It's a loaded show tonight with Swerve vs. Kevin Knight in what should be a show-stealer and Omega vs. Alexander - FINALLY after it being teased during the AEW-TNA days. Collision is also being taped after Dynamite due to the horrible weather set to hit like all of the south. Tony S brings out MJF to start the show, which is generally go-away heat for me. MJF insults the fans and any other world champion while Tony is dressed in green and green and some horrid shoes. MJF says it's the year of the devil and no one's on his level. CUE BRODY KING!
MJF tells him he's only beaten jobbers and hey, now those standby matches make more sense. MJF and his burberry shoes may be worse than Tony's. Trios title recap and they workshop names with Bailey getting in Horsecock and Knight wanting Jet Set Rodeo! Joe vs. Bailey is up AND JOE CHOPS THE SOUL OUT OF HIM ON THE FLOOR! Shibata and Hook beat up Bailey on the floor and they don't bring up Hobbs at all. Bailey standing SSP misses but Joe's senton doesn't. Bailey gets him down and an SSP gets 2. Moonsault kneedrop on the apron misses and Shibata suplexes and kneebreakers Bailey on the floor. Joe mocks the fans with their claps and he kicks him around. A CRANE KICK, PK, AND SSP KNEEDROP HITS! FOR 2! Corner tornado kick but Hook prevents ultima! SCHOOLBOY GETS 2 FOR BAILEY! BAILEY GETS THE BRET SLEEPER COUNTER FOR 2.9! A Hook distraction allows the muscle buster and a win for Joe - outstanding stuff!
FTR face Jordan Oliver and Alec Price and THE DCF VS DEATH RIDERS STREET FIGHT IS NEXT! Mox and Archer square off and Hechi taps to a Garcia ankle lock, which wasn't seen by the ref. BUSAIKU KNEE BY YUTA AND THEN AN STO WITH ONE ONTO ARCHER! Rocky and Hechi have Octopus stretches on but Danny turns it into an ankle lock! Mox DDTs Rocky and Hechi! Mox goes into tacks and glass! Pac comes out on crutches and attacks Archer! Claudio sends Archer into the electrical box and BUSAIKU BY YUTA! BULLDOG CHOKE TO ROCKY! PILEDRIVER BY GARCIA! DRAGON TAMER IS ON AND THE PARADIGM SHIFT KNOCKS HIM OUT FOR THE WIN! This ruled!
The Triangle of Madness talks about Kris being a coward and we'll get Thekla vs. Kris next week. Stoke insults Price and Oliver. Oliver is in long tights and Price is in shorts and Oliver gets worn down with a headlock. DOUBLE SUICIDE DIVES BY THE FACES! Backflip by Price off a kick catch and the shatter machine wins it! Okay this was maybe not the best debut for them. Kris talks about Thekla and she will drown her in toxic and she wants an eliminator on Collision and Hart vs. Willow is up for Saturday.
Kenny vs. Josh is up and JOSH JUMPS HIM! GUARDRAIL MOONSAULT BY KENNY! Apron world's strongest slam by Josh! Kenny unloads some big chops to Josh before Josh just hurks him down with a towerhacker toss. Back and forth forearms, elbows, and punches on the floor! Kenny chases Don around and it opens the door to Josh ankle locking him and smashing the ankle on the apron. Kenny escapes, hits a V trigger and the one winged angel wins it! This was Kenny's best match since Kidd.
Kenny gets the mic and hypes up his new home in Orlando, where they're at and he's happy to be 100%. TECHNIQUE BY TAZ VIDEO on MJF vs. Bandido before the women's tag of the Love Bombs against Bayne and Ford. Assisted splash by Mina gets 2 on Ford. BAYNE PRESS SLAMS MINA OVER THE TOP ROPE AND Toni God bless her tried as much as she could to catch her. Fuck! RELEASE GERMAN BY MEGAN TO MINA!
Toni tags in after Mina hits a missile dropkick and hits a few shotgun dropkicks! HIP ATTACK TO FORD! DOUBLE APRON HIP ATTACKS and a run-up crossbody from Mina! BACKFIST BY MINA TO FORD! Figure four is countered by a Megan lariat and THE DOOMSDAY DEVICE IS ON AND MARINA CHOKES TONI OUT! Roddy in CMLL hype video sets up Claudio vs. Roddy on Collision. BILLY GUNN IN ACTION ON SATURDAY! Willow vs. Julia too! The return of Excalibur reciting copy at a billion miles an hour! MAIN EVENT TIME!
Swerve's out and they bring up Profit passing away - his friend and producer on his new theme. Swerve hits a springboard crossbody over the post and Swerve chops him off the top. Swerve and Knight boot the shit out of each other OFF OF A HALF CRAB! HOUSE CALL MISSES and Knight gets the standing UFO splash to the back for 2! Apron DVD AND THE DRAGON SLEEPER BY SWERVE! COAST TO COAST BY KNIGHT AND THE UFO SPLASH GETS 2.9! house call by knight! HOUSE CALL OUT OF MID-AIR BY SWERVE OFF A LARIAT ATTEMPT! VERTEBREAKER HITS! BIG PRESSURE WINS IT! Swerve made Knight here. Wow!
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