God what a time to be a fan - a B-level TV show has THIS KIND OF CARD. THE SICKOS ARE OUT and OC is here to face Roderick despite a back injury. OC goes for a run-up DDT BUT EATS A BACKBREAKER FOR 2. MASSIVE chop to OC! A SIDE HEADLOCK TAKEOVER ON THE FLOOR avoids a backbreaker on the barricade briefly. Gripping powerslam gets 2 for Roddy and Roddy eats a tornado DDT for 2. FLASH CRADLE WINS IT FOR OC!
FTR and BIG STOKE are here and the SHUT THE FUCK UP chant is okay, but not Stoke saying bullshit and the Bang Bang Gang wants their shot. DARTH CLAUDIO IS HERE TO FACE DORADA! PRESS SLAM INTO THE BARRICADE TO DORADA! CORNER MURDER UPPERCUT gets 2! DORADA AVOIDS AN AVALANCHE PRESS SLAM WITH A RANA! SSP BY DORADA WINS IT!
Toni and Mina are a tag team no matter what - they've been through a lot and love each other. Willow and Harley are cool with that and Tony chugs a whole glass of whine instantly. Swerve and his new, more epic but less catchy theme are back. He says he's gonna cut through the Opps Dojo like it's Dynasty Warriors and he wants to team with Hangman at Winter is Coming but then they have to talk. Josh is out and boring the crowd to death before calling them all furries and then they pop and I think we're getting Swerve vs. Josh one day or something cool. Okay that's the next Collision. MERCEDES IS OKAY GUYS EVERYTHING IS FINE!
She does the Curry Man dance and wins quickly with the crossface after a break. AND SHE BALLSHOTS CD! Kingston talks about Joe not being able to get in his head BECAUSE HE'S IN HIS HEAD ALL DAY! Ricochet vs. Ace Austin is up and Nigel tells a Ricochet joke about the chicken crossing the road becA-AHAAuse! Austin gets over huge JUST FACING RICOCHET. Doctor bomb hits but the Fold doesn't. Spirit Gun avoided! MASSIVE HART ATTACK LARIAT which is somehow different and the vertigo driver wins it. FTR beats up Ace being a part of the BBG and THE BANG BANG GANG SAVES and grab the gold!
Mox vs. Take time! Mox gets his leg worked on BUT MOX GETS AN ANKLE LOCK AND TAKE SLAMS THE MAT BUT IT'S NOT A TAP! FLIP DIVE AFTER HE FIRES UP ON THE BAD ANKLE! BLUE THUNDER BOMB ON THE FLOOR THROUGH A TIMEKEEPERS AREA! Mox gets in at 9 BUT EATS A FROG SPLASH FOR 2.9! MOX MOX MOX CHANT! Take hits the Hennig knee-snapper! RUNNING BASEMENT KNEE HITS FOR 2.9 FOR TAKE! RAGING FIRE FALCON ARROW WINS IT!
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