Trios and tags are seemingly vacated and we get Lethal being Jordan Oliver with a figure four. Sammy teases Jericho for his tag title match later and MXM is out with Johnny and Taya to face THE FRAT HOUSE and Dark Order. Heels win with SEED TO THE FACE. Vox loses to Starks. Fox vs. Priest vs. Angelico vs. Dralistico is up for 50K and Drailistico wins it.
Ex starts off with an ECW Arena tradition of audio sounding like shit before FTR and Stoke come out in the small, but cool entranceway. Dax has audio issues because this venue is utter shit and they brawl with Cope and Cage after Cage jumps Stokely. Darby paints ALL OUT in blood and sets it ablaze backstage to set up his Mox match. Mox vs. Garcia is up and Mox eats his own wacky line. DDT ON THE STEPS BY MOX for a 9 on the floor. Dragon Tamer is on and the PILEDRIVER GETS 2.9 FOR GARCIA! Another dragon tamer attempt leads to a small package win for Mox.
Yuta cuts a promo against the crowd and the wacky AI Sinatra music IS HIS THEME MUSIC NOW as the lights go out for the HOOK SIGNAL. Stat and Harley against FORD and Bayne. GTR BY STAT! WRATH IS FELT by Ford and Kris gets her new submission win on Ford and Bayne attacks Kris afterwards. WILLOW IS OUT TO SAVE!
Renee is mid-ring for a Mone' belt celebration. SHE IS NINE BELTS MONE and wants 11 to beat Ultimo's record of 10. Renee sets up Mone vs. WINDSAAAHHHH and Mark cuts a promo from a room he's renovating AND YET ANOTHER CHILD OF HIS! Mark cuts a promo on MJF and then turns it to Fletcher for a TNT Title match - okay then. DON CALLIS RETURNS TO THE ECW ARENA! Josh in this role reminds me of AWA guys leaving to be WCW job guys for a pay raise. DCF faces Brodido and JETSPEED! DCF theme is better than Hook's new one and Josh gets a win!? OVER SPEEDBALL!? Okay then.
Hanger is out and DON CALLIS IS HERE! DCF brawl with Hanger before KENNY IS HERE! HANGER AND OMEGA HIT THEIR OLD TAG FINISH ON ARCHER! Jetspeed looked strong here too. Geeks of Agony vs. THE OPPS is up and Ricochet in this building looks perfect. Kahn and Shibata need to have a singles match - they rule together! MVP cracks Ricochet with his cane and Joe chokes him out! This ruled!
Geeks of Agony brawl with the Hurt Business on the floor. Claudio does a cool entrance outside before getting jumped by Darby, who eats a slam into chairs off a shopping cart throw and then he gets slammed through a Jeritron 5000 before A COFFIN DROP OFF THE BEAM TO CLAUDIO! CLAUDIO GETS THE ANNOUNCE TEAM TO LEAVE AND DOES THE BIGELOW-SPIKE TOSS THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! CLAUDIO MISSES A CORNER UPPERCUT THROUGH A TABLE! AVALANCHE GUTWRENCH THROUGH A TON OF CHAIRS and a running powerbomb through a table gets 2! Victory roll gets 2 for Darby and a Code Red lands for 2.5! TWO COFFIN DROPS WIN IT THIS RULED! A trillion billion stars!
Kidd jumps Darby with a release German before Mox goes after him BUT DARBY DOUBLE-LEGS HIM! This really did feel like a blend of modern AEW and peak ECW - fun stuff!
Danielson trolls WWE with the YES run down the aisle to start off commentary before doing ANOTHER YES CHANT on the barricade and Ospreay's out to an OLE OLE OLE OLE/OSPREAY OSPREAY chant. He then talks about getting sausage rolls during his first Glasgow indy and needing food and then that gets a chant. Ospreay says that didn't get cleared for Forbidden Door and he's going down the road others have gone down before - so he mad it lights out. Tana power walks out for the tag and Knight JUMPROPES SPEEDBALL AND HITS A DROPKICK ON CLAUDIO!
Cope and Cage are out with Cope getting a giant singalong and Cage being...basically his heel self before Killswitch returns and lays them out to replace Nick in the tag match as he's got a broken foot. Brodido vs. FTR fucks hard! Chops aplenty for FTR Bald by Brody, who sees himself caked in blood while Bandido eats a sheer drop brainhuster by Bald. ONE MAN TO TWO RANA BY BANDIDO! SHATTER MACHINE but Brody blind tagged out at 27 minutes! APRON RNC BY BRODY! SHATTER MACHINE GETS 2.9! MJF threatens to light MARK ON FIRE and Hanger runs after him but he's run away already.
Athena and Mercedes are out to face Toni and WINDSAAHHHHH! Tope by Athena by bossing Mone around and then she powerbombs Toni on the floor. Toni gets wiped out and Athena hits a blind-dive O Face on Windsaahhhh to win the main event.
