Wednesday, December 10, 2025

AEW Dynamite 12-10-25 - WINTER IS COMING

 


The women's tag team title final starts the show off with the Love Bombs against the Babes of Wrath and it's a fast start with physical action and TONI HITS MONGOLIAN CHOPS! Toni calls for the chickenwing on Harley WITH CHICKEN MANNERISMS! Dueling figure 4 by Mina with an Indian deathlock on the other side! WILLOW SUPLEXES TONI ON THE FLOOR! Harley hits HER FINISHING MOVE and the BABES WITH THE POWERBOMB WINS IT!


Renee chats them up and Willow says she's tired and Harley's lips are smashed up. Opps are backstage and Joe tells Eddie that his time has come - and now he'll receiver THE REAL SAMOA JOE! Mox says everything is sparking and time's running out but he's proven that he can score big. Jack Perry is out in revamped gear to get into the C2 AGAINST THE GREATEST TOURNAMENT WRESTLER EVER IN OKADA. So you know, no pressure or anything.



Running rana by Jack and a LUNATIC FRINGE ELBOW TO A STANDING OKADA! A Jack dive on the floor leaves his clutching his knee! Okada eats the knee and a tombstone from Okada leads to a COCK BITE and a snaretrap. Okada avoids the knee, lands a shortarm lariat and hits a twirling powerslam to setup THE RAINMAKER TO WIN! Possibly Perry's best match ever. Callis calls for the guys to lift Jack up and he wants to let him know that he has openings in the family...He declines AND THE BUCKS AND THE DINOSAUR HELP! BTE TRIGGER TO OKADA before Takeshita eats a superkick for Don!



Kingston says he's nervous and he likes it and he thinks of the GOAT Terry Funk winning the title 50 years ago and he hopes he makes him proud. Mark is out and says anyone who doubts him can kiss his BIG WHITE ASS which Ex says is due to all the beans and bread. Yuta is out to a FUCK YOU YUTA chant before Danny says Mark is just kinda sad and he'll have to provide for his family with a broken leg. 


The Sisters of Sin beat up Hayter before Kris and a chair save. Opps are out and Swerve and Hanger are in the crowd and the dojo gets stapled up by Swerve! SWERVE'S THEME GETS NEW JACK'D throughout the opening of the match! They brawl for eons with weapons and staple guns and NOW THE BELL RINGS AND THE RULES HAVE TO BE FOLLOWED for a tornado tag. SUPLEX BY SHIBATA IN THIS RULES MATCH! SHIELD BOMB TO HOBBS THROUGH A TABLE AND THE BUCKSHOT HITS! HOUSECALL WINS IT! 


DON CALLIS THREATENS TO SUE THE BUCKS but he wants an ass-whipping instead! WINNER TAGS ALL TAG! BIG STOKE says the most dangerous drug is THIS CAMERA because it's an addiction that leads to people thinking they deserve TV time! SPEEDBALL time against Fletcher and this should rule. MASSIVE SLAM ON THE BARRICADE BY KYLE TO MIKE AND HIS BACK IS JACKED! SSP KNEEDROP TO KYLE! KYLE BOMB INTO A RANA BY BAILEY! PK BY BAILEY! BUZZSAW KICK BY BAILEY GETS 2! APRON BOMB AND THE CORNER KICK AND SHEER DROP BRAINBUSTER GETS 2.9! Kyle gets a bit cheeky and  LEG-TRAPPED SUNSET FLIP WINS IT FOR SPEEDBALL! 


THE ELITE ARE BACK TOGETHER FOR THE MILLION DOLLAR TRIOS TAG! Kingston gets his jabs in BUT JOE FIGHTS BACK. Joe chokes him on the rope and a KINGSTON EXPLODER GETS 2! URAKEN BLOCKED AND A JOE HEADBUTT HITS. Kingston gets a cutter! URAKEN COUNTERED INTO THE CHOKE! AND IT'S OVER! Wow.



Holiday Bash has Elite vs the DCF for the money! We get a closeup of Eddie for the agony of defeat.



Saturday, December 6, 2025

AEW Collision 12-6-25 - Ricochet vs. Ace Austin, Mox vs. Takeshita

 


God what a time to be a fan - a B-level TV show has THIS KIND OF CARD. THE SICKOS ARE OUT and OC is here to face Roderick despite a back injury. OC goes for a run-up DDT BUT EATS A BACKBREAKER FOR 2. MASSIVE chop to OC! A SIDE HEADLOCK TAKEOVER ON THE FLOOR avoids a backbreaker on the barricade briefly. Gripping powerslam gets 2 for Roddy and Roddy eats a tornado DDT for 2. FLASH CRADLE WINS IT FOR OC!

