Wednesday, March 27, 2024

AEW Dynamite 3-27-24 - Ospreay vs. Shibata

 



Ospreay vs. Shibata and the Bucks vs. Private Party should be outstanding, and Swerve vs. Takeshita is a can't-miss great match too. Ospreay vs. Shibata OPENS THE SHOW and we get some crazy gorgeous shots to start. Shibata gets an early cross armbreaker, but can't land the PK due to Ospreay's speed. Shibata corner dropkick is met with AN OSPREAY DROPKICK AND OSPREAY DOING THE CORNER FOREARMS! FOREARM WARFARE ON THE FLOOR by Ospreay and Shibata lands uppercuts to respond and a suplex.


Shibata sets him up on the barricade and hits a running yakuza kick! The corner run-in kick hits and then the forearms! DUELING SNAP GERMANS! HOW CAN SHIBATA DO ANY OF THIS!? Handspring kick by Ospreay is met with a ankle lock and transitioned into a modified STF! Nasty Kawada kick sends Ospreay down with JUST ONE SHOT! PK is avoided but the kick to the back hits! Sleeper into a sleeper suplex by Shibata! Shibata eats a rope and then eats a draping stomp, a draping missile dropkick to the neck and an Oscutter for 2!



Forearms and lariats until the hook kick! TIGER DRIVER AND HE'S UP IN THE SEATED POSITION but the Hidden Blade ends it! THIS MATCH RULED! Osrpreay vs. Danielson is hyped up with a Danielson hype video. Renee meets with the EVPs Matthew and Nicholas Jackson, who offends them right away by saying Private Party beat them in the first AEW Tag Title tourney! They say that lightning doesn't strike twice and WE GET A FERRARI SHOT and sadly it's not Neil Breen - but Okada!




Private Party are now just Quen and Zay - which is good. SILLY STRING ON THE FLOOR OFF THE BARRICADE! QUEN EATS A FALCON ARROW OFF THE BARRICADE! OH MY GOD THAT RULED! Zay superkicks Nicholas and Matthew in pink eats some shots before an Asai moonsault by Zay! Zay gets 2 off a springboard crossbody on Matthew! Zay eats a powerbomb/sliced bread and Quen does the old RNR Express bit of taking his partner over to get the tag in. 




Quen eats a suplex on the apron! TK DRIVER COUNTERED INTO A CRADLE FOR 2! MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK IS AVOIDED AND GIN AND JUICE HITS BUT MATTHEW ESCAPES! MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK BY PRIVATE PARTY GETS 2! Nicholas ballshot leads to a Zay belt shot for 2 when Matthew puts his foot on the rope! Quen 630 misses and the EVP Trigger ends it!


Jazwares hype before DON CALLIS VERBALLY DEMOLISHES SWERVE and hypes up THE ALPHA. YOUR HOUSE IS IN THE DON CALLIS FAMILY'S NEIGHBORHOOD! Darby and Tony Hawk are together and they talk about how Darby was going to climb for Tony's charity. Tony rides a bit and plants off of Darby's broken foot because of course. Jericho meets with Hook and says that he'll mentor him if he wants and Hook tells him he knows who he is. 


Mercedes is out for the women's 4-way. Awkward spot in the corner with Anna and Willow with Anna going for the corner foot choke too early and then Anna has to scooch over for the Kris seated bodyblock. Code Blue hits and Mercedes called it early. Missile dropkick by Willow! DOCTOR BOMB WINS IT FOR WILLOW! Willow vs. Julia Hart is official for Dynasty!


OC and Trent are out to face the Undisputed Kingdom. Quick start with Taven brawling on the floor. BENNETT HITS A FLIP DIVE! POCKETS DIVE ON THE KINGDOM! Trent tornado DDT into an OC pendulum DDT! Trent gets a jackknife pin and wins it! Matthew and Nicholas INTERRUPT THE HUG! They ascend from the EVPvator, smile and smirk, and descend. Incredible.



Cope-Cage III recap! Cope says the 40 year story is over - it's time to move on and defend the title! Swerve vs. THE ALPHA is up and Swerve does a cool fippy doo to avoid a hammer throw. Takeshita lands a giant forearm shiver to the jaw and Don hypes up Takeshita being a decathlete and playing 10 sports! Swerve lands an uppercut to the neck and a back xuplex into a backbreaker for 2. Rolling suplex from Swerve leads to Takeshita absorbing it and hitting a brainbuster! Snap German by Swerve leads to the Alpha responding with a sick forearm and sending him to the floor!


Crazy flip dive by Takeshita! Whateverthefuckthatheadscissordriver was ruled! SWERVE STOMP ON THE APRON! HOLY SHIT WHAT AN INSANE MATCH! JML DRIVER IS AVOIDED AND TURNED INTO A GERMAN AND THEN THE POWER DRIVE KNEE GETS 2.9! Takeshita eats a buckle and the house call! SWERVE STOMP HITS! 2.9! 2.9! 2.9! Head chop misses from Swerve but a ramming headbutt hits! SWERVE STOMP TO COUNTER A POWERBOMB! BIG PRESSURE AKA THE JML DRIVER WINS IT!



SWERVE'S TIME IS NOW! Well, Dynasty - but damn! Joe says that they will sign the match next week and he may think he's ready - BUT YOU ARE NOT THAT MAN!






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