfaces and JAY WHITE DOES THE HEISMAN POSE and hits a swanton to the floor. FAMOUSER ON THE KEG TO FINLAY! THE COACHES BATTLE AND MY MONEY'S ON MARINA! THE FOLD TO FINLAY! BLADERUNNER TO YUTA ENDS IT WITH 50 SECONDS TO SPARE!
Cool generational hype video hyping up Borden. PAC vs. Andrade starts things off. German hits for 2.5! Pac hits the Tito forearm after a floor brawl and Pac DENIES THE PANTS but then Andrade gets them off...eventually... POP-UP TORNILLO HITS! SELFIE SPOT BUT MARINA ATTACKS AND FLIPS HIM OFF until Pac hits a moonsault block on the floor! 450 OFF THE LITERAL TOP ROPE by Pac gets 2! AVALANCHE RANA TO ANDRADE and the elbow of death hits and he rolls outside! BELLY TO BELLY BY PAC TO ANDRADE AGAINST THE BARRICADE for a 9.5 count. BLACK ARROW MISSES and Marina prevents the DM! POISON RANA HITS AND THE LARIAT HITS! BRUTALIZER IS TURNED INTO A CRADLE TO WIN IT!
IT'S STEVE and Darby time! Cool hype video for the talent involved, but focusing on Borden. Sexy Steve runs wild with punches and backhands... JAYSUS a massive dropkick to Knight. Hot tag to Borden leads to tackles and clotheslines to STEVE chants. Borden and Knight go to recreate the Ricochet rumble mid-air spot and that's a ref stoppage for the head bonk and Arkady just sounds bored. Steven hit hard on his head there too and that's tough.
Persephone is up for the TBS Title and it's Dani Luna! Big tieup and she overpowers Persy before Brit chokes her on the rope. Dani is so good that she's got the crowd into this match despite Borden's injury. SLINGSHOT BLUE THUNDER BOMB BY DANI GETS 2! APRON GERMAN WITH A BRIDGE BY PERSY! DEADLIFT BACK SUPLEX GETS 2 FOR DANI! Fireman's carry bomb gets 2.5 when Britt pulls Dani's hair AND DANI TOPES HER! The Bomb hits and wins it! These two were in a literally impossible spot and STILL won the crowd over, so kudos to them for that.
Ciampa vs. Okada is up and they have a good match until Okada goes for flip Ciampa's daughter off until Jessie Ward tells her it's okay to flip him off so it's DOUBLE BIRD TIME! Release German by Ciampa BUT THE DROPKICK HITS! Project Ciampa hits and THE DROPKICK HITS BUT THE RAINMAKER DOESN'T. THE KNEE HITS FOR 2.9! CIAMPA HITS HIS OWN OKADA DROPKICK! Okada avoids a rainmaker and gets a shortarm lariat! RAINMAKER FLOWSION! RAINMAKER WINS IT!
Nigel is out for the show starting with the women's tag title match. Walk and brawling birds until Lena lands a powerbomb off the apron. Nasty cane shots from Bayne to WINDSAH before Bayne gets sliced up. Bayne gets a barricade and the birds double suplex Lena into a corner barricade. HAYTER EATS A CORNER DVD INTO A BARB WIRE BOARD! KROSS HAS TACKS! 2 birds one stone on the tacks and Jamie just gets tacks all in her ass. Ouch. Lena was laughing throughout the pin too, so hey, maybe she got some in a rather wacky place.
Trios title time and the New Level's is Flash and Swerve is reverse Flash. Fulcrum kick by Kofi to Bandido and then the froggy body gets 2 for Kofi. Swerve dances and Hanger calls him a motherfucker before they go at it 2 years after ALL OUT's bloodbath. Brody tope and Bandido hits a ringpost moonsault! BUCKSHOT! HOUSE CALL AND THE BIG PRESSURE WIN IT!
Thekla vs. Willow is up and Thekla is the coolest person on Earth! Nice stiff fast-paced match here. MASSIVE forearm by Thekla! SPIDERWALK SPEAR GETS 2! SPIDERWALK BY WILLOW before a Phenomenal Combo by Thekla! The Sisters attack but Julia gets taken out and a belt shot misses and gets 2 for Willow. Curb stomp wins it! BIG D MONE IS OUT IN MJ GEAR!
Three-way ladder match for the tag belts is up and Cope thankfully has bright green and not babyshit green on to pay homage to the WM 2000 ladder match that was basically the first TLC match. FTR have ceremonial FTR belts that look pretty good. CHAIR USAGE with Ladders and Tables on the floor. Stereo bulldogs from the Bucks to FTR on chairs! A superkick into the chair slices Cage open above the left eye. Cope goes into a corner ladder and Cage is sliced up so much it's bleeding all over. MATT WITH A DOUBLE SLICED BREAD TO FTR!
Cage and Cash hit splashes after Cope eats a suplex onto a ladder off a ladder! Backstabber double stomp to Cash and then Cage eats one off the ladder. 450 BY NICK ON THE FLOOR TO DAX! IMPALER TO MATT AND THE TABLE DOESN'T BREAK! AVALNCHE KILLSWITCH TO NICK! SPIKE PILEDRIVER ON THE APRON TO COPE! MELTZER DRIVER ON THE FLOOR TO DAX! Bucks dive off ladders to Cope and Dax but CASH DIVES THROUGH A LADDER TO CAGE!
SPEAR TO MATT BY COPE! AVALANCHE SHATTER MACHINE FROM A LADDER! Hockey fight UP TOP AND THE BTE TRIGGER AND THE BUCKS WIN IT! Goddamn! A return is hyped and it's not Toni - but WARDLOW! MAIN EVENT TIME! Mox gets his cool intro with Yuta carrying the belt. Ospreay gets an AC IV Resynced ad-inspired entrance and THEY BURN A DEATH RIDERS FLAG.
Paradigm shift on the top rope by Mox! Mox GRINDS HIS FACE INTO THE STEPS TO SLICE HIM OPEN and hits Taz-ish crossfaces against the rope! Chops and the STF is on for Mox. Chops and forearms hit and Mox avoids a Clash. Mox wants the Deathground! Mox avoids another Clash, but sweeps the legs for an RNC! Powerbomb into a clash gets 2! Cutter gets 2.5 and the UE and Death Riders brawl. Ref's out and the Riders attack!
Hidden blade but there's no ref. Speedball saves and shoves Marina BUT PAC ATTACKS WITH THE BRIEFCASE AND ANDRADE HITS THE ELBOW OF DEATH! WILL ABSORBS A PARADIGM SHIFT AND GETS A HIDDEN BLADE! BIRDS ATTACK MARINA AFTER SHE TAKES THE REF OUT AND THEIR FINISH TAKES HER OUT! AND THEY BEAT UP YUTA! CASE SHOT FROM MOX after he signs himself. 2.9! 2ND AND 3RD PARADIGM SHIFTS! DEATH RIDER! 2.9! BULLDOG CHOKE IS ON!
STORMBREAKER GETS 2! Mox stares into his fate and eats a hidden blade knowing he made his own monster and we get a Sons of Anarchy finish! Mox grabs the belt and gives it to him to christen him as the man officially. They shake and Mox gives him the ring.
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