Wednesday, December 27, 2023

AEW Dynamite 12-27-23 - New Year's Smash - Gold League Finals Three-Way

 


We're starting things off hot with the triple threat to close out the gold league in the C2! Mox is out first and Jay White mocks him before Swerve closes out the intros before a fast start with a floor brawl. Swerve Stomp-style shotgun dropkick to a chair-seated Mox in the crowd. Mox gets clipped by Jay White after he chucks Swerve over the barricade. Swerve lands a pair of running forearms to the jaw of Mox before a squatty potty ad. More floor brawling and Jay prevents table usage with a chair to the back of Mox. 



Mox turns an RNC into a bulldog chock on White! JML Driver is avoided! ANOTHER CHAIR TO THE BACK OF MOX BY WHITE! White gets sent into his own corner-set chair! RUNNING DISCUS LARIAT BY SWERVE TO MOX! Mox avoids a swerve stomp thanks to White sending him down and Mox hits the Death Rider to win it and go to the finals! Bryan vs. Kingston is being set up so perfectly with Bryan as the killer asshole heel...with one eye. Kingston vs. Mox should make for a great final and capper to their years-long story in AEW.



Swerve cuts a killer promo about being one of the best in the business and proving it in the C2. Swerve vs. Lee is set up for World's End and Nana is mad they didn't clear that shit. Renee chats with Mariah May, who has a killer tron and theme. She'll debut not in 2023 - because she doesn't like the vibe, but she will debut in 2024 on the first Dynamite because it's going to be the year of Mariah! Riho attacks everyone and dives onto Toni and LUTHA! Top Flight and Andretti issue a challenge and OC and the gang accept. 


Miro and CJ hype video with Miro saying that wrestling has poisoned her and Miro vs. Andrade is set for the PPV. Tony brings out a boxing day celebration for the Don Callis Family. Don unveils paintings for everyone BUT SAMMY, who returns AND IS FUMING. He's got a painting, but it's got his baby in it and he doesn't abide! Hobbs is a tank who beat Jericho twice and no one would remember it. Sammy didn't get a single call from Callis!



Don tells him to choose the other family or the Don Callis Family. They beat him down before Jericho makes a save! They smash up the paintings and Sammy sends the glass flying! They hug and then Bill and Starks jump them! The lights go out and STING AND DARBY COME IN TO HELP! 


Danielson vs. Kingston is up and it's another Danielson masterclass to start. He kicks the leg after Kingston goes for a lock-up and wants to go after the good side he can see out of. They go back and forth in the corner before Danielson is a complete arrogant shit on the mat and mocks him during the Romero special stomps. Kingston counters the kneeling kicks with CHOPS! Kneeling cocky shit kicks lead to DANIELSON GETTING HIT WITH A BIG EXPLODER!


Danielson gets the LeBell Lock in! KINGSTON ESCAPES, but gets trapped in the corner and eats a massive corner basement dropkick! Eddie counters an avalanche back suplex with a bodyblock! The whole AEW G1 and Kingston putting up 2/3 of the triple crown on his own is so perfect - who better to hold the new triple crown than the prince of King's Road? Danielson's AEW run has been the best of his WWE run as a babyface and the best of him being a complete asshole heel in ROH - and now it can be weaved in and out of in a match itself! NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB HITS FOR 2.9! 




BUSAIKU KNEE HITS AND DANIELSON STACKS HIM FOR 2.9! Hammer and anvil elbows hit hard for Danielson! Danielson leaves it to say HE'S GOING TO KICK HIS HEAD IN! Bryce asks if he can keep going and Kingston gets a bird flip! URIKEN. HALF AND HALF! ANOTHER URIKEN AND THE STACKED KAWADE POWERBOMB ENDS IT!


Mox comes out and says that everyone here loves Kingston - but he knows him better than he knows himself and he's already lost before the match. Kingston says that yeah, he hates himself more than anyone else BUT ON SATURDAY, THE KING OF THE BUMS WILL PUSH YOU. YOU SAID I AM NOT ALLOWED TO QUIT AND WE NEED GUYS LIKE YOU AROUND TO SHAPE THE YOUNGER GUYS. You'll get it all and I'M GONNA BUST YOU UP AND ENJOY IT!

Christian and Copeland are backstage for a bit and they just brawl. Statlander vs. Skye Blue is up despite the ROH Tag Title still being up. Stokely - MY COUSIN LEON TWISTED HIS ANKLE AT AUTOZONE AND HE'S BEEN OUT OF WORK FOR FIVE YEARS! Big delayed suplex by Kris after a big dropkick. Stokely - I GOT YOU A STARBUCKS GIFT CARD! WHO ELSE GAVE YOU FIVE DOLLARS!? Taz - BUT I DIGRESS! Chaos Theory out of the corner for Kris gets 2. Code Blue gets 2 and ANGER! Rana into a powerbomb stack from Stat for 2.5! Julia belt shots Kris and an AVALANCHE CODE BLUE HITS TERRIFYINGLY AND WINS! The heels go for a double-team and Willow saves! ABADON TRAPS THE HEELS ON THE RAMP!




Saraya, Ruby and Harley Cameron are backstage and Harley is now Ruby's assistant and holy hell are her tits out. Zero Hour has a TNT Title battle royal, Yuta vs. Hook for the FTW Title and a full card rundown shows this as a loaded lineup. Sting, Darby, Jericho and Sammy face the Family, Big Bill, and Starks on PPV! The ROH Tag Title match has a 60 minute time limit here at 9:59PM EST - LOL.The goons are out first and then MJF is out before Joe is shown with a bad knee backstage. 


Max goes for the mask but eats a hotshot on the rope. A goon - presumably a hired goon, hits MJF with a pipe on the bad shoulder. Heatseeker and some rope lead to new champs! The Devil shows up with a graphic showing that it's A PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU and he attacks him with a chair and hits a muscle buster!





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