FTR and BIG STOKE are here and the SHUT THE FUCK UP chant is okay, but not Stoke saying bullshit and the Bang Bang Gang wants their shot. DARTH CLAUDIO IS HERE TO FACE DORADA! PRESS SLAM INTO THE BARRICADE TO DORADA! CORNER MURDER UPPERCUT gets 2! DORADA AVOIDS AN AVALANCHE PRESS SLAM WITH A RANA! SSP BY DORADA WINS IT!





Toni and Mina are a tag team no matter what - they've been through a lot and love each other. Willow and Harley are cool with that and Tony chugs a whole glass of whine instantly. Swerve and his new, more epic but less catchy theme are back. He says he's gonna cut through the Opps Dojo like it's Dynasty Warriors and he wants to team with Hangman at Winter is Coming but then they have to talk. Josh is out and boring the crowd to death before calling them all furries and then they pop and I think we're getting Swerve vs. Josh one day or something cool. Okay that's the next Collision. MERCEDES IS OKAY GUYS EVERYTHING IS FINE!


She does the Curry Man dance and wins quickly with the crossface after a break. AND SHE BALLSHOTS CD! Kingston talks about Joe not being able to get in his head BECAUSE HE'S IN HIS HEAD ALL DAY! Ricochet vs. Ace Austin is up and Nigel tells a Ricochet joke about the chicken crossing the road becA-AHAAuse! Austin gets over huge JUST FACING RICOCHET. Doctor bomb hits but the Fold doesn't. Spirit Gun avoided! MASSIVE HART ATTACK LARIAT which is somehow different and the vertigo driver wins it. FTR beats up Ace being a part of the BBG and THE BANG BANG GANG SAVES and grab the gold!





Mox vs. Take time! Mox gets his leg worked on BUT MOX GETS AN ANKLE LOCK AND TAKE SLAMS THE MAT BUT IT'S NOT A TAP! FLIP DIVE AFTER HE FIRES UP ON THE BAD ANKLE! BLUE THUNDER BOMB ON THE FLOOR THROUGH A TIMEKEEPERS AREA! Mox gets in at 9 BUT EATS A FROG SPLASH FOR 2.9! MOX MOX MOX CHANT! Take hits the Hennig knee-snapper! RUNNING BASEMENT KNEE HITS FOR 2.9 FOR TAKE! RAGING FIRE FALCON ARROW WINS IT!






Friday, December 5, 2025

ROH Final Battle 2025





Six pack survival action main events a card full of good-to-great action. FILTER TIME FOR IAN! Outrunners vs. Premier Athletes are here. NO FRAT HOUSE!? Story interferes and the carpet ride gets 2! Outrunners win it and Leila Grey is out to the Skyflight theme while Zayda Steel gets no theme and then she plays off that well until her theme hits. Back and forth armdrags and a tornado DDT hits for Steel but the angels wings wins it for Grey AND THEY SHAKE HANDS!


Shotty Lee vs. Ace Austin is up and it's a good showing for both guys. Lee got an Asai DDT on the floor off the barricade and suplex city, but The Fold wins it. GYVs are out to face Danny and YUTES with Mox on commentary. Tons of corner attacks before a Hart Attack forearm from Yutes gets 2. Gibson hits a Magnum and gets a tag before Drake is taken out on the floor and the busaiku wins it. 


Mox is sticking around on commentary! Starkz vs. Deonna is on to start and Mox is going to love this. Deonna works the arm to start and Billie uses up her first rope break. FUJIWARA ON Billie but will have to use up a rope break and does so. Apron Alabama slam by Billie! Splash gets 2 and a sleeper is on and Deonna uses HER FIRST ROPE BREAK IN EIGHT PURE MATCHES! Another Fujiwara but Deonna lets her burn the rope break to then lock on a ROPE SURFBOARD but Billie moves and pivots Deonna's throat in the rope! VENUS DEMILO AND KNEES TO THE HEAD! AND DEONNA WINS IT BY SUBSMISSION! Aminata wants next.



Nigel vs. Moriarty is up for a 30 minute iron man and Nigel says that ONE OF HIS MATCHES LEFT needs to be with him. NIGEL COMES OUT WITH THE OG PURE TITLE okay so maybe Nigel doesn't win this one. Lee spams the border city stretch and gets 2 falls but eats a loss to it giving Nigel a 1-fall disadvantage. SPLADLE GETS A FALL FOR NIGEL! NIGEL USES THE TRUNKS FOR A PIN! AND A FLASH PIN FOR LEE GETS A DRAW WIN FOR LEE! Nigel goes to leave and LEE WANTS SUDDEN DEATH! Schoolboy and a backslide get 2 for Nigel and a cradle series gets 2 for everyone. Bret sleeper stack gets 2 for Nigel BUT THE BACKLUND BRIDGE WINS IT via a double pin! 




