Asuka debuts at TLC and Alexa gets a proposal from a fan. Elias actually got Apollo over by insulting him in his song. Apollo does a bunch of flips, but eats Drift Away that ends it. They brought Brock up at THE perfect time to wind up with footage of him beating legends like Flair and Hogan. Heyman frames Brock as the underdog here, it's great. The show itself gets a good vs. evil hype video. Miz is out. If anyone is going to resurrect X-Pac Heat, it's Jason Jordan. Right now, he's just got nothing. Jordan gets no chant and Miz and his unborn kid are more over. Jordan nearly drops Bo on his head off a suplex, but almost gets the win off a crossface. Miz's goons help him win. Okay, so logically, shouldn't Kurt order a restart given the cheating? Renee interviews Jordan to a sea of boos.
FINALLY, THE MAN VERSUS MAN MATCH IS HERE.Bray, logically beats up Balor for taking five million years to do his intro. Good. Finally, some logic on this show. NOT A URANAGE, NO! NOT THE MOVE THAT ALWAYS GETS A 2 COUNT! And now they're playing it off like an injury angle. Finn takes off his jacket and NOW BRAY IS EXCITED! Finn gets the shotgun dropkick on the barricade. They do some weird staredown spot that is pure comedy. Bray is great just tossing his around and the shotgun lariat is great. However, Bray gets the win anyway - so really, no one won here.
The Bar is backstage and THEY HAVE A SHIRT! Dean takes a bad fall on his wrist and Dean keeps going. Sheamus's chain'o backbrackers is a great spot. Cesaro posts himself and loses his front teeth. Jesus guys. Double crucifix gets 2. Cesaro is still going, which is crazy. WHITE NOISE AND THEN A SUPER RICOLA BOMB GETS 2! Raintrigger and the DDT end it!
Bayley gets the "let's plug Hulu" intro. Yikes. Cole gives Steph credit for the women's revolution. Nia flings folks around carelessly for a bit. Nia splats off of a tower of doom on the floor. Ouch, she just went splat. Bayley eats the DDT and jobs. Holy shit is she done. Usos vs. New Day is being put over as this all-time great rivalry here...neat! It's time for Cena vs. Roman, and they're giving it plenty of time starting before 10 PM. Giant Cena chant - so all it took to make folks appreciate Cena was to give them Roman as his successor. IS IT ROMAN REIGNS'S TIME TO RULE WWE!? He is a multiple-time WWE Champion. Also, Roman has a new vest design with more subtle trim and the Superman punch in the middle of the Not Spider-Man Logo.
They go back and forth and get a CM Punk chant. Superman punch avoided and turned into an STF! LOOK AT THIS STREENNNNGTTTTHHHHH! leads to a powerbomb. Superman punch gets 2. Avalanche AA gets 2. Cena clears the tables, but Roman spears him through one and lands on his head! CHAIN OF AAs gets 2! Superman punch and the spear end it! They're milking the loss big-time. This feels like the end of WM 6 - Roman won the match, but Cena won the crowd. Miz annoys Kurt and gets MizTV to start off Raw. No punishment for cheating - he instead gets rewarded. Enzo comes out looking like a complete goof.
Enzo botches a lockup. Neville kicks his ass and Enzo gets a "this is boring" chant. Neville teases a red arrow and opts to go for a phoenix splash, which misses. DDG hits! Enzo grabs the belt to distract the ref so he can STEAL YANO'S FINISH AND LOW BLOW AND CRADLE NEVILLE TO WIN! Braun comes out looking amazing and Heyman gives Brock an epic intro. GERMAN! CHOKESLAM AND THE POWERSLAM GET 2! Brock recovers and gets the Kimura and delivers Germans! A single F5 hits and ends it!
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