Wednesday, April 9, 2025

AEW Dynamite 4-9-25


 

Mox says that they beat everyone and they roll down the hill and no one WANTS IT. Mox vs. Shibata opens the show up. Pumbling to start mid-ring and THEY CHOP and Mox boots him in the jaw. Shibata eats a piledriver,, pops up and PKs him! Eye thumb and the death rider end it and the Bucks are out. Mox and Marina leave and they say they love Hangman. The Bucks say they agree with  Mox  they want to make it the best company and they want them to chat before OMEGA IS OUT! He's mad about  the stretcher attack and well, he should be. He actually forgave them and he shouldn't have. 


Kenny talks about the Bucks losing their way and making life hard for the roster and they were shredding documents - they were writing off "business expenses" and Okada is out and now Swerve! Swerve says it's BUCK-HUNTING SEASSON! PAC JUMPS SWERVE! Buckle bomb to Pac and an apron s stomp by Swerve! Pac goes out and it looks like his ankle is messed up. Pump kick and swerve stomp end it - so hopefully he's not hurt too badly. 

WACKY 8-MAN TAG FOR 400K IS UP! RICOCHET IS THE CAPTAIN NOW AHAAA! The babyfaces are going to buy silly crap while Mark is going to diversify his portfolio. WACKY HARLEY AND MERCEDES BIT and Nana tells Hangman that he regrets what happened and Hangman tells him he doesn't get that. Ricochet cowers and Bailey ranas Mortos! Ospreay vs. Rush is up and then Ricochet is in and eats a FLOATING STINGER SPLASH by Knight. Bailey hits a slew of round kicks to Mortos! Tombstone lungblower to Bailey by Mortos! 


Pop up Samoan drop by Mortos and Knight counters a powerbomb into a DDT! Running torture rack neckbreaker by Action before a powerbomb into a FLOATING DVD BY RICOCHET! OSCUTTER TO MORTOS! UFO SPLASH HITS AND WINS...NO 2.9 THANKS TO RICOCHET! HIDDEN BLADE WINS IT THIS MATCH RULED! Rated FTR attack is shown and they say Cope is done while Tony says it's the worst thing he's seen. FTR is going to threaten Tony in Mid-Atlantic territory one day and it's going to be great. Hurt Syndicate is out and they recap the ring shot from MJF and it's toast time before MJF IS OUT. 


He says WE HURT PEOPLE and you're welcome BTW and TK wanted him in the Owen BUT NAH MD HE DOESN'T DO THAT! To join, you need three thumbs up and Shelton gives him one down and they leave. Megan Bayne looking 200 feet tall threatens to destroy someone on Collision. TIMELESS TONI is here and steals Taz's keys and says she left her chewing tobacco in it. Rosa vs. Kris is up  Toni says a team with her and Kris would be Thunder Thighs and with Tony, it'd just be Tits. Stat hits an armdrag and shotgun dropkick before a basement dropkick by Rosa on the ropes. Apron crotch dive and Toni's finish is The Big Package. Blue thunder bomb by KRIS GETS 2! destroyer gets 2 for Rosa! Sliding kne by Rosa gets 2! Rising lariat and the fever win it for Stat! Mercedes winning the Owen to get YET ANOTHER BELT is great stuff. Callis hypes up a Proto-Shita final. The Family has injuries and if anyone wants in, give him your account number.


Cole says success is also defined by failure and now he is THE FACE OF TNT! Jericho is out and he buries Bandido's family before bringing his "family" out. Bill says he didn't join to be his punching bag and Jericho said he picked them and he blames Bill for the loss. He's not angry, he's just disappointed and bats the TV and says it's time to leave. THE FIVE TOOL PLAYER hype video is aired and MJF is told off by MVP because of his past and Jericho bats some stuff and leaves. HOOK DOES JOE'S NOPE SPOT TO YUTA! Claudio double stomp to Hook on the apron! 

STEAMROLLER UPPERCUT BY CLAUDIO TO HOOK and a powerbomb Hart Attack gets 2.9! Mox is out and Yuta eye gouges before Shibata takes a chair from Mox. REDRUM MID-RING AND THE CLUTCH ON THE FLOOR WINS IT! RNC BY SHIBATA ON MOX! Marina chairshots Joe's knee AND A NEUTRALIZER ON A CHAIR TO HOOK! Joe calls them all cowardly sons of bitches and they came to fight! They want the trios titles - so I guess Pac is okay or they'll just sub hm.






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