ROH Boxing Day Brawl is announced and within a week, Mox could lose to both the CMLL and IWGP World Champs. Mox says the DCF is drinking from entitlement but HE IS RAISED ON OHIO TAP WATER! Mone vs. Velvet is up and the TOMBSTONE LUNGBLOWER HITS FOR MONE FOR 2.5! VELVET STACKS HER FOR THE WIN!? DK and Adam Priest are up against Sammy and Mortos for the tag titles. THE BEAST WINS! Kingston vs. Woods is up. STIFF BATTEL and a pump knee by Woods gets 2! Woods springboards right into a high-angle exploder! EVEREST GERMAN BY KINGSTON! Short-angle DDT wins it! 


Six man tags are up and we get a lot of interference before AN ANGELS WINGS but the numbers give STP the win. AEW National Title time with Dalton getting one more singles match! Dalton gives him kind of a Judas effect for some stalling. More stalling. More stalling. FOSBURY FLOP by Ricochet. Trouble in Paradise and a springboard moonsault gets 2 for Ricochet alongside a standing SSP for 2. SPIRIT GUN WINS IT! Survival of the Fittest time! Komander gets hoisted up to Bandido's shoulders and gets launched onto the pile on the floor WHILE STANDING ON HIS SHOULDERS! 




X KNEE TO SAMMY AND THE KOMANDER ROPEWALK SSP takes him out. HECHI VS. BEAST IN BEEF WARFARE! BLAKE WALKS OFF BANDIDO AND THEN KOMANDER'S SHOULDERS FOR A DESTROYER TO MORTOS! HEADSCISSOR DRIVER TO MORTOS TAKES OUT MORTOS BY HECHI! VANILLA BABY TAKES OUT KOMANDER! LOW DOWN BY BANDIDO GETS 2! Bandido eliminates Blake and BLAKE HITS THE SACRIFICE and HECHI COULD WIN IT! Doctor check on Bandido and OPEN HAND CHOPS BY BOTH GUYS AND A STANDING CALF KICK BY HECHI! FLASH CRADLE WINS IT FOR BANDIDO! Good God and THERE'S STILL ONE MATCH LEFT!


Mercedes tells Leila to get the fuck out of her way and we may get Grey vs. Mone on Collision for the TBS Title. AND IT'S ON! Curb stomp by Perseophone to Athena gives her an edge. Razor's Edge is avoided by Athena and Athena gets a Koji clutch! She escapes but gets cradled into another one! CHAIN OF NORTHERN LIGHTS BY PERSOPHONE! SPEAR HITS! RAZOR'S EDGE AND A CRADLE GETS 2.9! O FACE WINS IT FOR YEAR 3 OF THE TITLE WIN!





Wednesday, December 3, 2025

AEW Dynamite 12-3-25 - Mox vs. Claudio



Kinda draining workday with it going from 8:45 to 4PM with no break, but I hit up Lidl afterwards and got some nice food. Been playing a lot of Galactic Rock Survivor and Tony brings out Joe and Kingston for a face to face while I have some fun with filters. Joe mocks the city and says Kingston was his victim so Hook could learn from a loser. Kingston cuts a fantastic promo on Joe about Hook learning to not quit. Trios champs challenge Dark Order for ROH before PAC in a DK singlet comes out to face OKADA!!! 



Pac boots him on the apron and hits a Gatsin cutter into the ring! GODDAMN DROPKICK FROM OKADA! Tombstone but Pac wants a Brutalizer and gets cradled to lose! Mark Briscoe promo on Danny G and he wants him at Winter is Coming and we get a Demand promo and promoters all over the world are bugging him for a shot at his National Title and he's a viral sensation and he'll face Dalton at Final Battle and he'll defend again at Collision. Knight vs. Fletcher is up and we get some grappling before fast counters and flips. COAST TO COAST TREE OF WOE TO FLETCHER! But he hurts his back! UFO MEETS THE KNEES AND A CRADLE GETS 2! SITOUT LAST RIDE GETS THE 2.9!! CORNER KICK AND THE SHEER DROP BRAINBUSTER WINS IT!



DON HAS SOMETHIING IMPORTANT TO SAY and he calls out the Bucks for SIDING WITH KENNY and the DCF beats them up before the Jurassic Express saves and ALSO KENNY! Women's tag title semis are up. The Love Bombs in Duke Droese garb is no buys but they hit back to back tornado DDTs off the apron to the floor. Storm Zero off the apron to Bayne through a picnic table! Bayne F5 onto a waiting Marina is nixed AND SANTA LUTHER IS HERE! THE SHOE AND THE LARGE PACKAGE WIN! They'll win next week at Winter is Coming!



