AAA Conquista Total 7-18-19

Missed the first match, but the second has Golden Magic and Lady Shani facing La Hiedra and Villano III Jr. Villano uses Batista's theme and Shani and Hiedra chop the daylights out of each other. Magic lands a wacky double-leap up rana off the rope to Villano Jr before Shani gets tossed into the front row. After what happened to Scarlett, maybe don't throw a woman right into the front row. Shani throws Hiedra into the crowd and her foot smacks a woman in the face. Villano lands a spinebuster Villano goes for a destroyer on the ramp, but gets backdropped by Magic. Magic lands a springboard tornillo to the floor and Hiedra gets 2 off a wacky submission before Magic stomps her and knocks her down with a piledriver before Magic dives onto her accidentally with a legdrop to break it up.

Magic lands a neckbreaker variant on the stormbreaker to get 2.9! Villano lands a powerbomb off the apron ON THE APRON. Jesus. Slingshot DDT by Shani to Jr and a German suplex cradle gets the win, but Villano is under the rope and grabbing the rope. But fuck the rules, that ends it. Dave the Clown's portable smoke machine is cool, but that shit looks like it would suck in a closed-air building.

Dave the Clown, Chika Tormenta, and Tessa Blanchard face Nino Harmburuesa, Faby Apache, and Taya. Hijo del Tirantes is the ref, so his will be fantastic. Dave and the heels work over Taya before Tirantes prevents Faby from diving. God I wish a ref would just do that on Raw to stop Seth from diving 3 times in a row. Heels get stacked in the corner for a Nino cannonball. Faby leads the crowd in a chant for Tirantes, and I'm sure it's just full of language that is pro-Tirantes. Nino works iwth Hiedra and takes her down before Dave dropkicks him down.

Dave tosses Faby down, but she gets him in an armbar until Tormenta kicks her. Nino counters a Dave sunset flip with a crossbody. A falling sofa splash hits and only gets 2 due to a slow count and Tormenta. Faby works spots with Tirantes Road to Valhala by Taya, but a slow count gets 2. Tessa's hammerlock DDT hits and gets a fast count win.

Eterno, Chessman, and Averno face Aerostar, Laredo Kid, and Puma King. Laredo lands a giant wacky DDT off the ropes onto Chessman. 619 on the post from Aerostar to Averno. Run-up kick from Aero to Averno and the faces get 2 off a triple cradle. Heels get 2 off a triple pin. Puma King wins, but due to the Amazon ad break, I missed the finish. And then Monster Clown jumps them all anyway and then he suplexes Aerostar on the ramp.

"WE GOT OUR TIME GUYS IN ENGLISH HERE!" Goddamn, I'd hate to see the B-team. TripleMania is hyped up with Cain Velasquez's debut hyping him up as the man who beat Brock and won the UFC title. Daga and Taurus face Cody and MJF. Daga has never worked for me, but him as El Jeffe and in red leather actually makes him look like a star. MJF heels it up until Cody lifts a kid up and then he's a big fan of the kid. MJF as a fake babyface around Cody is the best thing since Luger doing that with Sting in '96. MJF politely asks that the fans suck his dick.

Cody works with Daga to start and there's a gulf of quality between them - and Daga's good. Taurus and MJF is a goofy style mismatch, but sorta works. MJF asks for Taurus to charge before just pulling him down by the hair. MJF rides him and goes to the floor only to eat a dive from Daga. Cody hits a flying plancha on them - which isn't normally seen from him. Daga hits Cody's back with a chair and Van Daminatres MJF. Cody gets crotched.

MJF pokes the eye and fouls Daga. Draping dakr matter from Cody leads to the rope-assisted piledriver from MJF. Cody hits Daga on the back with the chair on the ramp. Taurus throw Cody into the crowd before Daga lands a butterfly codebreaker and Taurus pins MJF! Cody fouls Taurus and lands Cross Rhodes on Daga. Mercenarios jump Cody. They all attack Cody and Taurus grinds his knee into his face - good stuff! Cody shields MJF's body from more attacks. Oh how cute!

Wagner Jr, Pentagon Jr, and Psycho Clown face off with Blue Demon Jr, Rey Escorpion,a nd Texano Jr with the first man of each team allowing for another preview of TripleMania's main event in two weeks.Wagner's out as a leather granddaddy. SHOCKINGLY, the match begins with a brawl and Wagner's bleeding a minute in. He gets beaten down in a 3-on-1 and the beard shows bloodshed perfectly.

A guy in a red shirt gets in the way of Wagner and Demon doing spots on the ramp, which to be fair IS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CROWD. Wagner splits open Demon while Fenix and Psycho Clown do shit in the crowd. Kneeling superkick from Pentagon to Escorpion. Psycho lands a big rana to Escorpion before Penta dives on everyone. Wagner beats Demon with a Wagner Driver! So he's getting a haircut in two weeks.

Heel beatdown leads to Cody coming down and I miss what he does due to an ad break. Cody and Wagner shake hands as the ring is littered in soda. Demon stares down Wagner and then Wagner basks in his victory. He cuts a promo and despite not knowing Spanish, his loud, gravely voice induces pants-shitting fear.