SNME recap and we get the Vision coming out and Bronson is out in a TNA 2010 leather jacket. Reed says that Oba met a real force of nature and we get some Theory bragging before Tozawa and Otis are out and Otis vs. Theory is up. Roll and then a bodyblock by Otis! TOP SPEED SPEAR by Breakker! Oba is out to save and eats a beatdown and sentons and spears and another tsunami! 946 hype video and boy, just Bronco, Price, and Keys would work as names for this group. Jacob tells the Usos the reality of things and they're still too goofy.
Miz and Kit Wilson are now on SD to escape the Danhausen Vortex and he insults Matt Matthews and they attack him. Page vs. Rey vs. Bron is up for an MITB qualifier and Rey is still so quick somehow - stem cells are incredible. Double Breakkensteiner! Top Speed Spear on Rey wins it. Solo warns LA that no one is safe and he wants assurance that LA has his back. THE NEW-AGE HUMAN HIGHLIGHT REEL Sol Ruca is out to face Lyra and Maxxine. Corner curb stomp to Lyra by Ruca, called that by Wade. Maxxine gets a fisherman suplex and Lyra does a fisherman buster to Dupri on top of Sol for 2. Sol gets a missile dropkick one-legged to each foe. Lyra does the Christian inverted DDT to Dupri while she also DDTs Sol for 2. BAY-LEY IS BACK! SOL SNATCHER to Lyra wins it.
JD vs. Joe Hendry is up for some reason. SO JE'VON CAN MOCK JD WITH HIS GIANT FUNKOPOP HEAD. Okay that's good. JD misses a moonsault, but the SOUND EFFECT wins it - wow, the Side Effect wins a match! Liv insults Becky and rightfully points out that no one likes her or her husband. Liv vs. Vaquer for the title is up and Liv avoids the devil's kiss, but she doesn't avoid an apron crossbody for a break.
Corner running back elbow from Liv and OH HEY WWE IS TOURING CHILE WHERE VAQUER IS FROM! Three amigos get 2 for Liv before a corner dragon screw and devil's kiss! Apron kneedrop to avoid a sunset bomb to the floor gives Vaquer an edge. Devil's kiss on the announce table hits but Liv gets a corner powerbomb for 2.5. SVP gets 2.5 for Vaquer. Angel Wing's lungblower hits and it's just called Angel's Wings by Wade but JUDGMENT DAY RUNS IN! But the ref throws them out and Becky attacks Raquel. Liv gets a belt shot and the Oblivion wins!? Okay that's actually a surprise.
BIG CASS video and he wants belts - he walks like a champion and he's everything a champion should be and HE IMPRESSES AT AIRPORTS! Gable vs. Lee is up for the IC Title in Mexico, and boy if I'm Gable, I count the days until Cass wins it. Usos are out in RealPlayer-level VQ. Fatu is out and Jey tells 946 to step up to the Bloodline.
946 beats up goons off-screen and Bronco and Price beat up their SUV and set fire to it. Well that's a cool visual at least.
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