FTR vs. BBG is recapped and we get MR. STORM getting called out and it's Opps vs. Dark Order time and the Opps kill them with Hobbs getting the WSM for the win. Hanger DEFENDS HIS BUDDIES and kills Dojo geeks. Hobbs miscue hits Shibata and A BUCKSHOT TO GOONS! Okada and Take bicker and DON LIES about Take in training and Callis isn't putting the International on the line BECAUSE HE ISN'T AN IDIOT! Hanger cuts a promo on him being cost what he worked so hard to get and he'll take out THE OPPS! 





Mox is out WALKING THROUGH THE VENUE and Renee says Claudio has to take it! Matwork until STRIKES APLENTY! Double axe on the arm to load up a lariat by Mox! ONE STOMP MISSES FOR MOX AND ANOTHER DOESN'T AND GETS 2! RNC BY MOX! CHARGING UPPERCUT TO MOX AGAINST THE BARRICADE! CHAIR DOUBLE STOMP TO MOX! Claudio wins it with the uppercut of death with FIVE MINUTES LEFT and beats him for only the second time!







 

Thursday, November 27, 2025

AEW Collision 11-27-25 - Thanksgiving!


 

C2 time to start with Pac facing Speedball and chops and forearms start us off. Big boot sends Pac to the floor and a triangle moonsault hits Pac! Discus forearm by Bailey and a running brogue by Pac! Bailey eats Germans on the floor for a 9.5 on the floor before an Asai moonsault! Corner belly to belly by Pac! POISON RANA BY BAILEY! Corner tornado kick hits but the Ultima Weapon misses and a lariat/brutalizer wins it! This ruled! Okada vs. Pac on Dynamite should be even better. Danny tells Daddy Magic he needs to bleed one more time for him tonight and Mox steals the show with his mugging.



BRODIDO WANTS THE GOLD and Mox is great on commentary for Danny vs Daddy and Danny is headhunting with a dropkick trapping Daddy's head between the post and steps. DADDY MAGIC HULKS UP WITH DANNY'S DANCE and gets a schoolboy but THE BULLDOG CHOKE WINS IT! And now Mark's out with his new TNT Title after Danny talked about getting his belt back and Mox is just dumbfounded as to what he's saying. 





Ricochet says that as National Champ, he's the trendsetter. FTR and BIG STOKE are out to celebrate and Dax in glasses is hilarious before THE GUNN CLUB interrupts and they want the gold after beating FTR a few weeks ago - good TV match there. MxM TV is out dressed as the Wizard of Oz goons and THE DALTON RUNNERS ARE HERE! SON OF A BITCH elbow and the bangarang wins it! And The Demand whoops some ass. Ricochet shoves someone in the crowd and we get DCF bickering.



Shibata vs. Kingston is up and Kingston gets jumped before Shibata stomps on the arm after eating a butterfly suplex. Corner kick by Shibata is countered by a boot and a DDT WINS IT FOR KINGSTON and Nigel plays it up as the brain injury making him vulnerable there. Kingston says Hook's still his boy but he's gonna have to pay Hangman and Swerve. Kingston is told he's loved and he says he didn't want to deserve it and he isn't a character - he's pro wrestling. If you say you love him, he loves you because YOU LOVE PRO WRESTLING! Joe is the champ and Eddie says he has no peace without this ring and on December 10, Winter is Coming, he wants the AEW World Title!





Thekla vs. Tay is up and Nigel talks about Tay using judo to stay out of the streets. Tay dominates with a judo throw and inverted gogoplata before eating a face wash on the rope. Tay eats a suplex on the ramp and then the Death Trap is on BUT TAY ESCAPES and eats a superkick! THEKLA SPEAR IS MET WITH A KNEE FOR 2! CURB STOMP WINS IT FOR THEKLA! That ruled! The Sisters attack before Hayter saves and also here's Kris Statlander. 



C2 time with Takeshita vs. Roddy! Roddy avoids some stuff and looks on STERNLY! OKADA-STYLE GODDAMN DROPKICK BY RODDY! Floatover INTO AN OLYPIC SLAM BY RODDY! Inverted uranaga and the Tiger driver gets 2.5! Atomic toss by Roddy into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB BY TAKESHITA FOR 2! GAMENGUIRI BY RODDY to avoid an avalanche Falcon Arrow! TOP ROPE BUCKLE BACKBREAKER! Take blocks a knee with his forearm, which makes his forearm shiver only lightly rock Roddy into the ropes! Sick Kick avoided and turned into a mid-ring Chaos Theory for 2! Corner knee and the RAGING FIRE FALCON ARROW WIN IT! This absolutely ruled!