Taz and Excalibur hype up the card and they throw to Tony and Jake as Lance beats up tires with a hammer. Then he destroys some walls and random shit in a run down shack they're in. Private Party's out as the framerate is just all over the place. They'll face the Best Friends to determine the top contenders to the tag titles. Silly String gets botched a bit. This is why Cornette rants about guys being able to do flips, but not the fundamentals. Chuckie tosses Kassidy into Quen. THE HUG!
Wacky double team basement SSP hits. Private Party lands the G9 - Cryme Tyme's finish, and they've got SG armbands too. Quen gets an SSP, but both eat hard shots on the floor. Trent gets a sunset flip for 2. Strong Zero hits and TBF win it! THANK GOD! Arn manages to put Lance over huge while burying Jake's planning involving Archer breaking a toilet with a hammer "Toilets don't hit back - Cody does!". Mox puts Brodie over as top-shelf all over the world - and he does respect the guy, but he's disappointed in him.
A weird WWE-ish video with everyone, face and heel saying the same lines about heroes in this pandemic. Ladder battle royal starts off with all-red ladders - nice touch. OC doesn't want to put forth any effort to win - so Colt tosses him out. Colt goes up but gets tossed down and the ladder clasps on his hands/ Taz brings out Brian Cage, who lands an F-5,000 on Darby. A prop chip bridge is made to trap Cage. Joey hits a running DVD to OC off the apron onto the chip bridge! Ripcord elbow and sole butt by Cage to Luchasaurus. Cage flips out of a chokeslam and hits a V trigger. Cage wins it. Dude massacred Darby with a ladder toss onto another a ladder.
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