It's a fairly loaded lineup from an episodic perspective tonight. You've got intrigue for the International Title match between Swerve and Orange alongside a possible tease of Jack Perry going heel against Hook in the tornado tag against Vance and Dralistico. Swerve vs. OC starts things off hot! Swerve gets a quick edge, but can't maintain it. OC gets an octopus and Swerve gets sent out and puts his hands in his waistband and lands a hard shot into the barricade.
TOPE BY OC and then a crossbody! Rolling thunder flatliner hits hard for Swerve! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER ON THE APRON BY SWERVE! OC lands a sick DDT on the floor and a diving DDT! IT ONLY GETS 2! Swerve wants a pop-up powerbomb, but eats a rana for another 2! Orange punch and the beach break hit for 2.9!
Swerve lands a brainbuster and an OC crucifix gets 2! SWERVE STOMP HITS FOR 2.999999! Swerve cheats for a high-stack cradle, but SO DOES OC AND HIS CRADLE WINS! These near-victories are absolutely incredible! The Mogul Embassy jumps OC! STING AND DARBY HIT THE LIGHTS AND MAKE A SAVE FOR OC! Okay, this trios team as trios champs would be a riot just to give Sting one last title. Ricky vs. Jay White is hyped up and Starks says that White's past doesn't control his future. Bryan comes out to hype up the Okada match and the line about him being in the desert - WHERE THERE AIN'T NO RAIN is an all-timer.
BCC is out to face the Best Friends and Romero of Chaos! Faces jump the heels! Yuta takes a beating and keeps getting tagged in with a hurt neck. Or not. Yutes wins it. Bucks and Hangman call out the BCC and they call them out for DC next week. Omega vs. Ospreay hype video! MJF is out to be a dick and calls them all drug addicts. They say he sucks so he says they swallow and no one's on the level of the devil. BOOM! MJF says that Cole was an ROH guy and it was full of indy jabronis! Cole was the only guy he could stand and he loved him in NXT and shocked the system there too. He was the greatest NXT Champ ever and HBK's hand-picked guy. Now he just does Twitch and avoids the sun looking like a virgin gollum! Britt leaves the house with his balls in her purse! Also, he's so frail that crack whores are jealous.
MJF talks about Cole leaving because someone named VINCE MCMAHON didn't think Cole had top guy potential - and MJF's a big fan of his! Cole says that they should go backstage and piss in some cups and see who's natural and who's not before they start body-shaming. Cole says he's been bad before and he's respected - no one respects MJF. MJF says he'll cry into his money about it and that's a lot of tough talk coming from Keith Lee's manager. MJF says he'll wrestle him any day of the week and beat his ass!
Hardy Party talks to Page and tells him to apologize to Brother Zay. Matt wants to take All Ego and make him a better man. LFI jumps JungleHook! Nice crossfaces on the stage before Preston gets sliced open. NASTY exploder! He almost dropped Dralistico on that due to slipping on the blood. JACK CHAIRSHOTS PRESTON AND HOOK EXPLODERS HIM OFF THE APRON THROUGH TWO TABLES! Jose comes in and gets Redrum'd before the snare trap taps out Dralistico!
Collision's first main event sees Joe and the BC Gold face FTR and Punk. Takeshita gets a nice squash win against Damon Ace. Takeshita has a great swagger as a heel. V TRIGGER ENDS IT! Backstage, Christian Cage has had Luchasaurus take out Brock Anderson. Statlander defends the TBS Title against Anna Jay. Daddy Magic is in a delightful 1995 jacket, but can't help bring Anna Jay victory! Queenslayer choke is led into the buckle before a discus lariat hits for Kris! Kris whips her around on it again and the tombstone ends it! Backstage, Penelope Ford looks on angrily!
Storm faces the winner of the Rampage fatal 4 way in DC! STING RETURNS TO WRESTLE IN DC and Cole vs. MJF is up in an eliminator! Starks vs. White is up and it's all-action! SPEAR IS MET WITH A KNEE, but a second one hits hard! Roshambo but the ref is hit by White's foot! THE GUNNS HIT 4-10 TO YUMA AND THEY'RE BC GOLD! Blade runner hits - this was a lot of fun!
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