Hangman and MJF have a classic back and forth with MJF getting in a great line baout knowing from a young age that if God was all-knowing and all-powerful, he couldn't be all good and MJF gets goaded into the contract title shot for Forbidden Door. THIS WAS INCREDIBLE! Mox and the Riders are here and Knight squares off with forearms before a floor brawl. Knight gets bit but lands an OKADA DROPKICK and bites Mox! STANDING UFO SPLASH HITS for 2. OVER THE TOP ROPE AND POST TOPE BY KNIGHT after a superplex into the stratosphere. DARCE CHOKE OFF THE UFO SPLASH is locked on! Darby saunters out with a bodybag and a skateboard and Yuta takes the skateboard to the back and gets into a bodybag. BUT Claudio catches Darby off the coffin drop and waylays him. Claudio wraps him in the bodybag and eats the UFO drop! OSPREAY ATTACKS LAUDIO so that's seemingly set for FD. Or rather, a giant lights out steel cage tag instead.
Women's trio tag is up with Toni putting Windsor over big. Windsor sharpshooter wins it over Skye Blue. Toni and Windsor against Mercedes and Athena in Scotland next week. Cope vs. Stoke is incredible. Cope gets his song sung and Stoke dies on the vine twice trying a spear to a HOLY SHIT chant. Cope gets 2 spears and FTR attacks and CHRISTIAN SAVES COPE! AND THEY HUG!
THE HOOK SIGNAL is summoned with a wacky '50s Sinatra song because New York I guess. Bucks are out to a JOBBERS chant and Taz is okay with only them wearing orange and black to team with Josh and THE PROTOSTAR Kyle Fletcher! Hiromu faces Fletcher at FD and Kyle's left arm is all taped up. Time Bomb wins it over Josh. Renee has audio issues so Taz and Ex vamp for a bit before she brings out Swerve and we get an Okada promo before Mox goes into the Extras room to chat with the Bucks. Opps are out for face LFI. and Hobbs and Mortos are great together until Shibata runs wild and eats a triple basement dropkick. RUSH AND SHIBATA WARFARE ENSUES! Coquine wins it over Dralistico. MJF jumps Hanger in the parking garage
It's been a fun day watching the King of the Hill season and we've got MOX VS. SPEEDBALL TO START after a killer MJF promo that really makes me think Mark Briscoe is winning the main event. Triangle moonsault after Knight counters Marina getting involved. DRAPING MOONSAULT KNEEDROP TO THE BARRICADE! Standing SSP and then an SSP and a cross armbar give Speedball an edge before flash cradles give Mox an edge. X plex gets 2 for Mox before Darby RAGS YUTA! FLASH CRADLE GETS 2.9 that's really a 3 because Mox didn't kick out properly and then the Death Rider wins it.
Toni and Windsor are backstage and Toni gets Windsor to be all sexy-time on the promo and saying it's time to go lick to lick. Darby put Yuta in a body bag and stapled a note with FORBIDDEN DOOR on his head. Windsor vs. Queen vs. Blue vs. Starkz is up for a TBS Title shot at Forbidden Door. AVALANCHE CODE BLUE GETS 2 ON WINDSOR! Blue eats a frosion from Queen for 2. FROSIEN TO SKYE ON THE CHAIR AFTER A CODE BLUE IS COUNTERED! Windsor win sit with the large package! CEO! CEO! Renee chats with the Bucks about Brodido and THEY ARE DISRESPECTED!
The Protostar is out and the Fletchlight Section is here! FUCK DON CALLIS chants are here and Fletcher hypes up ending Dustin's career. He's defending on Collision and Cope says that Cage showed no remorse and he's learned nothing and Cope vs. Stokely is next week. Brodido are here and the Bucks' wall doesn't go up and Roberts reads their copy perfectly by the letter. Bucks get MAX AND JEREMY graphics, ice scream truck music and a single pyro shot twice before hitting a standing moonsault/frog splash on Brody for 2. Bucks run wild on Bandido for Brody tags in and chops the shit out of the Bucks a bunch before HOPPING OVER THE TOP TO THE APRON for a cannonball!
Nick and Bandido tightrope walk on the barricade and Bandido wins that battle. TOPE SUICIDA BY BRODY! The Brody-pop up 450 FROM BANDIDO WINS IT. THIS RULED - one of the best tag matches of the year! MVP hypes up his boys and MJF sucks up and wants the Syndicate done so it's just MVP and MJF and MVP tells him he hopes he fails for the World title because if he wins it, Lashley's coming.
Stoke says that he's short, bald and can't get any hoes but Cope's wife has the head of a Micro Brawler. Okada and Swerve get a killer video before Swerve says he'll beat him. MJF has renamed the CMLL World Light Heavyweight title into just the CMLL World Title and Mark runs wild before eating a ROPE ASSISTED ABDOMINAL STRETCH! Froggy bow gets 2! MJF almost gets a win off a countout through a table but he stopped the countout by attacking and the heatseeker wins and THE FOOT'S ON THE ROPE! Tremendous! Nice post-match brawl with Hanger and MJF too.
Cardi B comes out after a long video package and YOWWWZ a bunch. Roman and Jey tag match opens up the show and 2 minutes, the opener actually starts with brawling. Hey dives on the pile before Bron Steinerlines Jey
