With Breakker vs. Femi, this is a pretty loaded show and it'll be interesting to see if they do anything to pay tribute to Dundee or Butcher. Nope nothing to start and the ad plays, but not the core content on the Xbox app. Gonna try it on the mini PC and it loads in the browser at least, just stuttering a lot. Yachty is out to face Corbin for 5 minutes and the audio mix makes it impossible to hear Corbin's theme. Yachty bonks him with the mic for 2 and he gets a rana! TWO ENDS OF DAYS! Corbin gets a table. Not a DQ. Yachty hits a low blow. ALSO NOT A DQ!
Trick vs. Corbin is up now so I guess Trick wins it and you get a "moment" for SNME. Leaping clothesline by Trick and a flapjack hits. Corbin chokeslam gets 2 after A CORBINLOCK! Tug of war for the belt with Yachty and Corbin eats a cyclone boot for 2.5. EOD is avoided and the Trick Shot wins it. He really has no follow through on his strikes and the Trick shot highlights it - even his finish looks soft.
Oba vs. Breakker IN MATCH TWO!? Oh boy. The Paper ad...boy that looks bad and OH BOY A MAGA RAILROAD AD. Heyman is out and does the intros for each guy. They staredown and we don't get a Frye-Takayama exchange and instead a tieup. Breakker goes down off a tackle he initiates and revs up for. Breakker bonks him around the announce table and RISKS A COUNTOUT. Gut check gets 2 for Bron. They're both just gassed badly before a release German by Bron and both Cole and Barrett talk about their gas tanks IN A GOOD WAY!? Train of uppercuts by Femi hit and a chokeslam gets 2.
Bron wants a running spear on the floor and eats a tackle that Cole calls an uppercut and then Breaker hits 2 spears for 2.5. Oba takes out Theory and the ref kicks out Logan. Maxxine gives Bron knucks Back suplex toss to Breakker! Reed is back and chairshots Oba! TSUNAMI HITS! SPEAR BY BREAKKER! Another tsunami! Charlotte, Lexi, and Tater against Jade and the baddies is up.
But first, Heyman is frantically interviewed by someone ABOUT THE FUTURE OF WWE and just leaves. The faces try and get their eyes not taken out by Charlotte's giant star robe and Jade's team gets And Zoidberged. Jade pops Tater off the apron and hits a knee-ish thing. Bliss sends B-Fab into the buckle with a headscissor. SANDSTORM tornado bomb by Jade gets 2. Charlotte stacks up Jade and Michin and hits a moonsault for 2.5 when Michin...just kinda gets away for some reason. Jaded to Charlotte after a head bonk wins it.
New Miz 20 year merch is announced and he and Joe Tess chat and Miz's audio is utter shit. Cody vs. Orton is up and Cody has a new helmet and Orton tries to jump him but CODY TURNS IN TIME and they walk and brawl to start. Randy stares at Cody's family and the bell rings for a Cody cutter! Long figure four by Cody and then a long rope choke from Orton. Orton in his new dark blue and white just stomp away slowly on the back. ANOTHER CHINLOCK RANDY!
TWO ANNOUNCE TABLE BACK SUPLEXES by Orton. Cody gets the corner punches and the Dusty bionic elbow combo. RKO countered into a Cross Rhodes for 2! Ref is down and Orton gets the RKO. Barrett says Orton must feel cheated despite him like not going for a pin. Punt avoided BUT CROSS RHODES HITS and Orton rolls out. Steps off the face of Orton and they're worried about DQs when tables and A WHOLE HUMAN were okay before. Orton is bloodied up and THE DARK PLACE sends Cody to do a super cutter and then MULTIPLE CROSS RHODES! Hogan was so much better at this melodrama.
Cody wants a punt but Orton begs off. Orton low blows Cody AND THE REF and gets an RKO and now Charles counts for the win. Well, this was a wrestlecrap-worthy show in a lot of ways. AND HEY BILL DUNDEE GETS HIS GRAPHIC after the show. Well that's a new one.
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