Wednesday, March 4, 2020

AEW Dynamite 3/4/20


A Revolution recap airs. JEEEEEOONNN Moxley is here as JR talks about calling the best tag match he's ever seen - which Tony agrees with. Mox comes through the crowd and gets a huge MOXLEY chant. He says he knows he's got an army coming after him and he'll take them out. Jericho says he doesn't need a belt to be LE CHAMPION! He says the Moxley era sucks ass and then gets a "you suck ass!" chant.


Jericho calls Mox a liar and a cheater because he trained to face a guy with one eye AND HE HAD TWO! Jericho says he's putting the roster on notice - so if you're a librarian or Michael Nakazawa, you're in their sights. Jericho says that if Mox leaves under his own power, he'll leave for 30 - no 60 DAYS! Oh this is going to be great. Hager faces QT Marshall tonight.

SCU and Colt face the Dark Order. Faces are out before the Dark Order is out too. Colt gets a headscissor before getting jumped. Daniels eats a big double German for 2. SCU prevents a group beating and tosses out everyone but Uno, who is unaware until he turns around too late.Chicago Skyline and the Superman pin end it - Colt wins it! Uno says that the Exalted One will make sure heads will roll, during a giant DELETE chant.


 
A long recap video showcasing Dave Meltzer, Bryan Alvarez, and Wade Keller quotes about the match.Britt Baker comes out and gives Tony some Starbucks. Swole squashes Leva. MJF-Cody video showcases the core story of the bout before Cody comes out and gets a giant minutes-plus long cheer session...which is in PIP. Cody talks about the loss hurting his pride and he wants MJF out now to tell him he beat him fair and square.

JAKE ROBERTS COMES DOWN and tells him MJF whipped him like a dog and he never once cried in his career ever. HAIL ALMIGHTY CAESAR - he isn't here to praise you, he's here to slay you. HE HAS A CLIENT and the dark side is coming to AEW. "I've done a lot of crack and I still never got a crappy neck tattoo!" It took him 20 years to get clean and by God, he earned it! He calls Arn a one trick pony. Roberts says he was told to never turn your back on someone you respect or are afraid of - so he turns his back on Cody and tosses the mic at him. THIS WAS TREMENDOUS.

Chucky T is out to be murdered by PAC. This shockingly doesn't last 8 seconds as Chucky gets a lot offense AND WE GET THE HUG. Falcon Arrow gets 2 for Chucky. Brutalizer ends it. Pac wants to keep  the abuse up, but Trent stands up AND THEN ORANGE FIRES UP before the Lucha Bros kick their asses. PAC names the group the Death Triangle and then the double stomp package piledriver hits. Spears and Tully talk about going to wrestlers to find a partner - and Tully says that he's doing what he did in '84 only to find a perfect partner for Spears.


QT comes out with Dustin and Brandi and tosses Dustin an apple. Hager's out and I'm still astounded that Jake Hager managed to have a bad match with Dustin Rhodes. Hager plods along for a while before tapping him with the standing triangle. Cody runs down to save and powerslams Ortiz. Ortiz chairshots his back before the Bucks help save. Page comes down and gets his beer before putting it on the post.  BUCKSHOT IN BOOTS AND JEANS!


Nyla-Kris recap video. Ortiz faces Santana next week and Death Triangle is in action. BLOOD AND GUTS rules will be announced next week and Jurassic Express faces MJF, Butcher, and Blade. MJF says he's here to win matches and bang rats. MJF says he's here to win the gold and says he doesn't care about audio issues. Now that's heat. MJF shows off his I PINNED CODY shirt and mocks Cody's neck tattoo.


MOX comes down and eats a beating form masked goons. PNP and Hager unmask and beat him up in the concourse. Mox keeps trying to get up, but Mox gets choked out by a head and arm choke from Hager. DARBY WANTS TO GO 1-ON-2! A star will be made here. Darby dropkicks Jericho down. Darby gets a quebrada for 2 on Jericho! Walls are locked in. GIANT FUCK YOU SAMMY CHANT. Darby gets a nice tope. Sammy charges him in the corner. JR says that Darby doesn't want a replacement partner - he wanted this challenge.

YOSHI TONIC GETS 2 AND DARBY HITS A COFFIN DROP ON THE PILE! Darby stundogs Sammy and lands the Coffin Drop before Jericho attacks at 2.9. Judas Effect on the floor as a counter for a tope. Sammy beats Darby, but looked strong here. Moxley zombie walks down and clears the ring with a chair. Hager jumps Mox before PNP and Jericho jump him. PNP AND HAGER SHIELD BOMB MOX THROUGH A TABLE OFF THE RAMP!





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