Maximum Carnage is next week and we get a rare pre-show angle on social media with Jake Something and Mark Davis beating the shit out of JetSpeed to collect on a bounty from Ricochet as they promise a BIG PRESENCE ON COMMENTARY - JIM ROSS! Ricochet says IT'S NOT A BOUNTY IT'S A GENTLEMAN'S AGREEMENT! Mox vs. Shelton is up to start and if it goes 20 minutes, a draw gets Shelton a win and a title shot.
They walk and brawl in the crowd after some nice fighting mid-ring. BARRICADE LARIAT BY SHELTON! MVP talks about Shelton wrestling and doing a track meet at the same day. GERMAN ON THE FLOOR BY SHELTON! AVALANCHE BUTTERFLY SUPERPLEX BY SHELTON! SUPLEX CITY BY SHELTON! Paydirt hits for 2.5! PARADIGM SHIFT GETS 2.5! Chinlock by Mox at the 19 minute mark! RISING KNEE TO MOX KOS HIM for 2.9! TRIANGLE CHOKE BY SHELTON! BUT MOX STACKS HIM AND WINS AT 19:55!
WRESTLE KINGDOM CLIPS for Tana's last match. The Demand is out and Perry is out AND THE BUCKS ARE HIS PARTNERS with the SUPERKICK PARTY THEME! Vintage Bucks offense before the break. Nick hits a destroyer to Ricochet! Doyle and Davis attack the Bucks BUT JETSPEED IS HERE and ALSO ANDRADE! And he attacks the faces too!
Willow celebration time! We get WWE ECW lighting and Mercedes is invited out and goes into the cake! VINTAGE BRISCOE PROMO from Mark on Hechicero. Thekla cuts a weird promo with the Sisters and the vibes from them remain odd. They face Kris and the Babes next week and I figure Mone helps them win that. Sammy vs. Bandido is up! Sammy hits a pump kick and gets hyped up as having matured since 2019 in Dynamite's first match - which was against MJF during his panda head days. SPRINGBOARD SSP BY SAMMY TO THE FLOOR! Sammy is all bloody off somSething. POP UP CUTTER BY BANDIDO! Sammy avoids a 21 PLEX AND HITS A FLYING KNEE FOR 2! 21 PLEX WINS IT before MJF is out and insults CMLL.
He says he's a lucha legend and HE HAS JON CRUZ WITH HIM for translation just like his CMLL run and MJF tells him to give him the ring now and cancel the match too because he's going to dogwalk him. Bandido grabs Cruz's mic and tells him he can speak English YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH! And MJF just ballshots him or between the barn and the chicken house as JR says. Bandido gets the right from MJF and HITS A 21 PLEX ON CRUZ AND THEN MJF!
Toni vs. Marina is up! Marina dominates before an ad break. More stuff from Marina and Toni gets a brief edge and wants the hip attack but NO THE BIG PACKAGE IS ON but YUTA GETS HER DQed by pulling the ref out. Marina kicks Mina before LUTHER IS SAVED BY THE CONGLOMERATION! Darby and Pac fight and Darby jumps him with a fire extinguisher and throws him into a steel door before threatening to shatter his ankle unless he gets the match so he does. Okay then. Main event lights out match is up.
AND IT'S A SHOOT LIGHTS OUT match and looks like shit. okay, so watching on TV is bad enough but imagine paying for a ticket in this shit. It took them a good 5 minutes to turn the lights on. STAPLES APLENTY FROM HANGER TO HOOK BEFORE HE STAPLES HOBBS' COCK! Hanger and Swerve get a board and cinder blocks out and NANA SAVES HANGER FROM HOBBS! CHAIRS APLENTY FOR HOBBS FROM SWERVE! HOBBS CATCHES HIM AND GETS THE WSM ON THE CINDER BLOCKS FOR 2 THANKS TO A HANGER SAVE! Hanger and Swerve get chained together and THEY FLIP EACH OTHER OVER to escape.DEADEYE AND THE SWERVE STOMP TO HOBBS ON THE CINDER BLOCKS! Hanger chokes out Hook and a HOUSE CALL TO HOOK! BUCKSHOT TO HOOK! AND HE HANGS HOOK TO TAP!
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