It's an exciting night of AEW action with the first female Blood and Guts match alongside the men's one. I expect the men's match to close the show out given that it is seemingly setting up something big with Claudio taking over the Death Riders or at least Mox being excommunicated. Hangman faces Hobbs in a falls count anywhere match and the women's Blood and Guts match starts us off! Skye Blue is in the workers spot here. Hockey fight to start between Make a Difference Willow and Skye Blue, who eats an alley oop on the cage and A POUNNCE INTO IT!
Damn, Skye is all sliced up! She and Julia double powerbomb Willow before they look for something buckle pads and can't find it. Double gordbuster and double kneeling superkick to Willow! Harley comes in and tosses a chair at Skye's head before slingblading and punching Julia. Willow gets a double lariat to give her team a brief edge. SMILEY TRASH CAN CANNONBALL! Thekla comes out ripped to shreds and whips everyone with a belt around her boot.
HAYTER IS HERE! THEKLA GETS THROWN INTO THE TACKS FACE FIRST and Hayter slices up folks with a barb wire kendo stick! Bayne saunters out with Ford doing poses in wacky entrance gear before dealing damage. Okay that's kinda stupid. Kris is out and has the belt and smacks folks with a pool cue and a Vader bomb to Bayne! Kris and Willow bicker-ish and try to get along but get bonked together. Harley crossbody to the pile and it's Mone time! She takes a thousand years to get out there and has a table and goons set up with her belts. Mercedes goes after Stat and leaves to get belts before Mina is out with a barb wire bat and does a tiny dance. MARINA IS OUT FOR THE HEELS after Mina takes out Mone for a bit.
A BED OF NAILS IS HERE and somehow everyone misses it and KRIS GETS TOSSED INTO THE NAILS! JOKER TONI is here and throws pearls into folks and brings a bucket and ice in. VINTAGE BOOTER COOTER by Marina! TAI PEI DEATH MATCH TONI STORM USING THE GLASS AND TAPE! DOUBLE HIP ATTACKS WITH MINA! Thekla and Julia superplex Jamie to the ground! Harley uses the puppet to distract Mone with a knuck shot! Thekla and Julia use their small frames to get out and take out the ref to get the key before allowing Mone to dominate everyone and throw them out. Stat is sliced up and throws Thekla and Julia into the cage. Mone and Kris go up to the top!
SAMOAN DROP THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE FLOOR BY KRIS to MONE! MARINA EATS A DDT INTO THE GLASS! Marina tosses the mirror into Toni and then STOMPS THE GLASS TO PUT IT ON HER FOOT TO TAKE OUT MINA! mother's milk to Mina! TONI SURRENDERS and she can afford the loss.
Nice video recap of Hangman and Hobbs going up next. Bucks need to yay or nay the DCF next week. Cool usage of the buckle pad being removed with it showing the bolt. Hanger eats a slam and gets trucked into the barricade. WSM on the steps! Nasty landing for Hobbs off a backdrop on the announce table - landed right on his ass and hip. He seems fine and got up quick to take a lariat over the barricade! Spinebuster through a table in the crowd to Hanger! Hobbs eats a running boot and goes through an electrical gimmick and Hanger of course wins it - this was a different kind of batshit insane!
THE OPPS ARE HERE AND JOE CHAIRSHOTS HANGER! Hook and Kingston, well Kingston save. Hook seems to be turning and IT'S MENS BLOOD AND GUTS! Tony brings out Ricky Steamboat and Ric Flair for Greensboro! Ricky can still do the hop over the top rope which THEY DIDN'T SHOW. Tony puts over the Youngblood tag as a big deal in Greensboro. FTR INTERRUPTS! Stoke is nearly as grey as Ricky and Ricky bashes FTR for being assholes now. Dax tells him that he should have saved his money so he wouldn't be here and Ricky tells them to kiss his ass BUT sometimes you realize you're 73... and they go to beat him up before BRODIDO SAVES! RICKY CHOPS DAX and he is having a blast.
Darby and Yuta start the match off and Darby hits a shotgun dropkick to the floor. Bryan is overjoyed that Yuta will suffer for an hour and adores the irish whip. Yuta tells the ref to shut the door so Darby can't keep running from shit. SPIDER-MAN WALL RUN INTO A COFFIN DROP! OC is out and breaks his shades to smash them into Yuta's face. TACK SKATEBOARD TO THE BACK OF YUTA! Garcia is out with a KN95 mask and he DOUBLE CHOKES THE FACES! OC eats a lariat to the gut with a chain before Roddy hits a chain of backbreakers to Yuta to Bryan's delight before Claudio is here and Mark is out so the heels have the edge in a new way.
KOR is here after Claudio ragdolls Darby. Yuta piledrives Darby! Mox is out at 4 and just scissors guys a bunch. THEY RAKE IT ACROSS THE BACK OF DARBY! KOR is like Eddie '04 bleeding here. Mox uses the mirror bit to slash up Roddy and THE HEELS ARE OFFICIALLY AT A 5-4 EDGE DUE TO THE DCF ATTACK! STUFFED PILEDRIVER TO DARBY ON GLASS!
Mark is out and he gets bolt cutters and he's got a white shirt on! Yuta eats a suplex on the floor! Mark goes up to the cage and brawls with Yuta while DG and KOR do holds on the floor. Mark and Kyle carabiner up some chairs. Yuta ballshots him to avoid a J driller and a chairshot to Mark and a weird ad break out of nowhere. Yuta wants a Jay driller and Mark ballshots him and JAY DRILLER! Darby jams a hammer in the throat of Claudio before GABE KIDD STUNGUNS DARBY! POCKETS DROPKICK BUT MOX STAPLES HIS HANDS TO HIS PANTS! Pac and Gabe hang Darby off the tunnel! LIGHTER FLUID WITH TABLES! OH MY GOD!
KOR is bulldog choked into the chain and flips him off! FISHERMAN BUSTER BY MARK TO PAC THROUGH A TABLE OFF THE STEPS! ORANGE PUNCH TO MOX! KOR GETS THE ANKLE LOCK AND OC SAVES AND KYLE GETS THE WIN WITH A TAP OFF THE ANKLE LOCK PAYING OFF A MONTH OF ANGLES! Tremendous!
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