La Catalina gets BACK ON RAW thanks to MITB! She definitely made the right call to sign with WWE. They recap Penta vs. Reigns before Penta comes out as the coolest motherfucker alive and says he wants another shot BUT GETS JD AND DOM INSTEAD! They brawl and Penta wins and it's TO THE BACK for Jacob and the Usos ranting about 946.
MITB Qualifier time for the women or Brant as Joe Tess calls it with Iyo out first. Catalina gets a Zelina SNME-level pop DESPITE WWE HAVING A VIDEO PACKAGE MADE FOR HER...Oh yeah maybe they should have aired the video package before the match instead of during the intro. Might've helped. Roxy is out last and we get some fun 3 way spots before Iyo smacks Roxy during a dive attempt. Cata hits a couple of corner hip attacks before a fisherman suplex gets 2.
They show the lack of crowd and black abyss in the audience making it look like a Destination America-era TNA show. Cata gets 2 for a small package and a pump kick to Roxy. ROXY WINS BY STEALING THE PIN WHEN IYO MOONSAULTA CATA! I WAS KIDDING WITH THE TNA COMPARISON!
LA Knight is out and hypes up Roman vs. Penta and says yippy skippy and we get some YEAHs and he freezes and rambles. The Vision meets with Je'Von. Logan Paul telling Je'Von "you're even dumber than you look, bro!" is maybe not the line to use after he visits the Trump Administration and you're marketing a shirt for a black wrestler with fried chicken on it. Je'Von slaps him and we get MAYBE AN ANNOUNCEMENT OF BRON VS. JE'VON. Jevon gets an entrance and MAYBE WE'LL GET THE MATCH AND WE DO AFTER A BREAK.
JeVon overshoots something but lands a superkick off a spear attempt. JeVon avoids a corner spear and hits a basement trouble in paradise. Standing sliced bread gets 2 for Je'Von. Theory runs in for some bullshit and OBA RETURNS TO RUN WILD and Logan runs away scared.
Joe Hendry goofy bullshit video and OH BOY A JUDGMENT DAY PROMO! Liv rambles and is annoying before Becky calls out JORDAN DEVLIN MCDONAUGH and went mom mode on them and she talks about Referee Rebecca did a great job! Lyra is VERY SHINY and BAY-LEY is here to face her. Cena's PATCH CARD from WM gets 300K at auction and Bayley and Lyra have like every WWE 2K match ever before Bayley loses VIA SCHOOLGIRL! Hopefully she got permission from Lola Vice before stealing her finish like that. TERRIBLE backstage bit with Dragon, Gable and Ethan over the IC Title. Are they doing away with second takes?
Adam Pearce signs Lola to a contract and she fights with Roxy and Bloodline is too late to save Solo from 946 as they kidnap him. Dom bickers about having to wrestle in an MITB qualifier with Solo being taken out and he'll face Dragon Lee AND PENTA!? Okay well that's smart. Okay so MITB is interesting now. Penta wins this, wins the case, and probably wins the title...but I see it being the SD World title that they're throwing around like a hot potato. Penta gets chops on both and Penta gets the driver on Dom for 2.5 Three amigos is avoided and the Cutthroat gets 2 for Lee. Springboard destroyer wins it for Penta.
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