Wednesday, July 27, 2022

AEW Dynamite 7-27-22 - Fight for the Fallen



Last week's show was a bit iffy, but this one has the return of Danielson against Daniel Garcia and that seems IMPOSSIBLE to screw up. Ditto RUSH vs. Moxley for the interim title - and THAT'S OUR OPENER! Quick start with a cheapshot to the floor and a pair of Stinger splashes to Mox. He splits Moxley open and rubs Mox's blood on his chest. Mox headbutts the cheek to rock him. Back and forth chops leads to a Rush powerslam for 2. Mox recovers during the break and gets a superplex after the break for 2.


Discus forearm by RUSH leads to a king kong lariat by Mox! Snap German by RUSH! Mox gets crotched by Andrade and the Lucha Bros come out to counteract for a 2 on Mox. HORNS IN THE CORNER met with a lariat! STRAIGHTJACKET PILEDRIVER GETS 2.9! Regal talks about training how to avoid a serious neck injury on a piledriver and Taz says he wishes he'd known that in '95. Neckbreaker fakeout INTO AN RNC, but RUSH backwards headbutts him. DEATH RIDER HITS FOR 2.9! Mox turns it right into an RNC! Then the bulldog choke ends it! THIS RULED!


Jericho comes out after the match and also right after they set up before that Mox beat Jericho to win the title for the first time. Ange says THAT THE AEW GALAXY NEEDS TO APPRECIATE THEM! Anna Jay is now Anna J-A-S and is the sexiest and toughest. Jericho challenges him to a title match at Quake by the Lake and Mox says that he isn't the INTERIM champ - he is THE CHAMPION NOW, but he can't stand this sports entertainment bullshit. Mox doesn't want the wizard or king of trademarks - he wants the guy he saw in VHS tapes and the Super J-Cup Jericho! HE WANTS THE LIONHEART! He wants Moxley vs. the last survivor of the Dungeon, Chris Jericho!







Trios titles debut at All Out and are influenced by the WCW '93 Tag titles. Starks is out to face Danhausen for the FTW Title and Starks gets a giant intro. Starks spears him and wins quickly. Starks grabs the mic and wants ANOTHER CHALLENGER for right now! HOOK IS OUT TO DEFEND DANHAUSEN'S HONOR and STARKS IS DOOMED. DOOMED! Taz points out that Starks helped train him, but he doesn't know everything HOOK knows and Taz brings up this is HOOK's debut in orange. 



Hook runs wild in the corner and headbutts him. SPEARS TO HOOK! Roshambo COUNTERED INTO THE REDRUM! STARKS TAPS AND TAZ'S SON WINS HIS FATHER'S TITLE! Hook holds it high and fist-bumps Starks. Taz is so proud of his son! This was fantastic! Recap of the title win after the break. 



After the break, starks meets with Tony Schiavone and says that he isn't a stranger to losing, but he wants everyone to know that he turned that title from a noose into a tie and made it prominent again! He deserved the title and he deserves to speak for more than 40 seconds - HE AIN'T WAITING HIS TURN! He says he hasn't had bad luck, it's bad timing and Hobbs just lariats the shit out of his neck and spinebusters him hard. 



Acclaimed talks shit to the Gunn Club and says that they have to watch their rap to see what kind of match they'll have on Rampage. Sammy's out with Tay to face Dante Martin with Skye Blue. Crazy flip dive off the ramp by Dante! Dante eats a dive, but gets a Suicide Solution for 2. Dante moonsaults to avoid a shot from Sammy and Sammy follow-up with a Cody cutter and the GTH ends it. THIS RULED! 



Anna and Tay beat up Skye. Ruby, Kingston, and Ortiz make the save to a GIANT EDDIE chant. Garcia has been working hard while Danielson has been busy with his garden and kid and that's great - he can send them right back there and prove that he's the best TECHNICAL SPORTS ENTERTAINER TODAY! Lethal and Dutt bitch about Joe cheating and then call out the Best Friends. Best Friends say that you can see us - WE'RE SIX FEET AWAY IN TIE-DYE SUITS! SONJAY DUTT RETURNS IN A TRIOS MATCH! 





Jungle Boy Jack returns as the MILF Defender with Luchasaurus and he paces himself, and says that Christian is THE BIGGEST PUSSY HE HAS EVER SEEN AND HE'S TIRED OF HIS BULLSHIT. He's more relevant than ever thanks to what he's done for him and the reason Christian wanted that bonus he was so pissed about losing was CHRISTIAN'S WIFE DIVORCED HIS BITCH-ASS! "Just like all the guys in the movies with the turtlenecks and the small pricks...what do you think happened to the wife!?" Jack says that three years ago, he was digging his father's grave with his uncle and then Chrsitian interrupts him.






Christian says he ran because HE WAS SCARED ABOUT WHAT HE COULD DO TO HIM! He's going to drape him in a body bag and put him right next to his father. Jack told Christian all of his secrets and he'll torture him with them. Cutler chats with the Bucks about the trios titles and Cutler wants in! They wish Hangman a happy birthday for tomorrow before the Dark Order comes in and they're SLOWLY turning character babyfaces here. 



Swerve vs. Nese and Sterling with the heels having a "Perfect Strangers" knock-off and Swerve landing a head trap backbreaker to Nese. Run-up boot to Sterling ends it. Backstage, Josh Woods is standing over Keith Lee, and I guess he's joining Nese and Sterling. Nese jumps Swerve! Good setup for a tag match down the line.




House of Black promo and Malakai says that God and the devil are the same nowadays. Miro has wanted to redeem others, but he will give him the chance to sit atop the throne. Brody challenges Darby to a coffin match - he'll bring the flowers for his head stone. PAC's title defense is shown. Rosa vs. Yamashita is hyped up alongside the main event. 





Miyu Yamashita is out and has a killer theme. Awkward start on the floor. German to Rosa, fire thunder driver ends it. Christian vs. Matt Hardy is up for next week and Mox vs. Jericho is set for Quake at the Lake. October 12 is the Canada debut of AEW. Garcia vs. Danielson is up and Danielson jumps him with a corner dropkick and the corner middle kicks!


Danielson eats shit on the tope! Jericho says he's hot now and it's time to regain his title. Garcia uppercuts Danielson hard after Danielson just looks at him joyously giving him a limb. Big dropkick off the top by Danielson and he sells it. Danielson rolls out and Garcia goes out and sends him into the steps. DDT ON BARE CONCRETE BY GARCIA!



Garcia has split Bryan open and rakes the boot on the face! Corner uppercuts by Garcia and BATTLEBOTS RETURNS ON TBS! Corner avalanche back suplex by Danielson! BACK AND FORTH CHOPS and Danielson's chest is red. CHEST AND BACK KICK COMBO BY DANIELSON! BUZZSAW KICK ENDS THE SERIES! GARCIA HOISTS HIM INTO AN RNC! 



Danielson rolls through into the cattle mutilation and the tiger suplex gets 2! Danielson goes for the hammer and anvil elbows, but Garcia gets them! REGALPLEX SNAPS HIM FOR 2.9! BUSAIKU KNEE HITS! LeBell lock is avoided thanks to the rope. APRON DIVING KNEE BY DANIELSON! Danielson gets grabbed and a snap piledriver and sharpshooter are locked on by Garcia! HE CRANKS BACK! DANIELSON PASSES OUT AND GARCIA WINS A STAR-MAKING MATCH BY REF STOPPAGE!




What a stellar match! AEW needed to rebound for a sea of iffy shows and especially last week, and needed to feel like the "it" company again and did so with a stellar program tonight.







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