Ex starts off with an ECW Arena tradition of audio sounding like shit before FTR and Stoke come out in the small, but cool entranceway. Dax has audio issues because this venue is utter shit and they brawl with Cope and Cage after Cage jumps Stokely. Darby paints ALL OUT in blood and sets it ablaze backstage to set up his Mox match. Mox vs. Garcia is up and Mox eats his own wacky line. DDT ON THE STEPS BY MOX for a 9 on the floor. Dragon Tamer is on and the PILEDRIVER GETS 2.9 FOR GARCIA! Another dragon tamer attempt leads to a small package win for Mox.
Yuta cuts a promo against the crowd and the wacky AI Sinatra music IS HIS THEME MUSIC NOW as the lights go out for the HOOK SIGNAL. Stat and Harley against FORD and Bayne. GTR BY STAT! WRATH IS FELT by Ford and Kris gets her new submission win on Ford and Bayne attacks Kris afterwards. WILLOW IS OUT TO SAVE!
Renee is mid-ring for a Mone' belt celebration. SHE IS NINE BELTS MONE and wants 11 to beat Ultimo's record of 10. Renee sets up Mone vs. WINDSAAAHHHH and Mark cuts a promo from a room he's renovating AND YET ANOTHER CHILD OF HIS! Mark cuts a promo on MJF and then turns it to Fletcher for a TNT Title match - okay then. DON CALLIS RETURNS TO THE ECW ARENA! Josh in this role reminds me of AWA guys leaving to be WCW job guys for a pay raise. DCF faces Brodido and JETSPEED! DCF theme is better than Hook's new one and Josh gets a win!? OVER SPEEDBALL!? Okay then.
Hanger is out and DON CALLIS IS HERE! DCF brawl with Hanger before KENNY IS HERE! HANGER AND OMEGA HIT THEIR OLD TAG FINISH ON ARCHER! Jetspeed looked strong here too. Geeks of Agony vs. THE OPPS is up and Ricochet in this building looks perfect. Kahn and Shibata need to have a singles match - they rule together! MVP cracks Ricochet with his cane and Joe chokes him out! This ruled!
Geeks of Agony brawl with the Hurt Business on the floor. Claudio does a cool entrance outside before getting jumped by Darby, who eats a slam into chairs off a shopping cart throw and then he gets slammed through a Jeritron 5000 before A COFFIN DROP OFF THE BEAM TO CLAUDIO! CLAUDIO GETS THE ANNOUNCE TEAM TO LEAVE AND DOES THE BIGELOW-SPIKE TOSS THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! CLAUDIO MISSES A CORNER UPPERCUT THROUGH A TABLE! AVALANCHE GUTWRENCH THROUGH A TON OF CHAIRS and a running powerbomb through a table gets 2! Victory roll gets 2 for Darby and a Code Red lands for 2.5! TWO COFFIN DROPS WIN IT THIS RULED! A trillion billion stars!
Kidd jumps Darby with a release German before Mox goes after him BUT DARBY DOUBLE-LEGS HIM! This really did feel like a blend of modern AEW and peak ECW - fun stuff!
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