Saturday, May 25, 2024

AEW Collision 5-25-24 - Double or Nothing Go-home Show

 YESTR faces Team Jarrett tonight and Mox is out to start the show off! Five years to the day, he debuted and took out Jericho and Omega before Callis interrupts. I gotta do Takeshita vs. Mox in 2K24 ASAP and Callis says that he cost Mox his title - but Mox sliced his face open violently and he is scarred for life! AND EVEN THEN, HE HELPED HIM BEAT OMEGA! He wants Mox to join the family and gets a FUCK 'EM MOXLEY, FUCK 'EM UP! chant. He threatens Callis and Takeshita jumps him! He flips off Mox and Pillmanizes his arm before the BCC saves.


Nigel hypes up the Undisputed Era...Kingdom and Ospreay talks about eating Cocoa Puffs and going to Japan. He LIVES FOR THIS BLOOD, BRUV! MY BLOOD IS BONDED WITH THAT CHAMPIONSHIP, SO SUNDAY, IT'S MINE - GAMBLE YOUR LIFE ON IT! Claudio, Garcia, and TANAHASHI. Why not just advertise him!? Dutch and Claudio do some clubbering and shoulderbutts before Vincent and Garcia go at it. Tana works slowly with Archer before Claudio swings Dutch around and Claudio just hercs Archer around too. High Fly Flow ends it. Elite propaganda ad airs to bury the BCC. 






Lucha Bros are out to face the Gunns and a Lucha Bros win gets them a trios title shot! Cool shit from the Lucha Bros with a rolling headscissor and then a blind dive splash from Fenix got 2.9! Last of the Dragon ends it and the trios gold is on the line! The Learning Tree is backstage and Jericho is extra Just For Men'd up here and he says that with two opponents, HE JUST HAS TO TRY HARDER! Keith tells him he's not done with him yet. Jericho says THANKS BRYAN! KOR is out to demolish KM, who is a perfect giant enhancement guy. Combo, triangle into an armbar wins it for KOR.


Willow and Kris are out after a CEO vs. Willow hype vid. She says that she's here to live her dream as TBS Champion and she'll go through anything to hold it! 4 Way tag time with Brody and Buddy, Gates of Agony, The Infantry and the Acclaimed. Caster calls them out for ball gags, cocks, says Cage can't stay hard. THE MEAT DIVISION IS HERE with Brody King and Toa just meating each other to death. FLYING SOFA FROM BRODY KING! HOB wins it and Cope is standing by! He says he's unleashing THE VERSION of him that has the devil on a shoulder, but no angel to be found! Copeland says that hey, you want me to join the house - but what if he's just doing all this to get closer to the House? THE HOUSE OF BLOOD...I like it...


Toni Storm's post-Dynamite promo is shown - NOTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON because if it was, then she would talk and that would be the main event. HER SEIZURES WILL SEEM LIKE A WALK IN THE PARK and in her obit, they'll mention that she lost to Toni Storm! Mariah May is out to face Leyha Hirsch. Mariah just chops the hell out of her before having Leyla motorboat her! Samoan drop by Mariah and a shotgun dropkick leads to an ad. Trish rana out of the corner by May! GERMAN AVOIDS THE HIP ATTACK! Headbutt and the knee hit and end it! Nigel does the WE'RE NOT WORTHY bit for her and he's right.


Deeb says some stuff for a bit. Oh boy.  EXCELLENT Cage vs. Swerve promo - I can't sleep in my house CUZ I'VE BEEN SPENDING YEARS BUILDING THIS ONE is a killer line. Danielson vs. Jarrett starts FOR A SECOND BEFORE JEFF TAGS OUT! Perfect! Dax gets bastkeballed by Singh. Danileson gets a corner mount punch series on Jeff and charges through him with a lariat. Corner dropkicks, but the Yes Lock is avoided by Lethal! Cash and Bryan soar! 3 ON 1 BEATING ON SINGH! YES KICKS TO HIM FROM ALL OF THEM AND HE'S NOT FALLING! FTR TRIGGER is almost no-sold before the busaiku knee! Stroke is avoided, but the Yes lock is turned into a post shot! BUSAIKI TO JEFF AND THE SHATTER MACHINE TO JAY END IT after Jeff accidentally chairshots Singh to the floor when Bryan moves!


Cash says in 2020, they debuted in AEW and AEW became their home and they will live and die for it. Cash says AEW MAKES THE BUSINESS BETTER and Dax says they're fighting for everyone who has a bad day and lives for AEW. 




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